"Reducing us into a three sided dice."

I disagree. I believe it's more hexagonal because of the noid coefficient of the matrix shards.

"Like a ciggerate, first one smokes half, second gets it halfway, and the third gets it at the very ending but still calls it an equal half."

If cigarettes can call themselves equal halves at the very end, I don't see why we should judge. It's their right.

"It no worries for the goose because he is trained to move forward nevertheless."

Not necessarily. And, even if so, he might define "forward" differently than you, who might define it differently than me. Unless we're going to specify which direction forward is, how much are we really saying?