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(34 replies, posted in Politics)

> TheYell wrote:

> You made a bunch of factual errors in that screed and I pointed them out to you.<

Of course there were factual errors, it was a rant... jeez, did IQ's drop sharply while I was away?


>The answer to your question is that American policy under McCain and Obama has no purpose other than to look stylish.<

That's what I figured, I just needed to hear it from someone else. Thanks.

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(46 replies, posted in Community)

Aww... I do love a good wedding big_smile
You promise us pictures, right?

1,278

(18 replies, posted in Community)

"I'm currently living in Golders Green which is just off Hampstead Heath"

You live near the Heath eh? Fancy a walk sometime? wink

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(86 replies, posted in General)

Resident Evil 4

I know nobody liked them but I did. Besides, anyone who watches an action movie and expects a decent story line deserves to be dissapointed at every turn.

1,280

(42 replies, posted in Roleplay)

20:06:79

_I just woke up in the engineer's quarters. My head feels like it's about to pop like an overcooked egg. I haven't drained myself of my own highly radioactive and toxic engine stuff yet, but I know it's coming. When I have puked I'm going to go back to sleep.

_Oh, the engineers most favoutite thing in the world is- sorry, had to puke -cartoons.
Time for bed.

1,281

(160 replies, posted in Politics)

Ah.... sorry, my bad, didn't think of that.

1,282

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

Lmao!!!!

1,283

(1,958 replies, posted in General)

seed

1,284

(1,357 replies, posted in General)

Not (It's only cheating if you get caught)

Jump to the left or step to the right?

1,285

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

Well, there are these thing called CIVILLIANS, perhaps you've heard of them?
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I repeat: exactly how long does a suspected terrorist have to wait before facing an actual trial?

1,286

(51 replies, posted in Politics)

You think that's funny you should read some of the hare-brained crap on that Stormfront forum. If I did not know better I'd swear that was a joke.

1,287

(68 replies, posted in Politics)

>But you don't have any basis to invoke my "responsibility"<

Yes I do; I have a child and I don't want her choking to death on your selfish shit. Now that may seem melodamatic to you, what with you being an unattached fourty year old who hasn't had sex since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, but at the end of the day I want something left for her AND her children.

Now maybe I am wrong, maybe three quarters of the scientific community is wrong, maybe when people finally get smart and redo the climate models on real computers instead of three 486's and an abacus we will discover that the climate is going to shit for no reason other than the universe has a real bad attitude problem.

This is a possibility I have accepted long ago, despite the fact that I am almost convinced that this change is our doing, but that does not mean I am going to risk my child's future just because you need to compensate for your unimpressive genatalia by driving 32V brick that does 1mpg if the wind is behind you AND you're going downhill, OK?

Now I think I have the right to ask a question:

What the hell makes you think this is wrong?

1,288

(160 replies, posted in Politics)

So in Finland Army Surplus is only for Black people? How odd. In the UK anyone can go to an Army Surplus store, although the odd thing is it is mostly white people here that wear the dogtags, not black... hmm, I feel a social study coming on!
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Maybe we should rename this the Sarcasm Thread?
Or how about "Welcome to real life"?

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(34 replies, posted in Politics)

> TheYell wrote:

> You're in Afghanistan because you have a NATO commitment to help us defend ourselves.  If you don't like that, then pull out of NATO.

Carter's FBI started busting up the IRA arms suppliers in this country, and Reagan's FBI kept after them.  Pretending that Boston and New York mafia made policy for "our country" is silly.  I think it is a nice gesture of friendship that we bothered, after all, it didn't harm us a bit to sell arms for foriegn currency.

You mustn't ask what results a foriegn policy is supposed to produce.  That is extremist talk, it means you're either a communist or a neocon instead of a centrist who realizes the importance of dialogue with everybody /sarcasm<

Bravis! I do not think you could have missed the point any further, or avoided the question any better. Bravis!
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> Mace wrote:

> I think Obama said the relationship needs realigning.<

First let me thankyou for not doing what Yell just did.
Secondly: Realigning sounds more realistic, more like what we need. I think.

