Re: I really hate California!
yeah right
"Su papeles, senor"
"Hey, what? I don't speak spanish"
"Su identificacion, Senor!"
"What's with the guns? Wait a minute! Stop that! Leggo!"
"TENIENTE- Este hombre sin papeles no callare!"
"Well that's more like it, you getting all crazy with that rifle-lemme speak to your supervisor here"
"Estes Americano?"
"What--yeah, yeah Amerikanoh!"
"Porque se va al Espana, senor?"
"Porkay...uh, why not? Porkay noh, comprende?"
"un Americano que va al Espana por un mission secreto...como el regimento del Abraham Lincoln?"
"Uh yeah! Abraham Lincoln! Oon hombray magnificoh! Alright"
"CABRON! Pinche espia! Pegate este caga'o hasta se he rompado!"
"Si, Teniente!"
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow ow! Ow! Ow" etc
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
