Re: New Invention!!

alright simon
my group consists of 2 handy guys and a smart guy big_smile
me and my friend are handy, we have a good skil to assemble stuff i guess
and the other guy is really smart at science and math, not too creative though

and i'm the creative one big_smile --big time

out idea..although stupid might actually win big_smile

it'll be a toothbrush, a super toothbrush, and this brush will have a roll of mint floss string at the back, so when you open it from behind you can pull along the string, floss and then close it and brush big_smile

they'll be also other typed of brushes like these, some with mouth wash in the back and some with toothpaste, and the toothpaste ones will have a clip on brush at the front so you can take it off and pour toothpaste on it and clip it back on and oila big_smile

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Here's my unbelievably cool idea, that I have yet to license as my own. I tell you about it cause I am an inventor kinda guy, and I have tons and tons of ideas of stuff every day, and this is just one of them.

One of the ones with the best market-value though, so if some of you do decide to go forth with it...cut me in for like 10% of what you earn, please.

--- The Perfect Registrations Plate ---

Ok, one of the biggest problems for the police these days is being understaffed with too much to do. To help the police of the world, my idea is a new registrations plate for cars.

Its a known fact that the scene for the most crimes every day happen on the roads, and catching the perpetrators aint usually easy at all, esp when you dont have the resources to deal with it.

In the modern age, its about time we modernize in an area where it should have been done loong ago.

The Idea :

I dunno if any of you have seen these commercial-screens hanging everywhere..digital photoframes, so to speak. Well the new registration-plate is highly based on one of these.
In this electronical device, there is a safety-lock that can overload the battery and shut down the car, there is a motion-tracker that will work with Police GPS system, to screen every cars behaviour, also there is a radio-transmitting unit, and a radio receiving unit, that controls what the plate shows.

The Police controls the mainframe that deals out the registration-plates.

When someone drives too fast : Police mainframe automaticly makes the registration shut down the battery to stop the car, and then posts "SPEEDING" on the plate. Car will not be starting again, until the Police has stopped by and given the appropriate fine.

When someone dont pay the annual registrations fee : Police mainframe automaticly makes the registration shut down the battery to stop the car, and then posts "LACK OF PAYMENT" on the plate. Car will not be starting again, until the Police has registered the fee being paid.

Speeding and cutting peoples plates off of cars are things the Police nowadays waste time doing, time that could be spent chasing down murders and rapists.

Also this idea can be combined with other newly made ideas for cars : IE the alcohole-check some cars are using before letting you start the car.

If a crime is committed, it can be very quickly localised, and if the perpetrators are driving, the police can simply "shut them down" stopping the car with immediate effect.

If a car is reported stolen, Police localises the car quickly, and shuts it down.

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The idea in itself holds an amazing possibility of value, not only to you as the salesman, but also to the community, as it gives the Police less things to do, and it gives the every-day man safer roads.

Also if made a necessity in any of the European/American countries, it would quickly spread out as a necessity to the entire western world, and the to China, Japan, India, Pakistan etc etc etc.

And what makes it an incredibly easily marketable device :

Everyone would need one to be allowed to drive a car.

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Now that you've read the entire idea, I bet you're quite enthusiastic. Or maybe not.
I'd love comments to this idea though. And if anyone is interested, I can write a more in-depht description on how to make it all work, the techie parts wink

Cheers !

- Damon -

~^~^~^~^~ This is my world now ~^~^~^~^~
~^~ Lemming of Prostitutes and Insanity ~^~

28 (edited by Gladiator 17-Apr-2008 23:44:25)

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ooooh that's a sexie idea

OMG that would win my competition for sure, but i won't use that, for one thing it's a great idea i would hate to take it from you, and make myself stinnkiinn rich tongue, other part the bigger part, i wouldn't know how to make it .but explain that's a decent idea, i'd love to help ya out if i can in anyway smile

obviously to make it big, it would be a big mission as anyone to do anything with a car company would try to shut it down,

so explain the techie part, just for the fun and curiosity i'm sure i can't make it tongue

BTW damon you wanna list some other ideas of yours, you dont have to go in depth with them, just list there basic feature, and oh i'll try to find you in chat some time now big_smile discuss it more smile

and oh the product i listed, how many of you would actually go out and buy it ($3.99 USD)

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alright, my turn tongue

STUPID YET SIMPLE IDEA:

The sock iner-outer- machine. alright, the idea is that youve got a wife and some kids, and as kida and alot of guys do, we take our socks off, roll them up, and throw em somewere. well...why not invent a machine to unroll the socks, or better yet, to fold the socks so you can save about 10min a week of your life folding or unfolding socks tongue

SERIOUS IDEA:
Motorcycle GPS system Improvements. they this, define a manufacturer of a cheap, not-so-durable material. so what you do is you you take it, water proof it, and also add modifications to it that would keep it from rattleing and or falling off the bike from faulty instalation. They already make motorcycle GPS' but they dont make em very well . there yeah go tongue

-Walking around, looking for a way, but no one tells me which way to go, im caught up in a world, a maze with yes men who feeds me lies, i anwser no questions they give me no anwsers, follow the wise but they are walking in pampers, give me a ciggerete smokeing my cancer drink the pain away but they still have no anwser-
<<FIEND FOR KRYLON>>

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hmm, nice idea, the socks one LOL
kidding

yeah that's a good idea, i'm guna check out the prices of those so i can get an idea of what it would cost

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Also would be marketable becuase you can create a better product for a lower price than the leader in the field. tongue and the sock inner-outer WILL be a huge hit someday, you watch smile

-Walking around, looking for a way, but no one tells me which way to go, im caught up in a world, a maze with yes men who feeds me lies, i anwser no questions they give me no anwsers, follow the wise but they are walking in pampers, give me a ciggerete smokeing my cancer drink the pain away but they still have no anwser-
<<FIEND FOR KRYLON>>

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if i were to make that i would rather make a case for the GPS, that's water-proof and shock repellent i guess
but how would i make that?? lol

i would have no idea where to begin

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umm...some copper piping filled with some insta foam welded/fabricated to the dash or handle bars on the motorcycle.you could also buy marine grade fabric and or wireing and reassemble it.

Just for starters tongue

-Walking around, looking for a way, but no one tells me which way to go, im caught up in a world, a maze with yes men who feeds me lies, i anwser no questions they give me no anwsers, follow the wise but they are walking in pampers, give me a ciggerete smokeing my cancer drink the pain away but they still have no anwser-
<<FIEND FOR KRYLON>>

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lol tongue

*waits for damon to come on

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/me forces you to use meh idea!

-Walking around, looking for a way, but no one tells me which way to go, im caught up in a world, a maze with yes men who feeds me lies, i anwser no questions they give me no anwsers, follow the wise but they are walking in pampers, give me a ciggerete smokeing my cancer drink the pain away but they still have no anwser-
<<FIEND FOR KRYLON>>

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lol big_smile

so clover if you saw my product in the market for $3.99 would you buy it?? big_smile

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Probably not. Becuase you can buy a toothbrush for like a buck and a roll of floss for a buck. and save two dollars tongue

-Walking around, looking for a way, but no one tells me which way to go, im caught up in a world, a maze with yes men who feeds me lies, i anwser no questions they give me no anwsers, follow the wise but they are walking in pampers, give me a ciggerete smokeing my cancer drink the pain away but they still have no anwser-
<<FIEND FOR KRYLON>>

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A lavalamp witha faulty waterproof shell. You put it in your exgirlfriends aquarium and turn it on. Gradually water seeps in and the very hot glass lamp gets wet with cold water and shatters explosively in the tank, killing her fish

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.