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Re: whats your zombie plan?

I've actually spent some time thinking about this and I've seen enough zombie movies to know, get the frell out of the city fast, armor up a vehicle.  there's a military surplus store, about a 10 miniute drive from here, I'd hit the store first, as everyone's going to be raiding it. There's a truck driver down the street who has 4 semi trucks sitting in his front yard. Since he's a drunken idiot, i'd just shoot him and steal his truck. add armor, cow catcher, and drive out of the city after I first raid every gas station on the way out of the city. I would probably head towards the mountains, they're not very far in fact. Probably a 10 hour drive from where I live. There's on mountain in particular i would head for, it's Mt. Vernon (i think). I'd head up there for 2 reasons, my parents live up there, plus the way the mountain is formed it's got sheer 200ft drop cliffs and a narrow road to get up there, easily blockade-able. There is also ample wildlife to live off of for about 2-3 years, plus i can always farm vegetables as well. there's also a fairly steady supply of fresh water, easily bottle-able.

that is pretty close to my zombie plan. but without all the shooting frelling zombies in the face

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i would just go with the flow and take it as it comes as zombies are unpredictable and the plan needs to change and adapt like life... or you will not survive...

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My perverted plan - round up all the lovely, petite ladies ages 16-24 (like skoe) and convince them I have a safe haven. Lots of food, lots of candy and lots of water. Only 7 bedrooms but they can sleep in the same beds ;D etc.

my real plan - get the hell outta dodge

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Come to think of it, a necrophile would have the time of his life!

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As long as he's equiped with protection, aka a gagball, yes..

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or, if he had a shotgun and wasn't quesy about blood

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I would secure a wing of my uni. The place is built like a fort, with only 4 real ways in and solid walls? Then hunt vending machines for food? Perhaps I could even go raid the nearby police station for guns and ammo? Who knows?

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....i would have to leave my home....i live far too close to a zoo....and in the event of a zombie problem you know at some point one of the animals will escape and i don't fancy my chances against a zombie lion or zombie crocodile or some mad shit like that....that would just not be funny

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well, a zombie monkey flinging zombie shit would be an interesting sight

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35 Reply by [RPA] Arocalex (edited by Gwynedd 28-Jan-2009 08:12:12)

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Would you become infected by that?

My zombie plan: We have a separate garage that we have converted into a somewhat living space. Two floors with the top floot pretty full with wood and downstairs there is a heater so during winter I'll be fine while they freeze. There is an extra add-on where we were going to put our car but thats filled with tools and whatnot, cement... There is one band of glass about a meter long so that's easily boarded up.

We do have a vegtable farm however small that is, so we would definatly get those and anything else we can. If forever reason the zombies would come through there are plenty of power tools and a small generator if the power is out, why we have that I don't know. And if we are really going for the long haul inside with zombies being outside our house for some reason land could easily be brought inside and be artificially let although I dont think thats viable.

If for some reason the zombies are like those in left 4 dead than [w00f!] anyway so do whatever you want.

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....only problem with any plan i have is it involves weapons of some description and the uk does not have laws that allow me to keep a small countries arsenal....so improvisation would be the key word here....chainsaw (too slow and bulky even though zombies are not the fastest, attacks en-masse would be an issue)....nailgun (great for d.i.y. crap for self zombie-defence i would hazard to guess)....baseball bat (not the greatest idea but would enhance the enjoymeny factor of the attack)....bare-fists (too much like doom, very nineties)....so my choice would have to be cans of spaghetti.....worth a try and lets face it, in the event of an all out zombie attack i would throw my grandma if i had to....:P

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ZOZ will take me with him on his well protected oil rig.

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If a human bites a zombie, will the zombie turn human?

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Nobody has tried zarf

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what if a zombie dog and a bitch were to get it on? zombie pups? or super-dog pups that are already part zombie and don't have to worry about being attacked by zombies?

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I live on a farm.  I'd call a friend and tell him to gather my other non-zombie friends (hate to be discriminatory, but..), while I grab the tractor with the scraper on it.  I would dig a giant moat around my house and place the extra dirt on our side of the moat.  We have enough guns for a small country, so between all my friend and I we could hold off the zombies til the moat filled up.  Then we could slowly command and conquer the farms surrounding my house for space to grow food.  Also raiding nearby houses for food and stuffs.  Foolproof!  Unless zombies can swim.  Then there might be some issues.  Can zombies swim?

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> The Yell wrote:

> You and your friends never figured out what to do if zombies attack?