1,290

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7526544.stm

_Obama Calls For Strong UK Links

White House hopeful Barack Obama has said a strong transatlantic relationship is needed to deal with a wide range of world issues.
Mr Obama said co-operation with the UK was crucial over climate change, terrorism and the economy, after talks with UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
He said his conversation with Mr Brown in Downing Street had been "terrific".
The Democratic presidential candidate later met Conservative leader David Cameron at the Houses of Parliament.
Mr Obama and Mr Brown talked for two hours and then took a stroll in the sunshine around Horse Guards Parade before the Illinois senator spoke to reporters.

_Heavy price

Speaking outside Downing Street, Mr Obama, who is on the final part of the European leg of his tour, also thanked the British people for their support in the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.
"I know that the troops here in Great Britain have borne a heavy price for wars in both Iraq and Afghanistan and I think the American people are grateful for all the help that has been provided," he said.
"The prime minister's emphasis - like mine - is on how we can strengthen the trans-Atlantic relationship to solve problems that can't be solved by any single country individually," he added.
Mr Obama spoke of a "deep and abiding affection for the British people in America and a fascination with all things British".
He also referred to a shared history and the role of the "English tradition" in shaping the US constitution.
"We've been through two world wars together," he said.
"We speak a common language. We share a belief in rule of law and due process."

_Photo opportunity

Earlier, Mr Obama had a breakfast meeting in London with former Prime Minister Tony Blair, who is now the international Middle East envoy.
Mr Obama and Mr Cameron spent almost an hour talking in the Tory leader's Commons office. Shadow foreign secretary William Hague and shadow chancellor George Osborne also attended part of the meeting.
The Tory leader highlighted some of Parliament's features as they posed outside for photographs before the talks.
A Conservative party spokeswoman said their conversation had focused on Afghanistan - including a comparison of their recent personal visits to the country - Iraq, Iran and the economy.
Mr Obama has already visited Germany, where he gave a keynote foreign policy speech in Berlin, and France where he met President Nicolas Sarkozy.
After flying into London on Friday, Mr Obama was greeted by the American ambassador and his wife, Robert and Maria Tuttle, before being taken to a city centre hotel.
In contrast to the public reception he received in Berlin and Paris, Mr Obama's London visit was kept deliberately low key.

_Opinion polls

In Paris, Mr Obama said Iran should not wait for the next US president to be elected before resolving its dispute with the West.
He said Tehran should promptly accept an international call to freeze its "illicit nuclear programme".
Iran insists its nuclear campaign is peaceful.
Mr Obama's tour has also taken in the Middle East where he visited Jordan, Israel and the Palestinian territories.
The senator left London in the afternoon on a chartered plane to fly back to the US where he faces Republican rival John McCain in November's presidential election.
The latest opinion polls in the US show Mr Obama leads Mr McCain by between one and six percentage points with some polls showing the race tightening in key states.
Mr Obama said he was unsure what political impact his overseas trip would have among US voters concerned about fuel prices and their mortgages.
He told reporters in London: "I wouldn't even be surprised that in some polls you saw a little bit of a dip as a consequence. We've been out of the country for a week."
He added: "The reason that I thought this trip was important is that I am convinced that many issues that we face at home are not going to be solved as effectively unless we have strong partners abroad."
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So Obama wants a stronger relationship between the UK and the USA. It is almost like he is pretending we are still an important country; how nice of him to pander to our delicate British egoes, but it does not distract from what in my opinion is a very important question: Why?

Let us say, for the sake of the argument, that the UK and the USA do get close enough to cuddle by the fire. Then what? Will this have an impact on the rest of the world, will this achieve or help to achieve anything actually important other thank making the UK an even bigger terrorist target than it already is?
Did you know that since our boys got sent to fight a war that Bush and his penthouse pet Blair started all of the bins in all of the major UK cities have had to have been replaced with bomb proof chunks of metal? We didn't even have to do that for Sinn Feinn, and we deserved their wrath!


