12,851

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

we better keep an eye on you before you "restore" Caravaggios with Smurf Blue Christs

12,852

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

So you're a postmodernist art restorer. It's not whether it's an accurate reconstruction of the text, but the creation in the perception among observers of an apprehension of what they perceive to have been the original tongue

12,853

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

"If you don't, we will get very angry with you. And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are"--Hans Brix

Churchill nailed it. When you say "we will never fight country X" then all X's neighbors better ignore you and listen to X. Wtg asshats. Reap the whirlwind.

Kiss taiwan goodbye, Kiss the missle shield goodbye, I bet some folks leave NATO and the Arabs are going to patch it up with a nuclear Iran. I bet we get booted out of Pakistan and Kyzrghstan and Uzbekistan, if they want brokedick Westerners interfering with their politics they'll take the Brits who at least have more style than Michelle Obama.

12,854

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

Btw this is straight news

John edwards babymama told a friend she was voting for john edwards because he was willing to try new things

12,855

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

I said send planes. We're not really using our Air Force in Iraq or Afghanistan, they can transport themselves in a few days, they'll be immediately effective.

And keep it at that level, let Russia see whether it wants to go nuclear over Ossetia

And I don't see how we can build and deploy and maintain nukes and then pretend its not an option. I'd sooner have nuclear war than see the democracies of the G7 subdued by a neofascist dictatorship

12,856

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

yikes

You got lower standards than my local Renfaire :roll:

Watch out for bodkin-wielding yanks in hand-stitched jerkins

Oh. Guess you would be wary of them anyhow

Do you use petroleum based glue too?

12,857

(3 replies, posted in Politics)

He was but since he threw ludacris under the bus he maybe prefer gospel

"Damn you/Damn you/Damn you with the e'erlasting arm of Jesus!"

That's a parody of the lyrics btw

12,858

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

You'll probably go down in history yourself Wouter, as "that goddam belgian who used 21st century acrylics to 'restore' art" tongue

12,859

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

I might have agreed with you two weeks ago Hez but not anymore.

Wa wa wa. Russia has nukes. Big deal. Now they have nukes and Georgia. When they take out Ukraine they will still have nukes. When they "protect" Russian enclaves in Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Belarus,Moldava, Finland, Poland they will still have nukes. So what?

Nuclear war is an acceptable alternative to several outcomes.

We still have more missle subs that Russia can't get at. They can't do a first strike that obliterates our response capability to annihilate their economy. That's why we built a billion-dollar boat.

If we put 100 combat aircraft into Gerorgia we'd shred a couple of Russian tank regiments and war's over. If Russia responded with a nuke we'd slag them. But we don't have the balls to back our friends.

Today on the radio somebody said we lost our moral authority to oppose invasions. I literally do not know what that means. As if our bombs don't work without moral authority. Putin is crushing our friend because he is our friend. It's in our interest to scatter his army like sheep. BURN them!

12,860

(40 replies, posted in General)

Pompiedompiedom for mod!

12,861

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

And then the Marine beat enough poo out of the kid!

And the poo Marine put on his rockers and chevrons and became a platoon sergeant in an MEU

12,862

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

Daily Telegraph reports somebody on the US NationalSecurity Council says we need Russia to rein in Iran so we can't bother them with a localized war in Georgia. So we have to hope diplomacy works!

Dumbass  Judas.

(Link is obn drudgereport)

Meanwhile the Russian Foriegn Minister tells Condi Rice that the elected President of georgia has to go.

If Bush had our interests in mind we'd have 200 fighter bombers in Georgia tomorrow ready to slaughter Russian tanks. That would do more to end this war than 2000 diplomats.

12,863

(6 replies, posted in Community)

No. Last we heard his mom died and he wanted time out to travel America a while.

12,864

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

Because lying to a federal grand jury is a felony, but persuading Congress to vote for anything is not a crime.

And I remind you Saddam had the burden of proof to demonstrate compliance, we didn't have to prove anything to justify war.

