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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

is getting thrown into a volcano for the annual virgin sacrifice

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Thinks that there is such a thing as an ethical lawyer, is a prime example that there isn't tongue

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

arrested a kangaroo for causing an affray

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

represented the kangaroo in court

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Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

dances a hornpipe on deck

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Drinks 40oz before court

21:19] <&James|sunstorm> any body name james is punishble by raid or nuke
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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

is dreamy

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

Once chased a rabbit around a race track like a grey hound.

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Hasn't seen a Mexican before.

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

Hasn't seen a non-Mexican before.

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is a Mexi-can't.

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

still happy with his cowlady

till the end of time..

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

is scots

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got off scot-free

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

wears dresses and has tea parties with his daughter's stuffed animals when she is at school

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is a daughter's stuffed animal.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

stuck an Uncle Sam hat on Dpenguins and left him at the Tea Party

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throws feces at monkeys at the zoo

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

will be disciplined for performing legal services in trade for beer

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

Will be disciplined for trading Petrolstone's beer in exchange for legal services (most notably, to hire a defense attorney in a case involving 2 stolen cases of beer)

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Needs to drink to cope with the lawyers

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

formed a corporation to handle his taxes, sued himself and retired on the settlement

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

Formed a corporation to practice forming corporations, botched up, and was sued by said corporation, which tripled in stock value the day of the settlement

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Knows I had t' post since it is pirate day.

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

aargh, he be a scallywag

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