My knee agrees.

Rush Rush Rush

You may be a Kasparov, a modern Tzun Tzu, a Stormin' Norman Schwartzkov of the RTS world, you may have command of a strategical genious that would have assurred world domination to any army in history, but right here, right now, you are a 60 second n00b about to be crushed by yet another Zergling Rush.

This player may have all of the skill they claim to have, and maybe they're just a loudmouthed twat like you say they are, but in the end you will never know because the only strategy they ever use is the one that they have pared down to the nanosecond so that they can have a full offensive force in the time it takes you to construct five drones, a barracks and a bunker.

Time to Beat: If you can somehow survive the Rush, however long it takes you to make your first attack... IF you survive.

Aston Villa Fiddle Children?

I hate all Americans because a small number of the are too stupid to tell the difference between the words Your and You're, as well as Their and There.

Campers R' us

Doesnt matter if its bush, mountain, building, or shadow, the camper will always find ways to annoy even the most skilled player.

Time to beat: Never as a campers craving is never satisfied, even with a 100% accuracy rating

Little Kids

Kids of age 13 or under with really squeaky voices that abuse the mic and always swear because they're imitating some of the older players, and it makes them seem "cool".

Time to beat: ALWAYS. And if you're on their team, follow them, wait for someone to kill them, and proceed to teabagging.

The Adaptable Noob:

-Gets killed by a manta. Says mantas are for noobs.
-Gets killed by flak. Says flak cannon is for noobs.
-Gets killed by an avril. Guess what? avrils are for noobs.
etc

Time to beat: The very second they kill with whatever they were whining about. Then its suddenly "pro".

All or Nothing

These players are remorseless and browse servers looking for easy prey, they play like there life depends on it, never giving an inch to an opponent regardless of skill level or point spread. They play only when they are at the top of their game and play to be at the top of their game, anything less is unacceptable.

They use terms like "GG" after a match as some kind of sarcastic remark instead of an honest opinion, using it as a cloak of good sportsmanship when deep down they know it wasnt a good game. Saying "nice try" or "nice shot" to an opponent shows weakness so is avoided at all cost, infact you may never see these gamers type anything aside from "GG". Although they can occasionally be seen spamming taunts during matches their all or nothing approach to gaming means you'll see them often at the end of the match, when they are in practise ofcoarse.

The You might have won, but I'm still better

Gamers who fixate on winning at the cost of everyone's fun - including their own, and going by the "you only won because (...)" mentality. This includes all of the usual stuff like spam, hax, [x weapon] whore, and the cheap tactic that always wins but nobody uses because we're all gentlemens following the unwritten rules.

The Bandwagoners

They think such-and-such game is good or bad just because their friends/a website or mag/popularity says so.

Time to beat: Easily in most games, varies in their game(s) of choice.

The Oracles

They are right about a game no matter what kind of arguement you present and their lack of one. They deny you with ease and sometimes will try to change the subject.

Time to beat: Never in an arguement as they simply toss yours aside, easily in game as they clearly have no experience with games and are often a part of the Halo Players Coalition.

Guitar Hero/Rock Band Whore

They will mock you for playing anything less than expert.

But then again it is so much fun to mock them when they are stumped with a real guitar or drum set. I challenged my friend to playing real drums with me down at [No Advertising!]. Poor guy could not even keep a steady beat, but gloated how he mastered expert rock band drums!

He gave me a ton of excuses but the matter of the fact was that he sucked and being a pro at rock band did not make him a real musician.

We get a seasonal shift for one year and based on that one year enough evidence has been gathered to support a claim that we hare heading towards an Ice Age?
Is it just me or does it sound stupid when one writes it like this?

Rege Satanas!

Fratboys/Popular Kids (AKA The Halo Players Coalition)

These are the gamers who only buy/play a game because it's popular, with no care about how good or bad it is. This group accounts for 99% of all Halo players.

Time to Beat: Varies. Whenever you can catch these people playing something other than Halo, you'll own them so fast it'll make their heads spin. Unfortunately, getting these people to actually try something other than Halo is on par with getting Microsoft to embrace Open Source.

World of Warcraft Addicts

These bastards are constantly thinking about the game. Their entire day is planned around maximizing their login time. These are the people you work with who seem to have no other topic of discussion besides Warcraft. They will tell you over and over about their last Raid in Molten Core, even though you could give less than two sh*ts about both Raids AND Molten Core. They also use leetspeak in everyday speech, mouthing verbal abominations like "Lawl" (lol) and "Pooned" (pwned.) "[Shambalayo] this, I'm rolling a Shaman" is a common phrase among these people.

Time to Beat: Everytime they open their goddamn mouths. And please do it violently and indiscriminately.

No, all but one of them is classed as an adult in the UK, so 18 years means 18 years, 4 years mean 4 years.

As for the James Bulger killers, they both served their original minimum sentence of 8 years.