1. Get to joe's house along with all my pals
2. Help joe tote some of his 15 rifles, 6 shotguns and 20 handguns and dozens of thousands of rounds up Box Springs Mtn
3 burn off brush on a peak of the mtn and set up camp
4 set up a perimeter 250 yds out with torches
5 shoot every living thing that crosses the torches, any zombies or suspected zombies in sight, any interesting animals, nosy humans, low flying aircraft, UFOs, US Presidents (clearly some sorta trap) nuns (also gotta be a trap) etc.
6 sneak down when things die down and work on converting a pickup into an armored car with a firing platform


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....i was thinking about the vehicle thing and i was wondering which would be the best to convert and the negative/positives of each type of vehicle....

a) pick-up
positives: quick (could outrun the average zombie), able to handle a massive weapon (tripod based machine gun, harpoon gun, etc) and is semi-economical on fuel (which i imagine would be harder to get as time goes by leading to an almost "mad max" situation)
negatives: would take two people to operate gun/harpoon/etc and if you lost them off the back you could end up transporting lots of them on the back, probably will have a rubbish sound-system which could leave you listening to static or worse (the only cd and it's britney nooooooooooo), very difficult to keep clean
b) average family car
positives: can take family and friends with you, quick, easy to park, low tax
negatives: if the end of the himan race was imminent i would want to rob/die in something a bit better than a ford capri, not much weapon space, makes you look older
c) bus/coach:
positives: it's a bus!, how many people do want to save?, lots of space for metal to be welded onto it, onboard entertainment and toilet facilities (where would you want to get off for a wazz?)
negatives: it's a bus!, slow, crap at corner taking, journey would take twice as long (as you would have a lot of stops on most routes), exactly what would the fare be? and would you accept oyster cards?, too many windows for access plus that ruddy door at the back
d) tank:
positives: o'h come on do i really have to tell you? it's a tank!, armed to the teeth, more protection than the royal durex!, all terrain (apart from underwater)
negatives: slow in streets, where would you buy ammo for these things?, can't go underwater (but then neither can the above), i haven't tried it but i would imagine welding anything would be difficult and rather pointless (how much armour will make you feel safe?)
e) boat/ship/sub
positives: good on water
negatives: crap down your local high street, and parking is "emotional"
f) bike/motorbike
positives: very quick, agile, easy to use (compared to above two), cooler
negatives: no where to put your beer, smoking is madness, only two people and not very armed
g) train
positives: on-board food, lots of space/windows
negatives: rubbish at off-road/track, on-board food, lots of space/windows

....i think that's all i can be bothered to think of at the moment

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Stoned you are a funny lad like, "parking is 'emotional'"

Sum boy you are...

I would get one of those bomb disposal shrapnel proof vests, you know the ones with the big neck protector.  I would also get a riot police helmet and an Eagle handlers arm protectors so the zombies can't bite my arms, and kevlar trousers that chainsaw wielding deforesting people use.  I would get a single shot accurate rifle with lots of ammo and just sit and pop off all the slow ass zombies and a hand gun for close quarters and a machete too.  In the event it gets to fisticuffs then i'll be wearing an outfit designed to prevent bites so should be fine.

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"I would get a single shot accurate rifle with lots of ammo and just sit and pop off all the slow ass zombies and a hand gun for close quarters and a machete too"

There are 6.7 billion people in the world.  Hope you have lots of ammo!

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everyone says they would get weapons and kill any zombies that got near them. if this were they simplest, most effctive solution then finding a military base or going to the middle east would be your first choice. But obviously this is not what happens. why? because zombies kill through chains. one person loses a chunk and then they get hungry and they go after the others in their group, This is why armies are never capable of stopping zombie outbreaks, cause they become infected too easily.

This leads me to one of the keys to zombie survival.
                        Large groups are not safe and must be avoided.
Small. well armed groups who trust nobody with a limp are the best survival unit.

So I would argue that getting a small group of people armed well is the best solution, and if possible when survivors are discovered split the group in two. That way the groups act as antibodies to the zombie outbreak, Also, if one goes down there would be others.

This plan is of course dependant on several things-
1. The zombies are "infected" people, not corpses risen from the dead.
2. Zombies can indeed be killed, something that may or may not be accurate.
3. You and the others in your group have some intelligence and survival skills (A.K.A you didn't grow up in a city) and you can shoot a gun in someones face.

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id cast magic missile on the zombies. nothing would happen

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....if a zombies preferred "delicacy" is brains (going by all the films i have watched)....would a dyslexic zombies try and eat brians?....if so does anyone know where adams, ferry & blessed live? (especially adams....i would die a happy man if i knew he had been eaten first!)

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49 Reply by [TI] Sitting Duck (edited by Gwynedd 15-Feb-2009 08:29:42)

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zombies are for [w00f!]. Real men fight vampires and pirates

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