IN MY DAY if I disobeyed my dad to play with some device he would rip it out the wall and stomp it.

I thought the idea that JFK said he was a jelly doughnut was an American hoax

I told that joke to wanderjahr coeds and they didn't get it

Or maybe they were pretending not to

I hear the DVD will have a 3 1/2 version.

"Unrated"

my pal is buying the Watchmen game on PS3 online. Looks sick.  It's set in 1972 when Nite Owl and Rohrshach are working together and its basically a 3D beautiful version of Final Fury.  They gotta go to Sing Sing and beat the crap out of rioting prisoners

>>So Obama is going to spend 1 trillion dollars every 2 months?<<

Seems like it.

joe conanson in teh NYO observer says , "dumbass republicans, this is a crisis of demand, worker's wages are too low, we gotta have got spending lotsa trillions to buy back recovery!" ass, when inflation takes 10% of a worker's wage every year then what? Print more money? ass.

Nolio I have been here 6 years and I have been telling everybody what to do since day 1!!!!

what is with the butthugger pantlings?

Sure, all that money Euros poured into Cuban hotels did SOOOOO much for freedom. Plah.

Go to the library and read "What Color Is Your Parachute" and follow that

Or

Figure out off the top of your head what you want to do, find that category in the phone book, and call each listed company and ask if they're hiring

Or

Go to the campus job center and take whatever

Or

Craigslist

Do a resume which for you is just your name and addy phone number and high school andcurrent school

When you are offered an interview go to it. Dress nice and conservative. STFU about whores.

Obama is on track to surpass the cost of 6 years in iraq, this year. And wtf, afghanistan hit nyc, they should have been NUKED.

the comics are one of the top 100 NOVELS of the 20th century according to TIME and rightly so.

>.Everytime you move and breath you displace gazillions of tiny particles. These particles could one day evolve into a person.

You monster!<

so kicking a pregnant lady in the belly = farting in an elevator?

Yeah I don't know any other species where anybody claims the biology is that "uncertain"

Or we cut off your balls and see how that works out.

"no problem as long as he isnt trowing wooden barrels at a plummer down some strange stair like area after kidnapping a princess"

we can't wait for a mushroom cloud of dust left by a simian skyjacker! or something! BOMBS AWAAAAAYYY!!!!