2,551

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

this thread is now banned in most NATO countries

2,552

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

nah krauts went and invented flamethrowers

2,553

(26 replies, posted in Community)

Arby swallows his beer before he turns the ignition X(

2,554

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

what, that it could have been prevented by an absence of gun control?

2,555

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

Did I hear that right, the Republican National Convention cheered the idea of evacuating Afghanistan tomorrow?

buncha running-dog capitalist lackeys

2,556

(11 replies, posted in General)

funny, my ass just said "zarf"

2,557

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

Actually...you know that nice speech at the end of Schindler's list? Where Schindler talks to the armed guards, and says "You guys can shoot all the Jews...or you can just go home and be human" and they all put down their guns and walk away?

That actually happened.

Except before the troops came, the Jews armed themselves with guns from the guardhouse.

Schindler was breaking up a Mexican standoff*.  But Spielberg doesn't believe in self-defense so he made it a "lions lay down with lambs" moment



















* btw a Mexican standoff is a term used by white pansies, all of us Westerners know the solution is to shoot your way out

2,558

(698 replies, posted in General)

should know I honored requests to keep it

2,559

(11 replies, posted in General)

nah we're building a collective that will deny you the surgery

2,560

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

You look at who's gonna speak for the Democrats and I think they should go with the empty chair

but yeah I thought having an actor up there makes the whole thing look like a traveling sideshow

2,561

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

Trayvon brings it to 2-0 by my count

2,562

(698 replies, posted in General)

in IC:The Movie he will be played by Gilbert Gottfried

2,563

(0 replies, posted in Politics)

"Because this is the link that showed up in my facebook:
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/

2,564

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

That plant did close in 2009, so I don't  understand how that's a lie.

Also, Obama does oppose the Simpson Bowles plan.  So that's true.  If it's "misleading" in that Ryan also opposes it, Ryan opposes it and prefers his own published alternative. Known for 2 years as "the Ryan plan".  Obama has no plan at all. He offered a one-year budget that failed 99-0 in the Senate.  It's quite a contortion to say "this true statement is misleading because in a limited sense it is also somewhat true of Ryan, if you didn't know the whole facts like most people don't since they get their news from us".

2,565

(39 replies, posted in Ideas)

wait I thought a certain julian-assange lookin Finn got 6 mos

This country must awaken to the fact that we are not trapped in a cycle of "progress" but are in fact, free.
Electing people who only want to pervert and exploit reform is only delaying the awakening.
I can spot the difference between "establishment Republicans" (i've seen them called "GOPe")  I run into and people in the Knights of Columbus.  There is a "thirst for righteousness" lacking in "establishment Republicans".  That makes them dangerous to be around.
This convention week has shown that there are more Conservatives and Patriots than GOPe.  And they recognize the stink of the GOPe and their treachery.  The GOPe brings nothing but convenience.  It is not essential, and the more it tries to present the only options as GOPe or socialism, the more certain its doom.

In 1850 right thinking people decided the Whigs were a useless bunch of gits who would not solve anything and only existed to exploit the Republic.  These "Republicans" charged on a solid reform platform they maintained steadfast through a general defeat and four years of civil war.  The Republicans, if they repeat the mistake of the Whigs, will go the same way.

None of that refutes the fact that elected Republicans welcome views that are as liberal, or more so, as Clinton's 1992 agenda.  I made a list.

"
Gun Control
Bubba -  ban em based on what they look like
2012 GOP - no ban

That's it.

Abortion
Bubba - safe legal and rare! dont' pay for it at home
2012 GOP - Godawful! Votes to pay for it.

Military
Bubba - shrink it to a display model and use it for waiting tables
2012 GOP - agree to cut 50% of it unless they vote a better cut plan; agree to lose 2 wars; prefer to keep it staggering rather than boost manpower and limit deployment

Taxes
Bubba - tax and spend
2012 GOP - no tax hikes except of course the biggest retroactive tax increase in US history -- meanstesting social security benefits.

Immigration
Bubba - deport! urban sweeps! GTFO!!
2012 GOP - dear dear amigos, please be patient. Un mommentoh porr favorr

Gay marriage
Bubba - oh HELL NO
2012 GOP - oh dear, whaddya gonna do

Gays in the Military
Bubba - not if I catch you
2012 GOP oh dear, whaddya gonna do

Socialized Medicine
Bubba - Of course but not, if you say not
2012 GOP - of course not but yes if you say so"

It just amounts to hollering that you figure they can do better.

2,568

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

47 hours 31 minutes.

I don't think you can answer me.  Them's the facts.

2,569

(3 replies, posted in Politics)

VA and NC are tossups? Shaw! Right!

2,570

(3 replies, posted in Politics)

This probably didn't help either

http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/code-pink-hoohahs-tn.jpg


this one isn't photoshopped.  This is actually what walks the street to elect Obama. They're outside the GOP convention.

2,571

(26 replies, posted in Community)

hahahaha you have illegal weed

I'm gonna smuggle weed into Holland just for the respect when I get busted

No. when you support private charity, private insurance, and the death penalty for snoking, you are not a totalitarian.  What you are is reasonable and prudent.

2,573

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

that actually happened

police were called

the RNC says it was deplorable

CNN says it did happen and has no other comment

I'm guessing the "attendees" were press

2,574

(26 replies, posted in Community)

i don't think anyone can help you

none of us go to holland*

and the dutch apparently never move around their own country







*yeah whatever.

i support the death penalty for pot snokers

also people who make typos

unless they dont care how they type