1,976

(22 replies, posted in General)

> TheYell wrote:

> how can anybody redo the original crew??,



With a clever blend of cosmetic surgery and necromancy.

So... Who'd STILL do Uhura? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Nichelle_Nichols.jpg

1,977

(12 replies, posted in General)

Vorta

1,978

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

I don't know who to pick for CO, but I think BW would make an excellent heavy weapons guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I

1,979

(676 replies, posted in Community)

Does this mean I should thank the lord for my being adopted by childmolesters?

1,980

(273 replies, posted in General)

Bolivian Navy

1,981

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

> sad sKoE )= wrote:

> "The radio thing was just a publicity stunt. The message will take 25000 years to reach it's destination, a destination which in reality is ulikely to have habitable worlds due to the stars being the wrong kind of stars, and even if there is someone listening it will take another 25000 years before we hear them say "Pardon?"."

What if it gets sucked into one of them freaky holes? Worm hole here, worm hole there, OMG! Instant connection.<

Even if a stable wormhole could naturally occur in our universe the transmission would have to be aimed directly at it (Wormholes don't suck, they're just there) and even if that occured the message would likely be scrambled by the journey... assuming a radiowave can even exist in a wormhole.

1,982

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

> Elysian Thebes wrote:

> basically,yes, fokker. unless they're infantry, as bw was, then they don't know what they're really talking about. there's thousands of jobs in the military, they're not all the same. and when cooks and pilots and admin get deployed, they don't usually 'serve' anything like infantry serve, who go out on patrols, risk ied and sniper fire every step. and the word of bw, who's been thru infantry  training, vs. that of a pilot, who knows about as much about infantry and combat as you do from the movies...i'm gonna take bw's every time.<


"and the word of bw, who's been thru infantry  training, vs. that of a pilot,"

What is this fixation you people have with the pilot? Haven't you noticed my inistence on re-directing your attentions, quite correctly I feel, to the two soldiers serving in Iraq? Or is that part just inconvenient?

There are only so many ways I can say it, and I have said it in almost every way I can think of:

Blackwing would have been right when he was serving, but not now. Things change, as my two friends currently serving in Iraq, tell me.

1,983

(348 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Subcommander Erf watched as Commander Krg strode out of the shuttle, flanked by the tactical away team and trailed by a thin, pale Mystic. "Remember," He said over his shoulder, "First watch. Dismissed."
The tactical away team marched out of the shuttle bay in unison, followed by the Mystic who never lifted his stare from the ground. As the bulkhead door closed behind them Krg shouted "Lock!" And then moved very close to Erf, whispering, "What do you know of our history? Our ancient history?" Erf frowned, wondering where this was leading to, this asking of a question that even an infant could answer.

"I know what all Wardancers know, I know that we do not have an ancestral home because we are made up of many races, I know that in the beginning we were just half breeds, the result of romances between some very different people and that our kind were sometimes regarded as freaks and outcasts who could only find homes with pirates and warlords. I know that as time passed we interbred in turn, and our numbers grew untill we were the pirates and warlords. I know that our broad genetic base made us stronger than any one of our parent races-"

"Which gave birth to our way of life, and some mistakes. Are you still following me?"

"I think so. You're talking about when we tried to improve on nature, on our accidental creation, when we tried to do it artificially."

"Yes I am. You remember those organic looking ships? Guess who they belong to? Our greatest mistake. A whole platoon of them were a that meeting, they're part of the Unified Fleet."

"What! How can those things be here? How can they be working with this fleet?"

"I don't know, but my guess is that some of them left the galaxy while our ancestors were trying to wipe them out. And now... I think the long journey gave them some thinking time. They are our creations, I have no doubt of that, they are just like in the stories, but they are also different."

"Well they must be if they are part of this Unified Fleet rather than the rulers of it. Are you going to tell the crew?"

"I have to. We were going to have to deal with them sooner or later, but universe has decided upon sooner; Our mission will have us working closely with them. Which brings me to the real subject of the meeting; the infant."

