Re: I love some Conservative commentary about Libertarians
but it would be a good thing never to send that guy a copy of abelard & Heloise's letters
kind of sad letters really because Abelard was like "oh you know since I lost my balls I can focus on books & stuff"
and she was like "well I'm hella Horny and I'm stuck in a convent"
and he'd write back "well geez take a bath or something you're in a convent i'm cool with the way it turned out"
and she was like "omfg I wish I could block you"
and he was like "u bore me wif sex"
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.