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13,027 26-Jul-2008 20:54:54
Re: Drunken Crimes (39 replies, posted in General)
That sounds like arsy!
Gee I should have modded that earlier but I am putting Jack Daniels in my Miller High Life to kill the taste and go to bed but it just makes me wanna barf
Oh and i. Went to the drive thru again so i loaded up before I barf
13,028 26-Jul-2008 20:42:13
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
Mishe and Springy are the twins
13,029 26-Jul-2008 20:36:41
Re: Drunken Crimes (39 replies, posted in General)
I get buzzed and drive down the block to the drive thru
13,030 26-Jul-2008 20:30:22
Re: Wildly arrogant Euros - more so than the US ever was (103 replies, posted in Politics)
No you're right, they dont deserve a nice clean cell. They oughta be stood in front of a ditch they dug and get shot after a trial by a sarge and a 2nd lt. Like the cossacks.
13,031 26-Jul-2008 18:27:11
Re: Wildly arrogant Euros - more so than the US ever was (103 replies, posted in Politics)
How many Luftwaffe pilots shot down during the Blitz got a trial before being locked up?
POWs get held for the duration.
And in modern America a guilty person goes free if the govt didnt get the proper permission to notice them. Which has screwed up our cities and now will mean al qaeda gets away with murder just like our high school kids.
13,032 26-Jul-2008 18:22:31
Re: There Goes The Neighborhood (17 replies, posted in Politics)
You'd flee on horseback?
13,033 26-Jul-2008 18:17:44
Re: Drunken Crimes (39 replies, posted in General)
Same place next week?
13,034 26-Jul-2008 18:14:54
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
Mary jane has destroyed the humor of this thread
Just as on the Simpsons
13,035 26-Jul-2008 01:16:38
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
Arnor is principal skinner!
13,036 26-Jul-2008 01:12:26
Re: Name one time Obama... (28 replies, posted in Politics)
They can hear my voice when we beat the crap out of them for protesting military funerals
13,037 26-Jul-2008 00:39:50
Re: Wildly arrogant Euros - more so than the US ever was (103 replies, posted in Politics)
Not yet...
Although now that we are trying these guys instead of having them dig their own graves and shooting them beside the holes, we are gonna be even bigger fools than Brussels
13,038 26-Jul-2008 00:35:55
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
Who is santa's'little helper?
13,039 25-Jul-2008 23:16:01
Topic: There Goes The Neighborhood (17 replies, posted in Politics)
Three Men Plead Guilty to Cockfights
by Sonja Bjelland
...On March 2, a multiagency team raided the fiesta in the 3800 block of Campbell Street in Glen Avon, according to court records.
..."There were two cocks fighting outside of (the) barn," stated a declaration in support of an arrest warrant. "One of those two cocks later died."
Police found 27 dead roosters in a trash can in front of the barn, according to court records. One was found dead inside the barn.
Thirty-five birds that animal control officers found in cages, carriers and boxes had to be euthanized, court records show.
Inside the barn, officers found a scale on a table along with one bottle of tequila and a bottle of whiskey. The scale was used to weigh the roosters to determine hwo to pair them for fights, court records stated.
In the middle of the barn was a plywood arena.
At the scene, police arrested Jose Cortez, who lived at the home, Francisco Torres Lopez of Mira Loma, and Dario Espinoza of Los Angeles. All were charged with animal cruelty and possessing gaffs and slashers, which are attached to the roosters legs and used to inflict injury.
...At the time, police also arrested Carlos Querro Ramirez, who had fled on horseback. Charges against him were later dropped.
Press-Enterprise, July 25, 2008
Guess this is more of the "jobs Americans won't do"!
13,040 25-Jul-2008 23:05:44
Re: Are black peope discriminated against? (160 replies, posted in Politics)
I think this is why there's a stalemate in race relations
"You whites can never understand what it's like to be black."
"OK."
"...aren't you going to try?"
"No, why bother?"
"Don't you want to get along better?"
"So. I can never understand you, but I have to try, even if that upsets you, so we get along better? You know what you sound like?"
"Don't say it!"
"Well I'm just saying..."
"DON'T SAY IT!"
13,041 25-Jul-2008 22:53:35
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
thought that was Justinian
13,042 25-Jul-2008 22:52:29
Re: Wildly arrogant Euros - more so than the US ever was (103 replies, posted in Politics)
Yeah somebody else might have been the president of yugoslavia, ya never know 
13,043 25-Jul-2008 22:15:22
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
hmm which is BW, Grandpa or the one-armed gunshop guy?
nah BW would be Granpa and JA the gunshop guy
13,044 25-Jul-2008 22:12:52
Re: I'm gonna be a DADDY (45 replies, posted in Community)
Congrats tough
and I hope you gave her the ring right then 
/shoves a bubblegum cigar in tough's hand
13,046 25-Jul-2008 22:03:12
Re: Sequels that you want to see... (86 replies, posted in General)
ok ok "Superman v Batman"
now I know, you read the comic and Superman goes bonkers and Batman has to kill him, reluctantly, yadda yadda
NO
Batman goes nuts in Metropolis and starts treating Metropolis like Gotham, blowing up buildings and the subway and crap
and Superman is like "stop beating people up, chill out" and batman wont
then Batman attacks superman with robot arms
and Superman breaks them
and then Batman gets pink Kryptonite to make Superman gay
and Superman says "you're crazy you sick ass" and locks him up in the fortress of solitude
and batman escapes because he's batman
and comes to the Daily Planet as Batman and starts kicking the crap out of Clark Kent
throwing him over desks in front of everybody
slapping Jimmy around and shoving him into a water cooler
shooting Lois Lane with a batarang and tying her up outside the window
so now, so now Superman is pissed
and he breaks batmans arms and legs to make him stop
so that's it right? No!
Batman comes back six months later and burns little bats on the bulbs of all the lights in the Daily Planet
so when clark kent comes back to work, he gets the heads up
so he goes back in time
flying around the world
and he tries to machine gun little Bruce Wayne
but of course he misses and shoots his parents!
kewl, huh?
13,047 25-Jul-2008 21:54:02
Re: Wildly arrogant Euros - more so than the US ever was (103 replies, posted in Politics)
If you could have wrapped up the trial in a couple years he'd have been convicted
13,048 25-Jul-2008 21:50:25
Re: Sequels that you want to see... (86 replies, posted in General)
I got the best sequel idea ever!
this is so good!
oh wait you're not set
ok I'll come back later
13,049 25-Jul-2008 21:43:56
Re: Which Simpsons character are you. (37 replies, posted in General)
it is ridiculous to compare me to the comic book guy---My vintage WATCHMEN!! I must reclaim them!
13,050 25-Jul-2008 20:02:44
Re: Wildly arrogant Euros - more so than the US ever was (103 replies, posted in Politics)
Then its time for us to withdraw from the WTO, the UN, and NATO.
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