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> K†C Angel of Peace wrote:
> Abstinence does work by the way =P<
No it does not, there is proof in the Bible that it does not:
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And now for something completely different!
Given what people did with his lessons I think this is what should have happened:
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Purity and virginity...
...I suppose in the past it was a good idea to associate the two together as in the past they would have been virtually the same, back in the day not less than 150 years ago when contraception for many was an alien word.
Increased general survival rates through limited areas of infection for certain nasty diseases.
Well, that's the functional side of it I think.
04:07:29
_I'm getting kind of nervous now. I went to check the ship soon after I woke up, it's excited, it keeps... shivering. I don't know why I went to check the ship it's not like I know what to check, apart from how hungry it is. It still won't tell me what it likes to eat. That worries me a little.
_I just realised I didn't tell you about my night in. We watched mostly Primo movies, Out of the Pit, Darkness Consumes, Arnor the Zombie Killer, that sort of thing. Mother genuinely didn't know he was gay, I thought everyone knew that!
_Getting ready to leave, just said bye to mother and Daddy and Helen. I wasn't expecting Helen.
Wow, that was cool! I've never actually thought about the hole in the side of the ship before, I mean, I've walked through it and used it like it's a door, but I've never wondered how it worked, it just looked like it was supposed to be there, this round, smooth, seamless hole in the body of the ship. Well anyway, it closes like a... well, like a bum hole, and then where it meets in the middle sort of heals over.
_"When I leave I think I'll skip the last look around and just go straight up, very quickly." Remember me saying that? The ship did. I felt like i was being squished into jam the whole way up, and then it suddenly turned as it left the atmosphere, which felt like my stomach was being pulled out through my side. If Daddy used to fly about in this psychopath it is no wonder he is built so big.
I swear I heard it laughing.
03:07:29
_Last night was interesting; I discovered a secret: Daddy is a Camaar. It took me a while to realise how big that was.
Daddy was your typical Camaar, apart from being human, and being a typical Camaar sometimes he did his Robin Hood thing, raiding rich merchant vessels and and convoys belonging to rich and powerful compaies, the kind that owned whole planets. Well one day they raid this cruise liner for the uber rich as it circles a particularly scenic black hole somewhere near the far rim, and while there Daddy had the opportunity to "pillage" the willing daughter of an Elite shuttle merchant who was taken in by his roughness and pirate charm.
Later he learned she was pregnant, and because Daddy is an idiot (I love him, he's silly soft, but he has made some dumb decisions) he decides to do the honourable thing and marry. Prat. Anyway, the only way he could be safe from the law, as he was surely wanted by half the businessmen, merchants and govenors in the galaxy, was if he aquired a new identity, an identity which included forged documents and hacked medical files. He even had his genetic code rewritten, which had the unfortunate sideeffect of giving him Arthritis.
The scandal must drive mother mad!
_Will be setting off late tomorrow night. Mother has arranged a night in with popcorn and vids, which is surprising because I was expecting her to throw some party or something else like that that I'd hate.
> TheYell wrote:
> The Bear: "How dare you arm our prey!"
US is sending humanitarian mission with an embassy-evacuation force. Huzzah.
Condi rice is going to France to see if Georgia can collapse before she gets there, if not, she'll have to go there and ask them to fall down. Huzzah.<
Why are you looking for a bad side to this? Are people not allowed to get what they want in Yellville?
02:07:29
_Decided to be brave and visit Danni's mother today, poor woman. She's coping well, I guess, but even when she smiles she looks haunted. Sitting in Danni's room right now... it smells llike her. I told Helen, that's Danni's mum's name, about my gap year, about me leaving this week, and she said nothing, just nodded and made a quiet noise.
_Nothing much to do now, not untill I leave, so I'm talking to the ship. It doesn't know how old it is but it knows there are more older ships than younger ships, but I figure it to be at least 40 if dad used it when he says he did. It can't tell me about where daddy went, it can't remember. When I asked why it said "The pilot completes"... I think I understand. I think. It's hard to be sure if what you understand about the ship is correct because you can't ask it... well, you can but it understands and replies differently... it's hard to explain...
I'm talking to ship about visiting a Revalon world first, it hates the idea, it says travelling in the major spacelanes is boring. I asked it how it knew, it said instinct. I think it just doesn't want to travel at a normal cruising speed.
_Hello, daddy's here!
"ALSO..... Wasnt it just last year that a Russian aircraft shot down a Georgian air craft ??"
