> 420 wrote:
> it is quite fortunate, he has you to do it for him eh? if you find my being a 4.0 law school student hard to believe, I humbly invite you to Albany to see for yourself, you can bring BlackWing too if you like. minor grammatical issues such as period and comma splices are noted thank you very much. these little foibles are quite intentional as i am just a lazy internet typer like most who do so often, his was not knowing the difference between one word and another. do you always have your "gurrlfriendz" backing you up, a little posse following you around looking like bobbleheads calling out things like "mmmhmm" and "you go girl" and "tell him girlfriend?"
Probably not right? Probably pretty hard to find friends between all that bitching and application of pancake makeup.
Almost forgot: Jack Kerouac wrote a book completely devoid of all punctuation save a few periods here and there in case you were not aware. However, I'm sure such a busy person has not a single moment to spend doing silly things like reading books.
I humbly accept your magnanimous admission that I did indeed kick your ass. I assure you, if I had a heart, it would rejoice.
Only a 4.0 law student? Why stop there? You may as well claim to be a 5.0 or a 6.0 law student for all the weight it will lend to your arguments.
It is no harder to hit the '.' key than it is to hit the ',' key.
Unfortunately no, I do not have a little posse that follows me around. I'm sure that at some point down the road, you will discover that if you apply logic and reasoning to situations and verbalize coherent thoughts and arguments, there will be people who will agree with you and shout out things like, "You go girl!". In fact, as a lawyer, you will be doing your best to get the judge to think, "You go girl!". Sure, it's not the most elegant expression, but it gets its point across.
Here in Canada, we do not apply makeup to our pancakes. A dollop of maple syrup does just fine.
When you begin writing briefs, assignments, or exams, you can explain to your professors that you are not required to use proper punctuation because Jack Kerouac did not in a book that he once wrote. I assure you, they will be as equally impressed by it as I am.
P.S. In case you misunderstood the above comment, your teachers would not be impressed at all. Kerouac, like all authors (be they poets, children's authors, mystery writers etc.) had artistic license. He could write however he wished to in his book and use whatever technique he chose. Unfortunately, students and legal professionals are not afforded that luxury. So you might as well learn and practice the rules that you will have to abide by.
EDIT: As an aside, I'm fairly certain that any objective person who read both our posts would conclude that it is in fact you who needs to spend a bit more time reading. It really does help improve vocabulary, grammar, and punctuation.
Cheerily yours,
Theo
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