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has a flaming crucified cookie pennant
it's europe!
the wax and water were evaporating together in a vapor that burned without igniting, the sizzling sputter was the water containing the fireball.
Eltarus, canis rabidus, quo ad se domine Christo latra
knows the right to the cookies comes to me from my father through his father and through all our generations in gift from the Apostle at Rome, to which no man or law can have voice to deny!!!! ![]()
I think we come in from Russia with 2 million liberated Russians. Riding unicorns.
Charlemagne's dog was named Leo III
who?
First purge your soul of all anger. Wash and pray in the manner prescribed by the ancients. Then make your submission to zanharim, and if your heart be pure, he may answer you. But beware! He is more just than merciful.
has the butter cookies!!!
yeah right
"Su papeles, senor"
"Hey, what? I don't speak spanish"
"Su identificacion, Senor!"
"What's with the guns? Wait a minute! Stop that! Leggo!"
"TENIENTE- Este hombre sin papeles no callare!"
"Well that's more like it, you getting all crazy with that rifle-lemme speak to your supervisor here"
"Estes Americano?"
"What--yeah, yeah Amerikanoh!"
"Porque se va al Espana, senor?"
"Porkay...uh, why not? Porkay noh, comprende?"
"un Americano que va al Espana por un mission secreto...como el regimento del Abraham Lincoln?"
"Uh yeah! Abraham Lincoln! Oon hombray magnificoh! Alright"
"CABRON! Pinche espia! Pegate este caga'o hasta se he rompado!"
"Si, Teniente!"
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow ow! Ow! Ow" etc
De hoc satis!
/avis carthaginis trucido
karthago est gefallen!
/mi Carthaginem arcem percusso
wait lemme google the genitive of Carthage
aha
/mi arcem Carthaginis percusso
yeah its not so much racist as a stinging social criticism
Qui cura quod censam? Si Carthago delenda est, dicitur pinguiore formula.
Skoe
Obama went on Leno and told that "joke" about his bowling
VicePresident biden told that joke about obama and easter at the Gridiron Club dinner this weekend
Obama read his guest's lines off the teleprompter at a press conference
Le figaro reports Obama wrote Chirac and pledged to work closely with him for four years
Old US joke says Chinese food makes you hungry 1 hour later; chinese were so impressed by hillary they rammed one of our navy ships in international waters
Oh, and Obama is an asshole
"Mr President" shouted the Attorney General, "you're bareass naked, high and drunk at the same time, and you're hip deep in a septic tank!"
"Don't blame me!" giggled Obama "I'm just standin on Bush's shoulders"
That aspirin one was awesome ![]()
Guess skoe hasn't seen the photo of the brave vets shaking hands with hillary and their fingers crossed behind their backs
Or the MN national guardsmen holding the banner HALP US JON CARRY WE r STUCK N IRAK
Obama's bowling is so bad, you'd think he was in the special olympics
(Rimshot)
Obama's excited about easter- he thinks its about him
(Rimshot)
Obama is so technically illiterate, he held a press conference with a foriegn leader and thanked himself
(Rimshot)
Its tough being obama's secretary of state, one hour after she met with Premier Huang, Hillary felt like another act of aggression against America
(Rimshot)
Q:What did Obama say when the poles asked us to honor our word as NATO's backbone?
A: Nothing!
(Rimshot)
Q: What did the Mainstream media say when Barack Obama pledged to work closely with the former president of France?
A: Nothing!
(Rimshot)
What's the difference between Barack Obama and Idi Amin?
Idi Amin was a Muslim who pretended he wasn't an asshole!
(Rimshots)
wow I see the swastika on my dad's comp
wtf is Dad doing with this computer?
or maybe it's me and clips like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jInkmaeNfRM
China calls for new reserve currency
By Jamil Anderlini in Beijing
Published: March 23 2009 12:16 | Last updated: March 24 2009 00:06
China
>>It is only recently that the US was the world major power, namely after WWII. and it's already losing ground to China and the EU. not because of weak leadership (or you must be a dictatorship), but to poor economic management.<<
We stopped taking out cities in an afternoon's work, and that's all she wrote
Ahnuld is worse because he is a pathological liar girly-man who is out to beat up Republicans for DOING THE SAME STUFF ARNOLD PROMISED TO DO WHEN HE GOT ELECTED AND REELECTED
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