10,876

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is the old captain obvious who got promoted to lieutenant colonel obvious

10,877

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

"This economy is so wide, we can't get around it. So low, we can't get under it. But not so high, Americans can't get over it. We have a chance. This is our chance!"

10,878

(676 replies, posted in Community)

BTW Galileo was not punished for saying the Earth was not the center of the universe.

He was punished for being a jerk about it.

He wrote a book with a fake dialectic argument which is like doing a MAD magazine sendup and the target was certain clergy, like:

GALILEO: So you see that cannot be true, even if we wanted it to be.
ASININUS: Yes, I cannot argue the point.

And then he pretended they couldn't prove that he did it.   

So certain Italians wanted him burned, in compromise they made him live in a nice apartment.  They really didn't give a damn about epicycles so much as stomping out smartasses.  The Curia was the original Forum Nazis!

10,879

(42 replies, posted in General)

you should dress up like Stan and your bride can be Wendy Testaburger

10,880

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

you said you sucked?

10,881

(39 replies, posted in Community)

so people who like fuko are...fukors?

10,882

(27 replies, posted in General)

Gimp 2 is as good as Photoshop

10,883

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

Leo Tolstoy

10,884

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is correct

10,885

(8 replies, posted in Politics)

From what I have seen the few times I watched, jon stewart "owns" people by saying nobody likes them.

10,886

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

hmm, maybe someday I can write programs that don't work and be rich like bill gates

wuh wuhll uhdvuhnce thuh Uhnglush lunguhge buh muhkuhng uhll vuhwuhls suhnd luk "schwa"!!!

10,888

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

do you wear a pron or an apron? look it up.

10,889

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

How come the Pentagon gives up without slagging a few dozen cities?

10,890

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

Forum Nazis are born not made.  It's the Fuhrerprinzip.  A man will be born who MUST slag the forum, and we can but follow, not as slaves but with the proud submission of Norsemen to their feudal lord.

10,891

(77 replies, posted in General)

Why Isnt #3, #1?

guess you didn't catch the unexplicable synchronicity of the Smiley Face. "it's all a joke".

10,892

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Doesn't realize

1. I read your mockery of A10 barking
2. Remembered the A10 is a military aircraft
3. misremembered the A10's nickname as "Puff the Magic Dragon" (that's the Spectre gunship, A10 is the "warthog")
4. Connected to the old Peter Paul and Mary song "Puff the Magic Dragon"
5. Rewrote the song lyric "Pirate ships would lower their flag/When Puff roared out his name!"
6. Posted a smartass post suggesting A10 "barks" by firing his cannon
7 Discombobulated you with freaky psychedelic subreferences

10,893

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

doesn't know jihadis cringe and hug their dune when "Puff" roars out his name tongue

10,894

(53 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB78hM_lkI

says it all.

10,895

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

yeah I know

BRANGELINA! BRANGELINA! BRANGELINA!
al qaeda attack C45

10,896

(113 replies, posted in Politics)

That's my point...nobody is confused about it being a chicken.  It's not a potential chicken.  I can't go have a bald eagle omelet because those eggs might have one day been a species on the endangered species list.

10,897

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

your european term liberal has no application in the United States.

Gay marriage is all about forcing other people to change their behavior.  don't wanna give me discounts? tough we're married, the state says so.

10,898

(53 replies, posted in Politics)

I liked to play Broodwars as Protoss and use cheat codes to get unlimited mana and then rape the enemy with maxed out carriers.  reminded me of the oldschool Cylon attacks on the 12 colonies.

lolling will be reported to the block party chairman who will invite himself into your kitchen and consume your food ration while he yells at you to behave.

Where do you think you are, America?

10,900

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

TEEN GIRLS ACT STUPID

stop the press!
do a three hour special!!!