14,076

(30 replies, posted in General)

Best to use it for lists of things that have commas, like place names.

In my tool box I have: wrenches, metric and standard; screwdrivers, philips, hex, and standard; hammers; nails; and pipe bombs.

You could use it in regular sentences; though you could communicate better with a period and shorter sentences.

14,077

(28 replies, posted in General)

I like what somebody said, that a person who can become pregnant is a woman, and just because she goes out and mutilates herself to match her misguided idea that she's a man, makes her an odd woman

14,078

(624 replies, posted in General)

Atheism was killed because Eltara was pissed that so many undecideds ignorantly described themselves as atheists

14,079

(28 replies, posted in General)

Yes a real life Mrs Cartman

14,080

(144 replies, posted in General)

An aluminum baseball bat badly scratched and suspiciously dented

14,081

(45 replies, posted in General)

If you really want to measure a man, hit him with a mallet a lot

14,082

(13 replies, posted in General)

Hit it with a mallet until people run in and grab your arm!

14,083

(38 replies, posted in General)

what effect are you talking about?

they showed on the Moon that absent the air a feather and a hammer fall at the same rate

14,084

(29 replies, posted in General)

NO WAY theo, you put something political on your resume and you're through

that's like putting "enjoys fighting with coworkers"

maybe for high level management, they want to see if you are not lazy and are naturally energetic and socially involved, but the rest of us clockpunchers just show we have been able to keep jobs, stay out of prison, can spell and won't shoot everybody

14,085

(280 replies, posted in General)

that my coffee is blah but that could be the metal cup I'm drinking from. Blah.

14,086

(126 replies, posted in Politics)

Hah. Give a woman a knife and call her a fat runt*  and see what happens to the reluctance to kill

* not "runt"

14,087

(29 replies, posted in General)

US has resumes

Work experience, date and position and summary of duties in reverse chronological order
Education, dates attended, degrees, in reverse chronological order

hobbies and personal interests, there's a difference of opinion among authorities.  some say don't bother because it just gives them a reason to dismiss you "rockclimber, must be crazy, takes too many risks, living a fantasy"

14,088

(29 replies, posted in General)

a CV is a Brit thing so I don't know what you Brits want from each other

14,089

(280 replies, posted in General)

beer

14,090

(30 replies, posted in General)

the old warner brothers cartoons still rock
but good luck finding unedited versions

What's Opera, Doc?  is one of the funniest cartoons ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKUOhvdlug

14,091

(30 replies, posted in General)

Ey!  If yew cant respect southparks authoritah, ah'll kick yew in the nutz.

Boondocks is ok but the writers really have a lot of anger at blacks.

14,092

(624 replies, posted in General)

oh ok then. well I thought it was somewhat educational

14,093

(280 replies, posted in General)

why i can't sleep

14,094

(624 replies, posted in General)

so...we just agreed to ignore the Yell's silly little joke did we?? mad

14,095

(12 replies, posted in General)

What, crotch shots?

14,096

(30 replies, posted in General)

holy shit I have a simpson for my avatar

14,097

(30 replies, posted in General)

I haven't seen South Park in about three years, but I've never thought Family Guy was funny enough to watch regularly and Simpsons went south for me when Phil Hartman was killed

14,098

(624 replies, posted in General)

Judaism - 9
Buddhism - 17
Hinduism - 10
Catholicism - 0.0001 (Warsaw "poetry clubs")
Sikhism - 9
Taoism - 15
Shinto - 7
Bah

14,099

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

I wonder where Megisti is myself.  Last I heard he had an eye injury from firefighting and then he hasn't posted so much.

14,100

(107 replies, posted in General)

can you post a pic of her?