>Probably. They have BOTH had minor things against the other like that for a few years now.<
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They shot down a spy plane, as far as I know it is still unknown as to where the spyplane was at the time.
> Phoenix Mailer wrote:
> Fokker - have you ever been to Georgia and talked to ordinary people there and asked what they really want ?
I have been there and can tell you that people hate Saakashvili because of many things and they dont give a damn about NATO though they want EU to help them
even in Tbilisi - the capital city of the state they get electricity 2-3 hours per day, those more rich have power generators and chain them so noone can steal them
making business in georgia means giving away your business to the corrupted government officials as soon as they notice your business is succesful - they come to you and simply ask to give 10% of your business, the next time another 10% and so on until they control 90% and you have no profit whatsoever...<
Life is tough in Georgia, how touching. What about Ossetia, is life tough there? Of course you cannot answer, you have not considered both sides of the situation.
Ossetia wanted what it now has, Georgia wanted what it is now guaranteed to get.
> K†C Angel of Peace wrote:
> > ☭ Fokker wrote:
> Just curious; Am I the only one who paid enough attention on sunday to know to differentiate between Satan and Lucifer?
One fallen Angel, Son of the Morning Star, Angel of Light
The other, Fallen being, deceiver, destroyer, thief in the night.<
Cool. I just wondered because most people around here assume they are one and the same.
I still think it's a nice name, "Light Bearer".
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRpX0OVnPI&feature=related
I though of this the other day... it seemed fitting.
\(^o^)/ Every 60 minutes for 6 years baby! \(^o^)/
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Georgia wants to join NATO/EU, Ossetia does not.
Georgia tried to drag Ossetia with it, against its will.
The actions taken in response were justified and ultimately beneficial to all:
1) Georgia will now have so much western sympathy that it could probably skip the EU and NATO and join the USA.
2) Ossetia gets to shelter in the shadow of the bear.
There is really nothing to discuss here, except for how Ossetia will be rewarded for its choices when the Bear stumbles once more.
That's cool; a review is a review even if it is succinct. ![]()
If you can be drunk whilst in charge of it you need a license for it.
> TheYell wrote:
> I'll believe Russia ended it when somebody other than Russia says they did. They've been lying about how far their military is since they started.<
But American soldiers do it properly and reveal their positions on international television?
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Georgia want to play with the west, Ossettia want to play with the Russians.
Georgia quickly, quietly, move their army into Ossetia so it can't joint the Russians.
Ossettia gets loud and cries alot.
Russians come to save the day, kicking out the Georgians whilst securing the Ossettians.
Georgians cry.
Georgians cry again.
Georgians cry real loud and run away, leaving Ossettia free to join the Federation like it has wanted to for 10 years.
People who didn't even know these places existed, let alone followed the poltics of the area, suddely form an opinion based on who cried loudest.
Did I miss anything?
01:07:29
_Fed the ship this morning; It complained, alot, then told me to eat a piece of base block myself, which had less taste than a bottle of Quantam water, and I'm still hungry despite the fact that I must have over 6000 calories in my system. After that experience the ship and I agreed to step up the departure by a couple of days, so it could show me more something palatable.
Ater that I did some reading, about the ship, and here are the facts: It is called Mako in reference to a very fast shark that lived on Earth when it was still in one piece.
That's it, that's all anyone knows for sure. I'd talk to the ship but, well, it's a ship and that makes taking to it hard work. It's not stupid, oh no, it's just that... it's a ship.
_More packing, more loading, more being dragged into the office to stand there and look pretty while mother's "friends" gush and ooze falsely about my big adventure. Not one of them asked how I was.
Still haven't heard anything from Danni's mother, I hope she hasn't done anything foolish.
I'm sure someone must have some comments or questions. ![]()
We get all our gas from Russia anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if we were totally reliant on them in other ways too.
35:06:29
_I'll be setting off on the weekend. Daddy won't talk about the the ship in the lockup or the Camaar. I've not mentioned it in front of mother, I've thought about doing it but she'd probably freak at the scandal or something and Daddy don't deserve that.
Just been walking around town, sitting in a bar right now drinking that Quantam drink, Purity. It tastes like liquid fire. I've never really noticed how dull the town is, all grey, everywhere, no matter how old the building. I'm going to a Revalon world first, I want to see some real architecture with marble and arches and dangly crystal stuff and platinum stuff everywhere.
