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"It's alright guys, we'll be able to salvage what we need. Whoever designed this piece of crap deserves to be shot! We'll continue as planned - head on out and do what you need to. We'll keep the meetings to a minimum - code word for a meeting at night is... " as the mob wrote down a word on a piece of paper and handed it out.
The other mobs nodded in unision and one of them heads out towards the beach.
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It was a nice cool pleasant night. Perfectly cloudless and the 3 moons were lighting up the place.
"Be tough to sleep with all this light." Deci turned to two other passengers. "But man, with all this crap nothing-to-do-ness I'm so tired! I do need my beauty sleep afterall and I need my dreams of niceties, pink flowers and sweet smelling fragrances!".
"Ya, well - I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight. Did my best to try and save any crew members and healing up all these other injuries have earned the doc a good nights rest! How about you, you_fool?"
"Well, first of all, I think Deci is a jerk and all this waiting around for nothing has got me anxious. I'm going for a walk...I'll catch you guys in a bit."
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Meanwhile, there are some shifty eyes peering through the bushes, overlooking onto the beach.
"Oh man ...boss is gonna be furious. I can't do my hit on Deci, because there's 3 of them just lying there! *Sigh* This is just one failure after another" The mob starts walking back to the crashsite - there'll be no kill tonight.
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You_fool quietly moves away from his two friends and starts walking down the beach, far from the rest of the people.
"Hmm, this is a real bitch." You_fool bends over, picks up some pink and yellow pebble looking object and skims it across the sea. As soon as the object touches the water, it fizzles and smokes and sinks to the bottom.
With a confused look on his face, you_fool turns to pick up another when all of a sudden he hears a rustle in the bushes out behind him.
"Who's there?!?"
"Oh, it's just me. I've started my crusade against humanity and paying people back for this absurdity!
"What do you mean?" said You_fool nervously, eyeing up the way he came from to see if he was within shouting distance.
"Oh you know "smoothest and most turbulent free travel in history"?? What idiot says such a thing - it's like Jynxing it! Ah well, life fails, the ship fails, this planet fails...and you know what else fails..."
"err...I fail?
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"Indeed."
The Serial Killer took one swing at his face and floored you_fool. You_fool had never been hit so hard in his life. He tried to shout, he tried to get up - but alas it was true, he WAS fail.
The SK bent over and picked up three pinkish looking rock things and placed them on you_fool's bleeding face. He walked over to the water, cupped his hands and picked up some water. As he was about to soak you_fool, he could see his eyes were screaming. "Hahaha, what an appropriate name!" He threw the water over you_fools face and admired the strange rock-like-explosive react with the sea-water.
You_fool screamed in agony only to have it fade out - an innocent townie was no more.
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Meanwhile, Deci and the doc woke up to what they thought sounded like a shreak of pain, it seemed rest was far beyond them.
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It is now ** DAY ** phase. Everyone has until 14.00 GMT on Wednesday to cast their vote on the daily lynching and election of the Captain.
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