well NOBODY is saying "gee teh US and England are perfectly matched opponents and any matchup must end in a stalemate like nuclear war"
SOMEBODY is better than the other, why not spend an extra 15 mins to find out and give their fans pwning rights?
I mean everything England is saying now abut how good they are in regulation would still be true if a shot bounced off Rooney's ass for a goal in Overtime, it would just be a lot more fun and there's nothing US fans could say about it, England would have won
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.