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Missed the coin flip, Awesome first half, Ravens just clicked with everything, forced a fumble, got an interception
108 yard recovery touchdown at the start of the half
then the Mafia killed power to the stadium
Niners slogged their way back, let the clock run down inside the 2 minute mark on purpose so the Ravens couldn't answer their score BUT Got held at the Ravens 7, 4th and goal pass was incomplete
Ravens couldn't move beyond their own 9 yard line, opted to take a safety, gave up 2 points for a safe punt downfield, they stopped the 49ers at the 50 with no time on the clock

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that was some football they were playing

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(98 replies, posted in General)

I just use their internet and do laundry

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it should be

actually Obama would make a lousy postman

RESIDENT:  What you got for me today, Barry?
OBAMA: Well it could be anything.  And there are those who insist it's just the same old bills and false advertising.
RESIDENT: Oh.
OBAMA: But some of us cherish our spirit of hope.  We remember there's a Christmas, and birthday presents.  We haven't forgotten the first time we got a paycheck in the mail, or that love letter from that person we didn't dare believe cared.  We remember getting accepted to college, and finding out we qualified for that mortgage.

Those are the letters I'm proud to deliver. Those are the letters that have us checking the mail every day, instead of letting it pile up inside because we've forgotten how to care.  Some of us still care, and share the caring, and build that brighter tomorrow!  We find that Golden Ticket! We earned it! And we'll celebrate together!
RESIDENT: Ooh! Ooh! What I get? What I get?
OBAMA: It's postage due on delivery, that'll be $4 to find out

I liked the bit where he said that the position of Secretary of Defense is not a policymaking position.

He should have copied Hillary, thrown a tantrum and asked what difference it makes.

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(58 replies, posted in Politics)

1.4999

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1.  Pretty sure any federal court is going to affirm the authority of state and local governments to regulate the operation of motor vehicles.
     Thinking is going to be, state and city can't regulate delivery of mail, just the use of the van the Post Office chose to use instead of horses.

2.  Pretty sure this was just some dumbass attorney bluffing to make the city give up.

3.  Pretty sure this creates a job opportunity for dpenguins.

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indeed

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(18 replies, posted in Politics)

it creates a text of disempowerment and devaluation, sublimating equivalent experiences to a patriarchal hierarchy devoid of the moderating influence of any subcultural context, not even a "deviant" or "dissident" conversation

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(58 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.usforex.com/exchange-rate/?cid=386&gclid=CJGqkq6RmLUCFc6DQgodVRoAFw

actually just pick one and we'l all agree you use that one for the whole contest

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sounds like the last scene of Caddyshack

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most successful? what about the Supremes or Earth Wind & Fire

and this would be a better makeout song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqR4CZj0mJQ

depends on the size of the dog

they do behave differently if they're in feral packs of 50

and yeah some counties lately don't give a damn, downsizing you know

I don't really have that problem in my neighborhood, the coyotes keep them down

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i'm in

and I bet we have different numbers than we would have before those new numbers came out yikes

in my day a guy took a thousand measurements and made a book of every measurement and then published his averages and everybody could read it and if enough of his seniors read it and agreed that it mattered he got awards and prestige

now some guy puts 100,000 measurements in a computer, you can't read all of them, he cuts out the measurements he doesn't like and announces the first guy's research didn't begin to deal with how bad the problem was

it gets in the papers and his friends figure they can use that to argue with Congress, so he's a leading scientist

I dunno, its almost as if universities got rich by graduating 10x the number of scientists, who just borrow tuition, and they have to invent work to do to justify the industry

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Again you are having it both ways.

I should be against GMO corn because rats eat GMO corn and have a spike in observed cancers.   Therefore it will cause more cancer in human beings! That's science!

But of course I can't just watch citizens of the United States consume tons of corn and corn-based fructose syrup for a higher rate of cancer.  It's obviously going to be impossible to notice a spike in cancer attributable to GMO! That's science!

Why don't you have some Fritos, and if you colon blows up like Akira, blame it on a thousand other things that you can't even track.

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from what I heard, farmers are already being sued for being downwind of GMO crops and using GMO pollen which they say they can't help

so it's out there

and you can't have it both ways.  You can't say a lab result in a different species from humans is so close to what the average human is like, that we ought to assume a link in humans
 
and then say you can't notice the actual spike of cancer rates in real humans because humans are too varied

you assumed a generic human when you compared the mice to "humans"

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(33 replies, posted in Politics)

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/296778043496734720


ZUCKER UNTUCKED: @RuPaul scored 565,000 viewers on LOGO vs @piersmorgan 545,000 on CNN in Monday 9 PM showdown...

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Obama would waive it for illegals

in fact I'm suprised he hasn't made a diamond lane for wetbacks on federal interstates

guess that's coming in march

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(33 replies, posted in Politics)

1000 causes of cancer + GMO should increase cancer rates over 1000 causes of cancer w/o GMO.  If it's in corn.  Which is in everything-- CORN SYRUP IS IN EVERYTHING

--yes! that too!

luckily KT has both cats and guns

For all the adorable images of cats that play the piano, flush the toilet, mew melodiously and find their way back home over hundreds of miles, scientists have identified a shocking new truth: cats are far deadlier than anyone realized.

In a report that scaled up local surveys and pilot studies to national dimensions, scientists from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute and the Fish and Wildlife Service estimated that domestic cats in the United States

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(2 replies, posted in Politics)

1After this I saw another angel coming down from heaven. He had great authority, and the earth was illuminated by his splendor. 2With a mighty voice he shouted:

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WTH we can't say hoor? I know we can't describe what a hoor does in any detail, but come on, everybody knows what a hoor is

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well he started today shocked shocked shocked that anybody would think he supported amnesty


he was just praising a guy willing to articulate conservative principles and take on Obama

hmm