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(22 replies, posted in General)

what no romantic brunches with champagne? for shame

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(22 replies, posted in General)

drinking during any meal is perfectly acceptable (yes even breakfast)

I however drink surprisingly little, my incoherent ramblings have an entirely different cause muhahahahahahaaa

I am also a catholic, but also a whoremonger

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(6 replies, posted in General)

I bag it, like a boss

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(6 replies, posted in General)

it is my belief that, all things equal, hot tea remains hot much longer in a mug than hot coffee

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in Shaun of the Dead they pretend to be dead at one point and the zombies don't notice them

in The Walking Dead they rub themselves with zombie guts and again the zombies don't notice them

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(8 replies, posted in General)

it is

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(15 replies, posted in Politics)

that's because you're a woman trapped inside a man's body

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(11 replies, posted in General)

it's also not very efficient to die out once you assimilate the entire universe hmm

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(15 replies, posted in Politics)

south sudan should get its own domain name, .ss ... what could possibly go wrong?

are people having more free gratuitous sex also?

I have a problem

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(17 replies, posted in General)

apparantly there are also women in the world, they're not just in our imagination you know

in most european countries prostitution is legal, is this not sane in your book Justinian?

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(3 replies, posted in Politics)

http://news.yahoo.com/scorpion-sting-leaves-arizona-woman-huge-bill-225717487.html

we are the world, we are the children

no! the party system is rotten to the core! relovution! relovution!

next thing you know the government will requisition your truck to litterally transport freeriders on your back

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(10 replies, posted in Politics)

nananananana nana nanananana nana

of course, it's a turnover not a pure profit. Many working hours of lawyers and support staff have to be paid by it plus most of the profit goes into the pockets of the partners of the firm

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(7 replies, posted in General)

let's play a game of spot the black people in

... snow white and the huntsman

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1735898/

so far I'm at 0

as a fellow lawyer I can only applaud him

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(6 replies, posted in Politics)

clint eastwood is a douchebag

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(8 replies, posted in General)

meep! meep!

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(11 replies, posted in General)

primo likes both zarf's saying asses and asses saying zarf