1) Small Government
Who created the Dept of Homeland Security? A conservative. We all know that this Dept is pretty much pointless and a huge waste of money. We already had an FBI and CIA. Why didnt we just improve those?
2) States Rights
Are we a country or 50 individual little countrys? For the most part i agree, but on some issues NO.
3) Respect Religion
Does this apply to Muslims too? Alot of ignorant conservatives view all muslims as terrorists and enemys. The Republican party has been tryin to cram Christianity down our throats for years now. How about respecting someone else's right to worship someone other than Jesus?
4) Fiscal Wisdom
Yea umm.....how did that work out for George W Bush? lol
5) The Military, Wars, and Conflict
Dont you mean 'drop bombs ask questions later'? Why did we war Iraq? Show me those WMDs and their link to Al Qaeuda. If we were told that Saddam Hussien needed to be removed from power cuz hes an evil prick, i would of been on board with that. Instead we we're tricked.
6) Sex
Really? The average conservative thinks its 'none of their business'? LMAO!! is this why you want to ban abortions and abolish programs that help women get contraceptives and sex related health care? Oh thats right, my bad i forgot.....a woman cant get pregnant when raped cuz their body shuts down and God wanted it to happen. 
7) Regulations
Remind me again what happened with Wall Street and banks about 4 years ago. Yea, no regulations is awesome <--- sarcasm
8) Schools
Its not a teacher's fault when a parent doesnt give a crap. Ive been to numerous parent-teacher conferences and you would be suprised at how many teachers told me that half the parents dont even show up. Ive spoken to alot of teachers and they all agree that it takes parental involvement and discipline to help their children be better students.
I do agree schools have alot of room for improvement but it has absolutely nothing to do with a union.
9) Safety Net, no handouts
I find it insane that you think most rich people made their money from nothing. Im not saying it doesnt happen but perhaps youve heard of Paris Hilton? Kim Kardashian? Those douchebags from the reality show 'The Hills'? Oh and dont forget your favorite candidate Mitt Romney. There are hundreds and thousands of people who were born into money.
So its wrong to give a poor person help? Im pretty sure Jesus would disagree! I do agree there are people that abuse the system, but there are also alot of hardworking people that just cant get ahead and they need help from time to time. Nothing wrong with helping your fellow man...i think thats in The Bible, yea?
10) Veterans rights
Of course we should take care of them. They fight on behalf of us and protect our libertys and freedom. These people are heroes and should be treated as such.
11) Gay 'Marriage'
You have no right to dictate who can and cannot get married. A married gay couple has absolutely no effect on your daily life. Why do conservatives feel the need to force their religous views and opinions on others? This is the 21st century why dont you join us? 1912 called! They want their social issues back!!
12) Racism
Racism shouldnt exist...period. We are all humans living on the same planet. Unfortunately alot of conservatives dont feel that way.
13) Giving
LMAO! In 2009 The Walton family (owners of Wal Mart and Sams Club and professed Conservatives) donated about 6000$ to charity. Wal Mart employees donated just over 15 million to various charitys. Thats just one example of just how giving conservatives are.
As far as foriegn aid is concerned i kinda agree. Should invest that money into our own country for the most part, however.....i see nothing wrong with helping countrys and people less fortunate than us.
Overall Republicans and Conservatives disgust me. They claim to be all about God and The Bible yet i dont think they have bothered to read it. To them its a weapon and a tool to inspire fear in others, not love and acceptance.
Conservative congressmen and senators are nothing more than obstructionists. Their main goal the last 4 years was to make sure Obama didnt get re elected instead of trying to work together to help the people of this country. Is that what you call patriotism? Im pretty sure our founding fathers didnt have that in mind 200 some years ago.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!