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at least we dont have France
one time i got banished with judge dredd to the place with all the cannibals. He beat the hell out of them while I just sat there crying. I still feel bad about that. But once we got back to the city I bought him a few beers so it was ok. And I helped him beat that mean machine guy in the end.
experience and activity? long walks on beach with me optional
im very upset with all of you not backing me up in the beauty contest
i still say i won the beauty contest this round
like a prostitute at last call for drinks
i think we can all agree that we need another one of me in the world and i should be cloned
finally realizes that he is deeply in love with me
is upset that the little stuffed koala bear never called him back after their magical night together
should know that certain stuffed animals do not lose their inhibitions until they have drank a few beers
doesn't have tea parties with me and my stuffed animals
saw me naked once
haha yea I figured as much.
lol
you said you liked my sluttiness! why else would you and rest of attackers chain me to the basement this round and force me to put lotion on my skin or else i get the hose again?
I agree Noir and don't care what people decided to do because it is indeed a game after all. I was just actually waiting to be set up to make a joke at France's expense because I feel like people don't give France enough hatred for being French with their stupid French clothes and stupid French facial expressions and thinking they have the right to breathe the same air as me. However, I do think that at the same time you can bring your personal attributes to everything you do such as games and I just don't have it in me to quit. I'd rather stay and let 36 attack me and take all my planets as they deserve it for being the better family this round and I'm not going to delete and force them to explore all my planets. But I still love you all in real life and hope we can keep in touch with chat regardless of whatever decision you guys decide to make. Anyways, boo France. Now I'm taking my fat evil American ass back to drinking and watching star trek.
we should at least go down fighting and not just hand over our planets at the first sight of danger... we aren't France...
bippity boppity
i sometimes pretend that my characters from final fantasy 7 are having a tea party with me. I gave Aeris a cup of english breakfast tea but somehow I have a feeling that bitch is going to drop it.
wear a glove
says this even though he has dpenguins chained to a wall in his basement and only comes downstairs to make him put lotion on his skin
picks up hookers on the side of the street and pays them to strangle him while he watches Battlestar Galactica and recites poetry about the Keebler elves
i pet a donkey at a petting zoo once
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