10,851

(10 replies, posted in General)

what she's hot too?? not fair

he already got too much having an actual female, indulge in his nerdly pastime, while still publicly calling herself his gf X(

if I were DM I'd make him drop one or take some major flaw like epilepsy or Sudden Prophecy to balance it out

10,852

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

they can't get by with just 15%.

10,853

(8 replies, posted in Politics)

Not at all.  the notion of an ethical system is highly unpractical and self-limiting.

10,854

(7 replies, posted in General)

Good!

10,855

(10 replies, posted in General)

Joovler and Joovlersgirl probably do, that's why they're not here anymore

10,856

(15 replies, posted in General)

I can't use draw at work but...

find a drow queen

knock her up

have her drow archers shoot an arrow with a rope attached straight through the gap into the far wall

teach my halfelven progeny to crawl along a rope and rig a pulley and retreive the cake.

Now so far so good, but of course since I banged an elf then there's some other elf or orc or goblin king gonna try to take my cake and stow it down a cave until some prophecy is fulfilled.  That or my drow queen gets all fat and bitchy.  One of the two always happens.  Or God help me, both.  Somebody roll a D20.

10,857

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

yeah I've seen it too yikes

10,858

(77 replies, posted in General)

"Had nothing to do with having the balls for it. I doubt you would make the choice that would condemn the entire world to nuclear holocaust that would render two of the worlds largest areas of land barren not to mention the fallout radius and effects."

What's right is right.

10,859

(167 replies, posted in Politics)

Actually when gay marriage happened in CA they rewrote the marriage license to say "Spouse A" and "Spouse B" and since it was a Judicial Council form, anybody who scratched that out and wrote "Husband" and "Wife" invalidated their marriage.

And its not about the two people at all, its about everybody else.  You wanna call that goat your wife? Go ahead. When -I- have to call that goat, your wife, that's when there's a problem.  And my refusal hinders your "rights"? suck it up.

10,860

(24 replies, posted in Politics)

1. Yes
2. Sorta
3. You don't have a choice.

10,861

(77 replies, posted in General)

Publication would have broken the mood shift away from strife and confrontation. War was imminent so I don't know why you say it wouldn't have happened.

10,862

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

1. Under our eeeeeeeevil right wing scheme, AIG would pay $0.00 in bonuses in 2009 because it would have filed bankruptcy and liquidated in 2008.

Yeah 10% unemployment and a 2-year recession trumps 10% unemployment and a 2-year recession, $3 trillion more in debt and stagflation for years.

2. Yes pretending we need to freeze carbon dioxide emissions is crap, refusing to upgrade our power supply is crap, and suing to leave our earth pristine for the second billion Chinese to consume in 2180 is crap.

3. Obama just tore up "welfare to work" for the duration of his Presidnecy. Was that "reform"?

BTW Now he's gonna make vets private insurance pay the VA for their service injuries. Is that reform? (See drudgereport com for the link my paste function is out)

10,863

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Told her boyfriend she was soaking wet and for him to hurry over, then made him wash the dishes while she talked on the phone for an hour and did her nails

10,864

(77 replies, posted in General)

Everything DID work out in the end! Rorshach ftw!

In the comic Rorshach gets his own action figure tongue

10,865

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

"Would the economy get better at a quicker speed if the opposition would get onboard with the smart people?"

What smart people?

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/bernanke-sees-recovery-beginning-in-2010/?ref=business

(PELLEY ) You didn

10,866

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

Canada has a lower everything rate than the USA, it takes you 10 minutes extra to get dressed, you gotta let the car warm up for ten minutes and then you can't bear more than a steady walk in twelve-pound boots.  Notice they never do a GTA:Winnipeg?

10,867

(4 replies, posted in General)

and that's better than "Duckhunter" in what way?

10,868

(38 replies, posted in Politics)

The whore took your wallet before she left, again?

10,869

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Agrees that Will Truman should have gone MIA in a storm.

10,870

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Got a restraining order against a cat

10,871

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

Some "accident"

I notice none of the Europeans wanna talk about derailing trains with 2x4s. I believe they don't know about it. Maybe we should go over there and show them.

10,872

(42 replies, posted in General)

I have seen the episode.

You all are the walking damned. You're so damned you could be death knights if you weren't weak.

And trey parker and matt stone are dead men for [pucking] with the Mouse. Nobody [pucks] with the Mouse. Even the oscars had to back off the Mouse.

10,873

(8 replies, posted in General)

JAIG is gonna go Dhalsim on all your asses ! big_smile

10,874

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

plays tennis with his bare hands

10,875

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

I've said often enough, slam the moon into the earth.  Its the only way.