when farrah fawcett died she went to heaven and god met her at the gates.
he said "since you played an angel on earth and you`ve become an angel in heaven ill grant you one wish".
she thought hard for a few moments then replied " i wish for all the children on earth to be safe"
just then micheal jackson died.

i heard they are going to melt him down into lego`s so children can play with him for a change.