_Back at the lockup, just tried to stock up the ship. It ate my food. Seems it's been in hibernation for ages and me poking about woke it up. It's a fast thing, agile for its size, although for a ship it's admittedly tiny, and it eats with a tube thing that, when it wants to crack open something hard like a tin, turns black and rigid and spears the thing. It eats fast too.
I told it about my travel plans, it wanted to go now. I agreed to let it take me for a spin around town instead, let it warm up a little, and chaos ensued.
The first thing it did was scream along the main road fast enough to tip a truck with its wake, then it howled over the roundabout fast enough to get the attention of several traffic cops in their nice pursuit vehicles which only made the ship go faster. We sonic boomed as we passed under a bridge, I think it was Victoria bridge, I don't know what happened to it but we lost the cops. I think this ship just does everything fast.
_Told the ship to not go anywhere without me, it said it can't anyway, and it needs food. I'll feed it base blocks for makers for now, it probably won't like the lack of taste but they will do the job. And they're all I can afford in such large quantities. When I leave I think I'll skip the last look around and just go straight up, very quickly.
34:06:29
_Been busy preparing for my little trip, packing all of the clothes and crap mother thinks I'll need. Survival Chic she says it's called, some expensive new fad from the Revalons. I have to admit, though, this stuff is pretty good; there's this one doodad that makes food pellets when you drop dirt in one end, a blaster with a handle that vibrates when the magazine is low, a solar charger (for the blaster magazine I think), and a crapload of emergency syringes. I hate needles.
I'll probably sell most of the clothes though, too fasionable to be useful, or comfortable.
_On my way to this place on daddy's old business card. He insisted going there before I made any more plans... I haven't even decided when I'm going, let alone where!
_Wow. Just wow.
Daddy owns a Camaar ship, it's a Mako apparently. It's beautiful, kind of bronze and gold swirled together, looks more like a skin than a hull. It has these strange fins on it, makes it look like a shark.
Nice. The inside is the same, smooth and bronze and gold, everything is very round and organic, even the engine. Oddest looking thing I've seen, like a big gold- Wait a minute, how the hell does Daddy know the Camaar?
He started out looking for proof of USA/UFO interaction.
When he found there was no proof in any Army, Navy, Air Force, NASA, CIA (you get the picture) computers he began attacking their databases.
He intentionally risked the lives of millions, possibly billions, because he couldn't handle being wrong.
I hope he gets put in a cell with a large, black, mentally ill man called George, who sorely misses holding down small children and [] them in the ass with his gargantuan cock that strongly resembles an elephant leg.
I don't think Georgia is the undeserving victim people want it to be. Remember the spyplane? But, conspiracy-paranoia aside, pro-western Georgia cannot join NATO (or anything else) as it wishes as long as part of it's country remains seperatist to the point of inviting in foreign troops to protect themselves, [Something worth remembering when thinking about the story of Georgian aggression]
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Off Topic: Putin is not Communist, not even the Communists were Communist, Putin is a right-wing clinical psychopath who only cares about wealth, power and his comb-over hair, and to call him Communist is like me calling Adolph Hitler a Republican: Intentionally ignorant and insulting.
I don't care what you call him, I don't like him, but please don't call him something that which he is most definitely not. K?
32:06:29
_Sorry it's been a while, but the funeral got to me. It was a little weird watching people cry over an empty coffin. Obviously the Undertakers had made an effort to make the coffin seem, erm, occupied, which worked quite well untill it came to bury it. I think the coffin got tilted slightly as they were lowering it into the ground, which is what caused the bricks inside to move. THUMP! After that Danni's mother couldn't keep it together anymore.
Somewhere out there, between Arrahe and Seingard, is a fine mist, a rapidly expanding cloud of particles that used to be Danni. If she was lucky, it is far more likely that... shit, what a horrible way to go.
_Been talking to my parents about taking a year out before going to Uni. Daddy thinks it's a good idea, expand my horizons and discover myself and all of that type of stuff... he got this distant look on his face when he said that, makes me wonder what he did during his gap year. Mummy thinks I'm going to go on safari or go on a shopping tour of the capital worlds, or maybe she wants me to do something like that so she'll have something "good" to talk about when she's playing Bridge? That sounds most likely.
_Just been woken up by Daddy at like three in the morning, he gave me an old business card and a keycard and said, "That's my gap-year. You can have it if you want, just don't tell your mum." Then left.
I think he was drunk or high or something. Meh, sleep time now.
And now I don't (>_<)
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