1,651

(5 replies, posted in Drafting)

as long as im allowed to enact primae noctis on the incoming members, i will drink on mondays for you

1,652

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is beef!

Anno Domini MMX, the dpenguins needs a family for next round in mw.  He will be custom cf banker or revs pop banker or partax banker or resourcer.  He will fill your family forum with happiness and glee.  He will give unsolicited illegal legal advice (just kidding).  He will probably need a lot of attention and may seem clingy at times but means well.

Serious offers only please.  No recruiters please.


By "no recruiters" i mean no IC job staffing agencies.

1,654

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,655

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

was voted most likely to conquer the byzantine empire in his high school yearbook

1,656

(112 replies, posted in Universal News)

fine, if you give us 300 planets but ob them first to 700 percent then we will give you nap.  also we demand your youngest player dance for our enjoyment

1,657

(6 replies, posted in Universal News)

hahaha will do

1,658

(6 replies, posted in Universal News)

ignorance to hygiene sounds like me, maybe i have that

1,659

(956 replies, posted in General)

nope, skyro?

1,660

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

i can speak american english, enough french and spanish to order food and curse and legalese

1,661

(112 replies, posted in Universal News)

that I is silent though

1,662

(112 replies, posted in Universal News)

there is no "I" in family.  you should stop being so selfish

Dark Mason
Flint

1,664

(3 replies, posted in General)

"He will continue to defend his position through all available legal and other channels."

Does "other channels" mean he's going to enlist a gang to help him infiltrate the headquarters of the ATO like he did in Crocodile Dundee 2 when he wailed on Colombian drug lords who kidnapped his girlfriend?

1,665

(112 replies, posted in Universal News)

because we rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches

1,666

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

was the deputy but got bitten by walking_corpse and is now a zombie and must be decapitated

1,667

(43 replies, posted in Universal News)

1- Darkmason
2- BC Cougar

and he's trying to hide the bruises as a result of his abusive fiance.  i did that too and fully support your move

However, i still want some type of award or I'm going to go Hercules on all your asses

i demand a recount

1,670

(16 replies, posted in General)

district 9 was so sad sad  i wish i had cat food to give those silly bastards because they like cat food but never have enough cat food and we should combine our efforts and resources to get them more cat food

1,671

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

travels back in time to pillage small villages

1,672

(45 replies, posted in Universal News)

i think you should deserve some tag points for your ninja like reflexes to respond this quick, damn haha

1,673

(45 replies, posted in Universal News)

forever, you sound like you're a shoe in for the douche of the year award

1,674

(45 replies, posted in Universal News)

haha, it's just a game who cares

as being as dramatic and jersey shorish as i can be i'll say this: ws, i respect you, i have respected you, i still respect you, but what you are posting here is not really a triumph and you know that

1,675

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should go to hell!!!!!!!!!!