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(16 replies, posted in Politics)

"He didn't suck until his second term"

Amen, its bizarre how much he matched what he warned Kerry would have done

11,177

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is bringing sexy back, for store credit

11,178

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has two mommies?

11,179

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

we know God exists because He told us.

11,180

(58 replies, posted in General)

What would I do if somebody broke a game thread?

fix it

what would you do if you could get with me and my crew?

11,181

(19 replies, posted in General)

I change mine too much. 

This one is from an American classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdKT_FkDjhE

11,182

(27 replies, posted in Politics)

It could be carried by a swallow!

11,183

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

needs a hat

11,184

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

Professor Doom as an undergrad?

11,185

(22 replies, posted in Community)

I feel for you Jarrad!  Hope you stay in touch

[email protected]

11,186

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

goes on and on to the break of dawn

11,187

(181 replies, posted in Politics)

>>It's a very solid theory. There aren't any chinks in it.<<

I HOPE you were being sarcastic.

>>Also, the government isn't going to just lay proof of itself spreading cocaine and aids into the black community. I mean...seriously. The only people who know what happened with it are the people who created it. Since none of them are speaking on it, you can believe what you wanna believe. Nobody can prove or disprove it either way<<

Fine, J. Edgar Hoover was selling smack from a Cadillac down by the movie theater...WHY WOULD YOU BUY FROM HIM that's the question

We do put it all on the dope who does dope, every time.  Ray Charles did heroin? He did it to himself.  My uncle bubba does meth? he did it to himself.  James Brown gets WAAAAY too high, pulls a gun on people in an office building demanding why they're in his bathroom---it's a CONSPIRACY!!!!!!

Guess he finally had enough.  Too bad, he was doing a good job.

haha saw the link. AWESOME!  Take care Jarrad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

11,189

(181 replies, posted in Politics)

Anthrax is a tough nut, the Aum Death Cult had PhDs with $50 million to play with and they failed with all their biowar efforts. That's why they turned to straight chemical agents like sarin.

The Japanese in WW2 hit on the most efficient bioweapon, a clay pot. Get yourself a bunch pf rats. Give their fleas bubonic plague germs. Raise a ruckus of fleas. Put em in a clay pot, and throw the pot out an airplane at a village. Sayonara.

11,190

(41 replies, posted in General)

Peopel who pay Gondor

smile

Ok.... lemme see if I remember it

TO: Avogadro
RE: Your "request"

Esteemed Sir:

After consulting with some of the most esoteric genii in global science, I rest assured that, although one day in the proximate future, orbital manufacturing will produce vacuums so near to vilde as is measurable, yet regrettably, the immediate actuality is that terrestrial technologies cannot produce a vacuum finer than 10 picoPaschals, with a murky miasma of nearly 1 mass per parts per million, so that given the infinitesimal dimensions of the target vessel, no modus known to Earth science can produce a void of adequate purity as to create a negative pressure differential of significance as compared to the molecular forces of attraction which draw the vessel upon itself as fiercely as Scylla drew upon the Argo.  The process of suction being frankly impracticable, to say nothing of the severe difficulties of acquisition as elucidated by Herr Heisenberg, I must abjectly proffer the most pathetic of excuses, "Non possumus", and humbly decline your kindly offer to suck your weiner.

With deepest regret yet keenest anticipation of your next proposal, I remain yours in Science,

Chris Balsz

11,192

(181 replies, posted in Politics)

I want the first Asian head of state to visit the White House, to run past obama and leap on the Oval office sofa, kicking his heels and yelling "**** yo couch, **** yo couch"

does that make me racist?

BTW Obama has returned a bust of Winston Churchill to the UK, Bush borrowed it to put in the oval office.  this, to certain Republicans, PROVES he is a unAmerican Muslim

11,193

(41 replies, posted in General)

forum nazis who ignore turn signals

<GAH vowed to be nice..>

sad

11,195

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

WTF is Robert Greene? Where did he rule?   tongue

try this one

http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:wD0vcu0_VooJ:www.dtic.mil/doctrine/jel/service_pubs/mcdp1.pdf+marine+corps+warfighting&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us

USMC "Warfighting" manual

"Portrayed as a clash between two opposing wills, war appears a simple enterprise. In practice, the conduct of war becomes extremely difficult because of the countless factors that im-pinge on it. These factors collectively have been called friction,which Clausewitz described as

hmm true

a good way to win debates is to bring in outside authorities

try arguing that vigilantes are cool if they are black belt shaolin monks
because they have the code and the discipline and the skills to exercise wise violence in the name of justice
http://www.shaolin-world.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=67&Itemid=82

11,197

(87 replies, posted in General)

Yeah promoting suicide as sensible to teens is murderous behavior, too many act on indirect suggestions

the solution to all teen problems is to outlive them

11,198

(87 replies, posted in General)

you listen to a lot of the cure, right?

But you object to our shouting at you to do something...

yikes

You'd give grass stains to a guy in a seersucker suit?