"What's their plan?"

"The Terranova has a cloaking device, I've done som checking and just as long as we stay very close to the ship it will cloak us too. The first problem will be the planetary defences, the last time they tried something like this the only reason they succeeded was because something called Zero sacrificed itself so they could escape. I've seen the tactical data and there is no way anyone can repeat what it did."

"What did it do?"

"Try to imagine a whirling ball of death two million kalikams across."

"Ah... so what are we going to do?"

"If we are fast we could use the clawships to board the orbital defences and then use them to our advantage, but I don't know what that would do to the cloaking field, our suddenly leaving it. But all this is assuming that the orbital defences are even boardable. Or that we can move fast enough."

"But with the cloak we could get close, very close."

"Mmm... I want you to come with me tomorrow."

"Of course. At first watch, correct?"

"Correct. Unlock!"

1,984

(624 replies, posted in General)

Judaism - 6
Buddhism - 16
Catholicism - 6
Protestantism & other minor Christian groups - 2
Hinduism - 8
Islam - 3
Sikhism - 8
Taoism - 11
Shinto - 7
Bah

1,985

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

> Elysian Thebes wrote:

> fokker, you're not getting it. just because they're in the military doesn't mean they know jack about what BW is talking about. Navy coremen have more combat experience than a huge slice of the marine corps.

if you look into the whole pog/grunt thing, you'd understand what BW is talking about. yeah, my friend was a marine, but he spent 4 years behind a desk running papers and coffee for officers. he has a better understanding of things than the average civvie, but compared to an infantryman, all he has is 2 weeks of "roughing it" after he got out of boot camp.

like i said, from those in the know, /laugh, cry

and btw, the marine corps does use females in certain infantry-tasked roles, like searching females in homes/checkpoints since in the middle east, its way more acceptable than men doing it.<




And what of the two soldiers? Both of whom are serving in Iraq. (Ok, one is currently on leave) Both of whom say the same thing Ehawk says. Do they not get it too?

BW's view is based on when he was serving, WAS serving, past-tense. It was accurate then, I have no doubt, and have not questioned that.
My view is based on my obsessive questioning of my friends currently serving in the British military service. Currently. Present tense.

1,986

(107 replies, posted in General)

> joe4444 wrote:

> fokker, your not trying to help me man.  I have done numerous nutritional research, and even took a college course (strickly as an elective, I didnt need it, I was a business major) on nutrition and did a lot of research in there too.  I know all of this stuff down to the core.  I know you're mom and dad probably told you that is the way to be healthy, but I know what I'm doing, ok?<

Oh really? What's your excercise regime? Do you use strength stamina or bulk building excercises? Are you paying particular attention to the muscle groups around your joints, particularly around the rotational joints, which is something even professional are known to neglect? Do you make sure to excercise for no more than 45 minutes in any one session? And to eat plenty of carbohyrate after each session?

I'm sorry if my manner offends you but I have a hard time believing that anyone who is serious about gaining muscle mass would say something like this: "But I'm trying to gain only muscle, if its fat to gain I mine as well stay as thin as a twig."
When you are gaining muscle mass you MUST eat more than you use for the sake of your health. Once you achieve a size you are happy with THEN you deal with the excess fat in a sensible way.

Now I'll say this one more time: I'm trying to help, so lose the attitude and I'll lose mine.

