THE PRESIDENT:  No, no, [CELEBRITY], he's a good debater.  I'm just okay.  But what I'm most concerned about is having a serious discussion about what we need to do to [1st BAD VERB] the country growing and restore security for hardworking Americans.  That's what people are going to be listening for.  That's the debate that you deserve.  Because in the coming weeks, you're going to have a big choice to make, Nevada.  And it

the punk bitch barrier reef which is made out of crap razors and flashlights 30 miles out of Hong Kong when they threw them overboard caused they sucked too much even for sale in a dollar store

so how was dutchie land?

What? we used to do this crap all day long in junior high, they sold little books with like 20 setups and we'd burn through them

um maybe you aussies dont get it but rivers arent supposed to burn

sign up anyway

your death will be epic

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I'm grateful to Resident Evil 5 for making me realize the racial tension inherent to the whole "zombie invasion" genre.

Ask yourself, do you have a "zombie plan"?

And in case of "civil unrest", what would you do differently from your "zombie plan"?  -- see?

I realized this as my friends played Resident Evil 5, and sailed into wicker villages, and machine gunned hordes of
hoogabooga, spearchucking, SafariJungleAdventure natives, "firing into the brown of them" until nobody was left standing, and it was all good, cause they were ZOMBIES, see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

the United States must be preserved
even if it only controls DC and Indian reservations, like the Pope in the Vatican
this is a moral necessity
if we totally destroy the United States of America for the sake of greater standard of living, wealth, and prosperity, then we are no better than animals
also, if we keep a rump USA then nobody inherits the federal debt.
it remains with the extant US govt, and the 50 states can form whatever setup they like without any obligations at all
also that rump US keeps the permanent seat on the UN Security Council
so if we have 5 confederacies of 10 states and the USA at DC, that's 6 votes at the UN, and potentially 6 votes in the Security Council
joy

--yes we can

Norway did it, it used to be under the Swedish King
So did Iceland
and Ireland
and Italy
and Belgium
and Poland
and Latvia
Lithuania
Estonia
Austria
Czechoslovakia
Slovakia
and them yugoslav states

>>http://i.imgur.com/dRH1X.jpg<<

oh man wat was IN that brownie?