12,865

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

YES. with penicillin.  Althoughif Bubba took penicillin he'd probably melt like the Wicked Witch of the West. "Oh what a world what a world! Hi Honey! aarrrghh!"

John Edwards was called on this by the National Enquirer in December.  Edwards said "It's a lie I love my wife who has lethal cancer you sick bastards."  So that pissed off the National Enquirer.  So they followed his honey around.  And last month they caught her in a hotel room registered to an Edwards staffer, and Edwards met her at 11pm and left at 2am for the basement. And in the basement were National Enquirer reporters and they chased him into a bathroom.

Well the idiot still denied it, siad "you have no photos, it's a lie."  So then they got photos of Edwards tossing the baby in the hotel room.  THEN he admitted it.  And his wife came out and said "Yeah I knew about it in 2006, but it's been tough" so she lied too.

He's not going to be nominated but he was going to speak at the convention and was buckign for Atty General under Obama.

12,866

(86 replies, posted in Politics)

A Jew, a Christian, and Barack Obama were in a rowboat.  Barack said, "This joke won't work, there's no Muslim here!"

12,867

(23 replies, posted in General)

big_smile

http://newsok.com/gunman-capture-in-tulsa-brings-fame/article/3281467/?tm=1218333025

... Police arrived shortly after Stutzman subdued the gun-wielding man, identified by Tulsa police as Tony Leroy Cleveland, 38.

Cleveland, who was wearing a Batman mask during the fight, was booked into the Tulsa County jail on complaints of shooting with intent to kill, assault with a deadly weapon, robbery with a firearm, wearing a mask in the commission of a felony and possessing a firearm, all after former commission of a felony, online jail records show.

Surveillance video shows an armed man walking into the store and herding employees and a customer to an area off-camera. He apparently orders everyone to raise their hands, but Stutzman couldn't. His hands were full of dog food.

Stutzman said the gunman noticed another man behind the registers and fired a shot. No one was hit. The gun jammed, Stutzman said, so he made a split-second decision to go after the robber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9U835HzjJ0

And that's why the Batman shouldn't use a gun!

12,868

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

So Georgia has to pull 1000 troops out of Iraq, where they have stood with Americans when the UN ran, and all we can do for them is demand they ask the UN to save their country. 

I haven't been this disgusted to be an American since the Clinton Administration.

Reports are the Russian Black Sea Fleet is headed to Georgia.  We should have a Marine MEU and an Airborne regiment in Georgia "to secure American interests" before they get there.  At the very least we can spare some Georgian cities from Russian bombs if our troops are there.

12,869

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

They would spend the $$ anyhow.

Now I know what it was like to live through 1938.

12,870

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

OH COME ON

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/gg.html

Nope! No "Ossetians"

why are you a deliberate dupe of a fascist aggressor state?  Why??

12,871

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

If they speak Russian--and they do-- then guess what ethnicity they are...

especially since Russia says its there to protect RUSSIANS

12,872

(14 replies, posted in General)

US press says the pnuemonia wasn't related to his skin condition

/shrugs

my dad had pnuemonia at 50 and he tried to shrug it off
I reminded him Jim Henson died of it
he said "You scared me!"  and I said "GOOD now get in bed and stay there"

12,873

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

"But, if you had come to me first, the men who ruined your daughter would be suffering this day.  If you had needed money, my purse would have been yours.  And if an honest man like yourself made enemies, they would be my enemies.  And believe me, they would fear you."  --Vito Corleone, "The Godfather"

/remembers when that was true of the United States
/sighs

12,874

(34 replies, posted in Community)

how come nobody is giving explanations?

12,875

(411 replies, posted in Politics)

1. France went over here as an act of war against Great Britain.  Formal, all-out war.  Not "peacekeeping."

2. UN doesn't recognize "de facto" independence.  There is no "Ossetian" ethnicity and they don't want independence.  They're Great Russians and they want to be part of Russia. It's as phony as the Sudeten issue in 1938.  For the same reasons.

3.  The only reason people talk about independence for Kosovo is that Serbia wants Kosovo emptied of Kosovars. Above ground, anyway.