But who cares if we the people (These words ring a bell?) got dragged into a war that we the people did not want, who cares if all we have gotten out of our relationship for the last decade is a legacy of terrorism that makes Sinn Feinn look like a retarded child playing with sparklers, just so long as we can pretend that these are still the good old days of Reagan and Thatcher!

Remember those days boys? Remember when Reagan shook our hand while behind the scenes your fellow countrymen funded Sinn Feinn terrorists? Yes, terrorists. Does that tasty bite of hypocrisy stick in yout throat? It should.

And then you somehow convinced that clinical psychopath Blair to jump into an illegal war his own people did not want (good god did we not want this war), and for what? Did you not have the tools and manpower for the job? Of course you did, you have the biggest military force on the bloody planet. No, we were pulled in to legitimise the damn thing.

And why? Because you kept waving those damn IOUs from WW2 over our heads... well the debt has been paid. Now this is not to say I am not greatfull for what your grandfathers did, my grandfather has regailed me many times with stories about his Yank an Canuck mates, their bravery, courage, and cheap chocolate, but I have to wonder what they would think if they knew America was using that as leverage to shove us around, some good old fasioned emotional blackmail. Well, what would they think?

Yeah what a great relationship! I cannot wait for it to go from strength to strength!

But that is not to say I think the link between us should be broken, because I don't. Hell even if I did think that it could not be done! We speak the same language, watch the same films, read that same books, we even share the same history, and that kind of tie can never be broken, but what has this relationship been like for US over the last few decades? Has it been beneficial or costly?
And what of the future? Do you see benefit or cost for the UK?

So, one more time: Obama wants a stronger relationship between the UK and the USA. Why?

[edit = spelling]

1,291

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

For all we know he's a transvestite from transsexual transylvania... exactly how long does a suspected terrorist have to wait before facing an actual trial?

I have to wonder why they have enough evidence to arrest him but not enough evidence to put him on trial, I have to wonder what the evidence used to arrest him was, I have to wonder if they don't just grab any old towelhead for the sake of keeping the numbers up where the bible-thumpers like them.
I have to wonder because Americans won't.

1,292

(160 replies, posted in Politics)

Hmm... I've just realised something; According to Cloud's logic I can dress like a Nazi AND have the nerve to look shocked when black people kick the shit out of me.

Does the nice coloured gentleman understand now?

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(39 replies, posted in General)

> Darkmatt wrote:

> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im pissed now if that counts and some slut just cheated on my friend! should i frick the other guy up? he is a bit of a weedy git in a sense a drug dealer nd i is black belt in karte! mmmm i need to stop now but yeah what use guys think?<

Your buddy's g/f is a slut so you're going to punish someone else? PLease tell me you're not old enough to vote!
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When I get drunk I don't beat up people smaller than me, I have sex with them.









MY g/f, she's 5'6"... what the hell were you thinking?

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(160 replies, posted in Politics)

"Myself again im african american"

You have dual nationality? Cool! How often do you visit Africa?
Look man, this "I'm not black I'm [insert anally-retentive label here]" rubbish is nothing but voluntary discimination, just like the rest of that idiotic Political Correctness pap America keeps trying to pawn off onto the rest of the world. But if you really don't like being Black:
Tough titty young man, God has decreed, so do us a favour and take it up with him rather than force the rest of us into your weird little PC world.

Me, I'm an Englishman who just happens to be mixed race, not a British Carribbean (Nana was from Jamaica) African whatever.


"would you call the way i dress inappropriate?"

I'd call it stupid, but then again this is coming from a guy who's idea of dressing down is to take off his tie.

1,295

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

"How many Luftwaffe pilots shot down during the Blitz got a trial before being locked up?"

They were obviously guilty, having being caught in the act, however the same cannot be said for some of the people staying at GWB's pleasure, can it? Like the 15 year old kid who was in the news recently... I bet you my single functioning kidney that after the investigation we will discover that there was never any evidence to hold that poor bastard.

1,296

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

"They actually let people keep those dogs as pets?"

No, some friends rescued her and I took her in. I expected that I would have to put her down, but (I don't know why) she did not become permanently aggressive like your usual fighting dog.