1,987

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

> Muppet wrote:

> There's a good chance, given the number of stars with the capacity to support colar systems, that some form of life exists elsewhere. Doesn't anyone else think that life may have existed elsewhere and then died out? The strongest radio wave ever transmitted was into deep spaceabout 25 years ago. (This correct?) It contains basic information about the human race and is one of the biggest projects in terms of trying to contact ETs. So, it's travelling at lightspeed, will take many many years to get to somewhere and a reply would take just as long. So, others may be trying the same idea, but are so far away that we'll never know, or are so underdeveloped we won't know, or are far better and are hiding beause they know we mucked up. Continuing the radio thing, (I read this last year so I've forgotten most of it,) but the other forms of looking into deep space have seen further and found nothing, (as yet,) so this may well not prove any more successful. Also, looking x-number of lightyears into space will mean that the light we see is also x-number of years old. Meaning that the light we would be seeing would have left there x-nmber of years ago and we'd see the object as it was x-number of years ago. Then, that could mean that as we see it was before life started developing into a noticeable or recognised form.<


The radio thing was just a publicity stunt. The message will take 25000 years to reach it's destination, a destination which in reality is ulikely to have habitable worlds due to the stars being the wrong kind of stars, and even if there is someone listening it will take another 25000 years before we hear them say "Pardon?". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_message
But someone did try again in 2001, and this time they aimed at a cluster of stars we know to have at least a few Jupiter type planets, and they are relatively close at ~40 light years away.




>Bit crazy this, but if the universe is about 15 billiion years old, and light is the fastest thing and everything is travelling away from the point of the big bang, then that means everything has been travelling for 15bilion years in every direction. So, universe has a radius of 15 billion lightyear and diameter of 30 billion lys.
Very approximate and devoid of theories I know!<


How's this for odd: Because of the expansion of the universe some of the light reaching us has actually travelled more than, for example, 15 billion lightyears so some things actually seem older than the universe itself.

1,988

(44 replies, posted in Politics)

Careful, suggesting that he is descended from kaffers might upset his poor Finnish ego.

1,989

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

".....because of a little chit chat session. "

With active members of all three branches of the UK military, AND the word of an actively serving soldier as posted on this very forum (Which you seem to have ignored).


"but, please...RAF ??  rofl.  what truck drivers and cooks ??  I mean please."

1 Royal Air Force pilot, 1 Female member of the Royal Navy and two actively serving members of the British Army. If you must flame then do it accurately.

1,990

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

<I never said a woman would have "gotten me killed", herself "killed," and/or anyone else "killed.">

No, but you did insinuate that with your weakest link rant.


"What you have is bullshit.  Im talking about FRONT LINE units.  Im talking combat arms.  Not some RAF or ..... "

Or what? Soldiers?


"Never mind.  If you havent been there, you can not understand."

I know people who are serving NOW, who are in danger of being killed NOW, and I know what they think of the subject in hand. How long has it been since you served? Think maybe the world has changed? It can do that.

1,991

(107 replies, posted in General)

"fokker, that didnt tell you anything about me.  You still dont know what I eat and do everyday."

Look, that maybe so but I do know what you want, I know what your goal is, and I can help you with that, but only if you lose the attitude.
Or is accepting help from Atheists against your particular brand of Christianity.

1,992

(348 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Krg nodded, "It makes sense that he would want to be at the centre of his territory, I'm sure we'd all do the same thing, which means that whatever we do we'll have to go through a lot of them, twice." He held up the last two fingers of his hand, "But one thing does not make sense to me." He stood and approached the floating holographic map, "Look at the pattern, look at who joins and when, look at their size and strength." He stabbed at the various coloured areas denoting the various factions of Kallum that were now united, "First it's these two little ones, then over here to get this big one, and then back over here to get this one, and then over here to get these-" Jeodan stood, "I see it." The pair stood side by side, frowning. "I don't see it"
"Nor do I"
Jeodan spun, fist clenched "That's the point! There was no pattern! Ultimately it formed a circle around him, but if that is what he wanted why not just move around  in a circle? Why hop around totally at random? This is important, don't ask me how but it is." Krg nodded slowly in agreement as he seated himself once more, not once taking his stare from the map.

1,993

(687 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Exposition: a technique of dramatic structure in which undepicted plot elements are conveyed in dialogue, description, flashback or narrative.

1,994

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

> Black_Wing wrote:

> hehe...

Navy ??  Construction battalion ??

I guess thats why you call it a "Rifle."
Thanks for your service.

