Yeah we are going to hear this one on Fox News... "An Australian student was beaten to death for stealing the community microwave. Apparently he was a studnt in China studying their language, as well as stealing their most prized possession."

"Yes Brett a sad day as Australia asks hard questions as to why things got so far out of hand."

"However the Chinese government has turned over a large list of crimes the Aussie had committed right?"

"Yes Brett he had been involved in a scheme to sell underage Chinese girls to buyers in Australia, as well as money laundering, theft, and arson. Though we think the arson charge is from the exploding microwave."

"Things people do these days"