I will have to wait to pwn you noobs until i can look at a pc instead of a blackberry

But page 1, cartoon frames

1-3 Apocalypse Now, the scene with the playboy playmates at the USO show

4-8 Bram Stoker's Dracula

9 Jaws

10-12 Ben Hur

13- 17 How the Grinch Stole Christmas

18-19 Fantasia, Night on Bald Mtn

20-22 Miracle on 34th Street-"The Post Office, an agency of the federal government, recognizes this man to be Santa Claus!"

23-27 Batman movie 1989

28 Batman tv show 1966

29 Love: American Style, 70s tv

30-31 Citizen Kane

32 Yankee Doodle Dandy

33-34 resolution too poor, could YDD or Ziegfeld Follies

35-42 One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest, chief kills mcmurphy and escapes

who you calling punk boy, sarge?

Oh come on, like there's boatloads of stuff leaving Iraq for USA

saudis and colombians are keeping the amount of oil on the global market constant

btw where again did you pick up after us?

actually Ukie the reason the USA is not as friendly is the fault of a guy named Dale Carnegie who wrote a book called "How to Win Friends and Influence People" and what it says is, if you find out what an American's name is, compliment him on how he looks, ask him what he does for fun, agree with him that it is interesting and cool and something you might try someday if you had the free time, and when he gets around to asking you about yourself, mention that you sell things--then you will sell a lot more than if you walk in and offer to sell things to him.
Eighty years later, we're suspicious of anybody who says "Hi!" too loudly

oh yeah and the whole home invasion/mass murder thing

Ha! we will hire 1/3 of the population to beat up another 1/3 and charge the other 1/3 to watch it on pay-per-view and "When 1/3 of population goes bad" dvds!!

if that 1/3 gets uppity we'll fire them and hire some other third!

Yeah your guys didnt chase japanese down volcanos. You're welcome.

Also dumb as we were, we knew enough to start bombing on the axis before they could get in range instead of declaring war on them and letting them pwn until they could bomb our cities.  You might try that sometime.

Hmm it is true the bulletheads had a better time in occupied Europe than our guys do in Liberated Iraq. When American GIs sleep in Saddams palaces it means they have sleeping bags on the floor not that they use the pool while the prewar staff bakes pastries as usual.

Did i forget any other cliches? I'm kind of sick

I never masterbate

see? I told you barfing would make him come back!

no it just seems that way

Who the hell would put that junk on their...junk

Its as much as I can do to tolerate them touching hot water and strong soap. Let alone something that dissolves hair. Why not bathe them in Liquid Plumber?

When I was in high school we had a working industrial xray. My dad and uncles xrayed their feet and i guess no harm but my classmates were afraid to stand closer than down the hall when that went on. Out of respect for the working parts you know

After lowly Barnsley defeated Liverpool and Chelsea, many of us thought the FA should award them the FA Cup then and there. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Barnsley still needed to defeat fellow upstarts Cardiff City just to make it to the finals.

It didn't happen. Instead, Cardiff's Bluebirds (managed by ex-Everton player David Jones)defeated Barnsley (managed by Welshman Simon Davey, a discipline of Everton manager David Moyes) 1-0 at Wembley Stadium on a brilliant goal by young star Joe Ledley. Barnsley actually dominated large portions of the match, particularly in the first half. But a lack of quality in front of the goal sealed their fate. That lack of quality manifested itself most disappointingly when Kayode Odinjayi (hero of the victory over Chelsea) failed to hit the target on a breakaway opportunity. Since Odinjayi has only one other goal to his credit this season, his dreadful miss was less than entirely shocking. After all, there's a reason why Barnsley's Cup run has been such a Cinderalla-story.

Barnsley's fortunes also suffered when City brought on 17 year-old Aaron Ramsey, reportedly coveted by Manchester United. Ramsey, normally a midfielder, filled in at right back. The danger he posed on the flank seemed to limit the forays of Barnsley's flashy winger Jamal Campbell-Ryce, who had been the Tykes main threat in the first half.

Cardiff City will now attempt to become the first non-English FA Cup winners since they won the trophy in 1927, and the first non-top flight winners since 1976. They will have their work cut out against Portsmouth, which sits sixth in the Premiershp, one place below Everton.

Barnsley will now concentrate on remaining in England's second-tier league. Currently they are in the relegation zone, albeit with at least a game in hand over all of the teams just ahead of them. Their struggle to remain in the second-tier may come down to the last day, when they will play Cardiff City.

Whatever happens, Barnsley got a trip to Wembley and, more importantly, helped put the romance back in the FA Cup.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives2/2008/04/020232.php

I post this because this guy is a big right-winger in American internet politics.  And I have no more idea what he's talking about than if he posted "bedebeebeedeebeedeebe"