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Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"

Evil Dark Ninja Hargora

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Love is being stupid together.  ~Paul Valery

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"

Evil Dark Ninja Hargora

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Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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loool skyro and Nice UD smile:)


Lady Nancy Astor (to Churchill):

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." --Alec Bourne

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished.

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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This IS Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, but other times you do it to not die"

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes.He who does not,is a fool forever.

~GalacticRuler~

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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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> [TI] Primo wrote:

> Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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lol KevinDore

A optimist only sees a green traffic light...

a Pessimist only sees a red traffic light..

the truly wise man is colorblind

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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"yes"
one of Jesus less memorable quotes.

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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"When you swap shirts at the end of the match you expect it to smell bad. But Beck's smelt really nice."
-Ronaldo

Rehabilitated IC developer

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serious? lol

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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who did what in the where now?

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Jimmy Carter

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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> BeoWolfe wrote:

> One of my favs from Mr.Albert Einstein

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."


am i missing like a lvl of comprehension to this quote? i mean, it seems like he is merely pointing out what everyone already knows, that we have the abillity to destroy human civilization; i dont see what makes it a favorite quote. its pointing out something obvious, he isnt even  pointing it out in a clever way or anything.

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maybe its because this quote of his was said a very long time ago and for him to have a accurate depiction of what is probably going to happen in our time is quite scary since we are basically doing what he has said would happen the nukes of today will destroy us all....we may be incinerated and what will the next generations fight with?.

but im not too sure lol

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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well, he was alive well past the time we started building nuclear weapons and any physicist could of told you how powerful nuclear weapons would be able to become... and because its talking about wwiii, i would bet it was after the 2nd world war, so i dont think thats the case.

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but what others didn't get was how nukes could be combined with a rocket with global range, you could put a nuke in orbit and then use a glorified fire extinguisher to have it fall anywhere you like.  It got the Brits really hard, they used to like holding "strategic points" like Singapore, Suez, Gibraltar, Aden, Hong Kong but they reckoned that no combination of airpower seapower and fortifications could stop a hydrogen missle from vaporizing the whole show, which is why partly why they bailed on the Empire.

Anyhow and in hindisght Einstein was wrong, the West lacks the moral fiber to wreck the eastern hemisphere with nukes.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." --John F. Kennedy

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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"Anyhow and in hindisght Einstein was wrong, the West lacks the moral fiber to wreck the eastern hemisphere with nukes."

Isn't Einstein's whole point surely that neither side would come out on top in nuclear World War(III). So it's not really about moral fiber...

I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.

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also

*Cough*Quotation*Cough

I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.