"btw, Fedora's > panama hats"

depends on the hat.  I would like an adventurebilt Indy fedora because all I see around here are those clubhopper Sinatra short brim fedoras.  However that is $400 and in southern california it would be necessary 3 months out of the year and probably too hat for 4 months out of the year. 

This panama hat is a genuine handwoven cuenca fino Optimo that I had woven a little wider and taller than standard. now that i'm working a day job with a tie i finally dress up to justify wearing a $150 hat and I will do so this summer.  Someday I will go to Europe in my panama hat, and red soled saddle shoes, and a white seersucker suit (probably hafta get that custom tailored to have a madras lining because I will NOT have a polyester lining in a seersucker suit, wrinkles are the whole damn POINT of a seersucker suit)  and I will stroll through elegant gardens stocked with koi ponds, looking quite the swell.  Persons of the European persuasion will stop and point and murmur as I strut by.  Finally one of them will approach me--timidly at first, and then with greater boldness.  "Excuse me sir" he will say, " this garden is closed to the public."  Such are the adventures possible to a man with a panama hat.

"what about people parking illegally, you gonna slash their tires? the government currently doesnt enforce alot of laws, theres plenty of excuses for people to become vigilantes already. what right do you have to impose your beliefs on others?"

isn't that imposing your belief in inaction, on me?

American law agrees with East though I understand the Brits are moving away from a common law right to self defense.

Guess I stung some people with that crack about Air Force lesbians.

Its not like anybody here is a regular paying customer, is it?

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Parties dainty

You haven't got the hat to do anything

Or what?

Oh, you mean like ranting about fmodding in a forum? You people seriously need a beating.  Quit the game if you can't stand being called on your bad language.  is your mother a crack whore and your father a drill sergeant?* anybody who doesn't know what pussy is, better not get any, so they don't breed and contaminate the rest of the human race.

*or a crack sergeant and a drill whore, or your mother a sergeant and your father a whore, or any combination thereof.**

**including two mothers both being Air Force staff sergeants involved in a lesbian crack tryst.

my smiley is defective!

\o/

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Yah they should have left it alone

The only way a manga can be converted is an anime

Live action only perverts it.

Besides to be true to the original a movie would have to forty hours long.

ps I heard the watchmen lawsuit just got thrown out yay

muhahah

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"But yes, the government did poor crack cocaine into the poor black communities. "

Baloney.  Why arent' you on crack then?

Why can't everybody else do what you do?

It's still handguns and shotguns btw, AKs are a comparative rarity

The victims of inner city crime are not the poor fricking Crips who shoot kids as part of their initiation, it's the kids being shot

and RIGHT NOW, 2009 black men in LA are more likely to be killed by illegal immigrant drug dealers on orders from imprisoned Mexican mafioso who decree 1 black man SOMEWHERE be killed for every dead mexican drug dealer....and then Mexicans die randomly on the same principle. Only taht shit is too hot for LA county and city authorities to handle

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Hey I live in Southern California, I don't recall a free govt drugs and assault rifle distribution center around here

and we looked

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It's the same thing: Something You Got, That Other People Want

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a black border?

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its a poltiical thing

"when a toilet is filled with poo, theres less volume for water, so if there was enough poo, theoretically a toilet that would normally overflow with no less then 3 flushes, could overflow with 1 flush. "

Not that much, i stepped in teh bathroom and a ripple hit the wall and came back

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"how did your ancestors come to your country? did they not migrate? arent we all ancestors of immigrants? to use your example, we are all guests in our houses, and we were given no restrictions, and now you want to kick people out of the house that neither of you own if they dont follow your rules because by random chance you happened to wander into the house before them."

Yeah, then it would be "my" house.  Hey, lemme use some of "our" money.  Just because it got paid to you first doesn't mean you can tell me 'no'.

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Nolio, I had them complain the toilet was broken and I went up there and there was 1/2" inch of water on the floor and poo all it in and we bought a toilet that cannot overflow on two flushes they had to flush it three times at LEAST

water started dripping out the lights downstairs and we had to move those folks at 1 am

well I plunged that one clear and used four frayed towels (they don't throw anythign out there, we have a Best Linen shelf and a "backup" muhaha) stowed them in a hefty sack, and I mopped the tiles down with orange cleaner and pink disinfectant

at breakfast the superpoopers wanted their money back for all the hassle our plumbing caused!  I told them, we'd give them 100% off the room we had to move people into at 1 am because they kept flushing the toilet

they probably bawled to corporate

had another 400 lbs weirdo call me in to plunge his toilet so I did, was just stopped up...he stood in the doorway and was chatting to me about it! "Kinda too full, huh? you think it just got overloaded?" I just made polite noises while measuring the distance between us and keeping my knife hand clear

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somehow when you check into a hotel what comes out of you is their problem

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smells like nose

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Is that guy supposed to look like Ron Jeremy or is that just a wild coincidence?

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gah I hate that

"here, it's Metamucil, that way....oh, ok have a good one"

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Nolio spends 8 hr days hearing from very rich gits who demand to know why their toilet won't flush after they drop a fifty pound turd and what he intends to do for them to make it right

modding this game is his recreation ....

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has been fermenting the clover