I think it was never in her; people seem to think that Dobermann's are dangerous and aggressive (those.... people obviously did) because they make good guard dogs, when in fact they make good guard dogs because they are one of the top three most intelligent breeds.

1,297

(42 replies, posted in Roleplay)

18:06:79

_The ship is too heavy to reach orbit. The salvagers have been arguing all day about what to do. They can't leave the liner engine because the other salvagers, who noisily arrived last night, will doubtlessly ignore any claim they make and steal it, but they can't dump all of the other stuff either because that won't make us light enough.

_I went down to the hold again, after a dinner of what I'm told are surplus combat rations from some empire I've never heard of before; Corn or Kahn or something ike that. Anyway when I got there the door wouldn't open so I went to find an engineer... It's a long way to engineering when you can't go through the hold.
Anyway, when I got there the engineer, a Revalon can you believe it, told me that the hold had been sealed because of a leak from the liner engine. Then he showed me the radiation burn on his leg, nasty looking thing, looks like it hurts but he says that salvagers get used to it after a while, hazard of the job and all of that manly rubbish.
Nice leg though, he's kind of muscular for a Revalon.

_I was about to go to sleep as there's nothing happening, but then I had an idea: If the engine is leaking into the hold that means that there is still stuff in it right? And the engine is BIG so that means a lot of stuff, right? So why not drain it, open the hold and let the engine drain itself, making it and the ship much lighter, right?

_The captain liked my idea, especially as it meant making the rest of the salvage useless to their competitors by drowning it in highly radioactive and toxic engine stuff. You should have heard them when they realised what we were doing, I've never heard so many people swear so much! The communication officer just sat there laughing over the radio at them.

_They're going to sit here with the hold open for another day, they did tell me why but I didn't understand, so in the meantime we're getting drunk on the doctor's rather excessive supply of "medicinal" alcohol. The other salavgers have finished swearing at us and have left, gone to search the rest of the planet. I hope they find something, I feel kind of bad for them now.
Oh yeah, the engineer wants to show me his most favourite thing in the universe... not sure if I like the sound of that or not.

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(103 replies, posted in Politics)

America is trying the suspected terroists?
So these reports of people being held for years without charge are false?
It sounds to me like America is doing the bare minimum in the hope that one day we will al get bored and stop watching so that it can simply shoot their prisoners.

You know, Russia may be a rotting mess of corruption but at least they have the decency to be honest about these things:

BANG!
"Hi, I'm from the UN. Why did you shoot him?"
"He's a terrorist!"
"Really?"
"Well he's from Chechnya, he's Muslim, and he didn't vote for Putin, that's good enough for me."
"You sound like an American."
BANG!

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(17 replies, posted in Politics)

>Guess this is more of the "jobs Americans won't do"!<

We have problems with dog fighting here in the UK, we always have and possibly always will; in fact my Dobermann (a rescued dog) was bred and forced to fight by a couple of Poles.
The sight or sound of another dog makes her piss herself in hysterical terror, so she has to be exercised between midnight and five am.
Notice how I'm not even begining to insinuate that kicking out the Poles will fix the problem?

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(160 replies, posted in Politics)

> Einstein wrote:

>...[I don't care if you want numbers from an independant and verifyable source, I'm giving you numbers I pulled out of my head and that's all your getting]...<


So because you are an expert in security that is proof that you will never lie, never pull numbers that are in your favour out of your ass just for the sake of your pride?

Shall we list the number of times people have pulled you up?
Like in this very thread, for example, where we are faced with the revelation that the numbers you are using are not from an independant and verifyable source but from your own brain?

Sometimes I start to like you, but then you do something like this and I find myself thinking of the Nazi standing in court saying "I am a relocation expert and I tell you that six million jews were relocated, not killed" genuinely angered by peoples disbelief...

...if someone else had tried what you had tried to do you would have done what everyone else in this thread has done, and laughed.

NOW STOP SULKING AND FIND SOME REAL NUMBERS OR CONCEDE THE POINT, YOU'RE MAKING US MENTAL PATIENTS LOOK BAD!