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Re: battle arena grocery store

/me thinks it wasn't that wise to have said that

/me wonders why y'all are shooting at that tree that I have painted a face upon

/me builds a tower of bean-cans, and digs a hole smile

/me notices a feather with a letter that someone carelessly dropped
/me eats the feather and throws the letter away

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"

Evil Dark Ninja Hargora

Re: battle arena grocery store

/me bursts into the material plane in blaze of astral fury

/me realizes he was revived to six inches high

/me curses laughing dark priests futilely

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.