1,551

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

asks only what he can do for his country

1,552

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is mean X(

1,553

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

arrg looks like a condom wrapper matey

1,554

(16 replies, posted in Politics)

aarrg an abortion you be gettin' you wench

1,555

(16 replies, posted in Politics)

aye, may as well talk about what would have happen' if that scallawag pope jerkface di'nae crown Charlemagne th' holy roman emperor t' stop his ass me mateys, we'll keel-haul ye!   YO HO

1,556

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

drank all me grog!!!

1,557

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

aargh, he be a scallywag

1,558

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

throws feces at monkeys at the zoo

1,559

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

wears dresses and has tea parties with his daughter's stuffed animals when she is at school

1,560

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is dreamy

1,561

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is getting thrown into a volcano for the annual virgin sacrifice

1,562

(527 replies, posted in Universal News)

i am everywhere, i am the omega

1,563

(527 replies, posted in Universal News)

dpenguins wins all

1,564

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

misses me

1,565

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

sold out Jesus for 13 pieces of silver

1,566

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

must be purified by fire!

1,567

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

deserves a good spanking

1,568

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has a dpenguins fetish

1,569

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

still goes trick or treating

1,570

(46 replies, posted in General)

the aluminum falcon is the best fighter jet ever

1,571

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is correct for once in her life!!!

1,572

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

travels back in time to step on butterflies because he thinks it is funny to create alternate time lines

1,573

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is dirtier than the average bear

1,574

(65 replies, posted in General)

dpenguins > everyone that ever existed or will exist in the future

1,575

(10 replies, posted in Community)

happy birthday