Im talking about front line, combat units....


@ Fokker

What ever.  I explained myself, if you dont accept that premise.  Fine.

Its not debatable.  Its not open for dissection. 

Its my experience, and what I BELIEVE would have been true in my small unit.


You have nothing to compare with.....the only ingredient I was missing was actually having a female soldier under my command, or along side me,  in combat.   

All you have is a theory.<


What I have is the personal friendship of two soldiers, an RAF pilot, and a wren, all actively serving.
What I have to compare with is people who actually served with members of the opposite sex, and people of differing sexuality, and so I am going to take their word, and the word of EHawk, over your theory that a woman in the unit would have gotten you killed.

If you're interested my theory is that YOU would have gotten YOU killed as a result of YOUR actions, so stop blaming the woman for YOUR theoretical death, it's not her fault that YOU can't treat her like the soldier she wants to be, is it BW?

1,995

(44 replies, posted in Politics)

"good, you noticed what i was pointing at! the word "improved"!"

Please show me where and how you were indicating that.


"now, mr. Cugnot is usually credited for first automobile. so does that make the fellow who put motorised window opening to cars a great inventor? he made an improved car!"

No, he made a motorised window, not an improved car. What strange logic you use.


"with your logic, it would seem so. sounds bloody ridiculous, though."

No, with my logic he made a motorised window, not an improved car.


"looks like you're getting desperate to defend kaffers' inability at scientific method."

The only desperation I see is yours. I'm willing to bet others see this too.


"but do entertain me! as you clearly showed, kaffers are able to make street sweepers (unless they accidentally listed its profession instead of invention) and work on other people's inventions."

And invent their own inventions, like security systems and mass spectrometers and smoke alarms and all after a mere 5 minutes of work...


"could you find me an african kaffer who has ever invented anything significant? i understand if you don't want to. you probably have a very clever exc.. reason too."

Significant like Universities, Written Language, Stone Achitecture, Mathematics, Paper, Batteries, Lightbulbs, Gunpowder, Medicine?
The fact is you have already decided that Black People have not, and can not, contribute in any way to society, and you have already proven that in the face of great inventions, inventions that made the world what it is today, created by black people will be ignored in favour of belittling their work, no matter how revolutionary, via some idiotic word game.
Now if you can promise that you will not do such a thing again then I will play your patheitc game, otherwise we both know where we stand.

1,996

(624 replies, posted in General)

Now what have we Atheists ever done to you? Is this backlash for our new door-to-door work? If it is I'm sorry, it was not my idea, I wanted to sell cookies.

1,997

(273 replies, posted in General)

Female Aardvark

1,998

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

> TheYell wrote:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGaYD40Gxu0

This is so stupendously awesome.  Russian soldiers singing "My Way".   Apart from the Fugees, what is there in the United States to surpass this? 

Finland pwned us!! DAMN yikes mad X( sad<

50 roubles says the one with the fine calf muscles is a man.

1,999

(44 replies, posted in Politics)

"i said great inventors. i specifically said "not some shoe-polishing machine inventors". and then you post a list of kaffers who have invented such great things as street-sweeper and a type of lawnmower. whoopdidoo."

And a mass spectrometer and security system and a smoke alarm.... and that was only after 5 mins of research.


"so it invented the electrical resistor, is that what you're saying?"

No what I said was: "Improved Electrical Resistor" See that word IMPROVED? It means the one made by the cracker wasn't worth a pinch of salt.


Next time you try to move the goal posts do if BEFORE they score, k?

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(107 replies, posted in General)

> joe4444 wrote:

>...I'd like to know how you what I am doing to my body when you dont know me and have no clue about my eating habits....<

I know because you wrote it in this very forum not more that two posts back.
Remember this:

"Honestly, I'm trying to gain weight, which is a hard thing to do when you have a high metabolism and a low appetite.  But I'm trying to gain only muscle, if its fat to gain I mine as well stay as thin as a twig."

That is how I know.
[tree]wit.