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*is surprised a canada topic lasted this long*
all you have to do, is type a "1"
then hit edit, and type whatever you want then
zomg! no pirate speak
vanessa carlton - 1000 miles
backstreet boys - i want it that way
micheal jackson - man in the mirror(not so much i guess)
dj sammy - heaven
and yes, as a matter of fact i am the straightest guy i know
Ok. someone justify t' me how me petition t' get kOOlio banned from forums is spam, when all o' his posts be allowed t' stay
[Spammy threads have been closed and vanished. You think somebody should be punished, email us. This thread is asking everybody to talk about their own lives, which is a fun activity and good socialization. ]
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give a blow job or no nay ne'er again receive a blow job?
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1. Aarrr! ban that scurvey dog from forums
2. And swab the deck! limit his posts a day
3. And hoist the mainsail! ban that scurvey dog from forums
1) Undeath
....i....dont get it
if a man could turn into a dog for 5 minutes
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1471/Ass+Sniffing+Dog/
A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. He replied with candor, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out."
how can you do 21 cpff's in 1 tick?
omg....i found a ninja dog too
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1525/Clever+Dog+Escapes/
Why women lie
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a simple leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When the seamstress cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes!" cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and is always in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed, All Women
i dont have a cat, but i was home over the weekend and my aunts have like 3-10 depending on the week
1 of em is the coolest cat ever (and for some reason hates every1 but me go figure) his back right paw is effed up so he walks like igor. and his left ear is crooked. my aunts get mad cuz they get bitten when they try to pet him, but when he realizes its me he tries to run over and jump on me in a not mean fashion
seriously its like the coolest cat ever
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1524/Cat+Moves+Like+A+Ninja/
dont waste space on your planets building rc's when banking unless you are going cf/rc
dont waste space on your planets building farms when banking unless you're a n00b, better off buying food
if your going to make fun of sum1's strat, make sure you know what you're talking about first
if you are just considering your variables and the theory, just take your variables and do your calculations without wasting a round
otherwize, no you cant prove a strat works without something to directly compare it to
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sum1 update
omg i love dogs!
to really test it you would have to take at least 2 rounds.
1 going by text book (generally after 30+ rounds of the text book ones work best at this point)
and another going by your strat. to accurately test it you would need the exact same resources, exact same planet sizes, etc. and so forth to see which gives you a better outcome.
or you could take a few hours, do some calculating, and not waste a round testing out shitty strats
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