10,751

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has a flaming crucified cookie pennant

10,752

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

it's europe!

10,753

(5 replies, posted in General)

the wax and water were evaporating together in a vapor that burned without igniting, the sizzling sputter was the water containing the fireball.

10,754

(24 replies, posted in Politics)

MEXICO CITY

10,755

(51 replies, posted in General)

Eltarus, canis rabidus, quo ad se domine Christo latra

10,756

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

knows the right to the cookies comes to me from my father through his father and through all our generations in gift from the Apostle at Rome, to which no man or law can have voice to deny!!!! mad

I think we come in from Russia with 2 million liberated Russians.  Riding unicorns.

Charlemagne's dog was named Leo III

10,758

(1,133 replies, posted in General)

who?

10,759

(6 replies, posted in Community)

First purge your soul of all anger.   Wash and pray in the manner prescribed by the ancients.  Then make your submission to zanharim, and if your heart be pure, he may answer you.  But beware! He is more just than merciful.

10,760

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has the butter cookies!!!

10,761

(26 replies, posted in General)

yeah right

"Su papeles, senor"

"Hey, what? I don't speak spanish"

"Su identificacion, Senor!"

"What's with the guns? Wait a minute! Stop that! Leggo!"

"TENIENTE- Este hombre sin papeles no callare!"

"Well that's more like it, you getting all crazy with that rifle-lemme speak to your supervisor here"

"Estes Americano?"

"What--yeah, yeah Amerikanoh!"

"Porque se va al Espana, senor?"

"Porkay...uh, why not? Porkay noh, comprende?"

"un Americano que va al Espana por un mission secreto...como el regimento del Abraham Lincoln?"

"Uh yeah! Abraham Lincoln! Oon hombray magnificoh! Alright"

"CABRON! Pinche espia! Pegate este caga'o hasta se he rompado!"

"Si, Teniente!"

"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow ow! Ow! Ow" etc

10,762

(51 replies, posted in General)

De hoc satis!

/avis carthaginis trucido

10,763

(51 replies, posted in General)

karthago est gefallen!

10,764

(51 replies, posted in General)

/mi Carthaginem arcem percusso

wait lemme google the genitive of Carthage

aha

/mi arcem Carthaginis percusso

10,765

(22 replies, posted in General)

yeah its not so much racist as a stinging social criticism

10,766

(51 replies, posted in General)

Qui cura quod censam?  Si Carthago delenda est, dicitur pinguiore formula.

10,767

(22 replies, posted in General)

how doy ou look at it?

10,768

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

Skoe

Obama went on Leno and told that "joke" about his bowling

VicePresident biden told that joke about obama and easter at the Gridiron Club dinner this weekend

Obama read his guest's lines off the teleprompter at a press conference

Le figaro reports Obama wrote Chirac and pledged to work closely with him for four years

Old US joke says Chinese food makes you hungry 1 hour later; chinese were so impressed by hillary they rammed one of our navy ships in international waters

Oh, and Obama is an asshole

10,769

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

"Mr President" shouted the Attorney General, "you're bareass naked, high and drunk at the same time, and you're hip deep in a septic tank!"

"Don't blame me!" giggled Obama "I'm just standin on Bush's shoulders"

10,770

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

That aspirin one was awesome tongue

Guess skoe hasn't seen the photo of the brave vets shaking hands with hillary and their fingers crossed behind their backs

Or the MN national guardsmen holding the banner HALP US JON CARRY WE r STUCK N IRAK

Obama's bowling is so bad, you'd think he was in the special olympics

(Rimshot)

Obama's excited about easter- he thinks its about him

(Rimshot)

Obama is so technically illiterate, he held a press conference with a foriegn leader and thanked himself

(Rimshot)

Its tough being obama's secretary of state, one hour after she met with Premier Huang, Hillary felt like another act of aggression against America

(Rimshot)

Q:What did Obama say when the poles asked us to honor our word as NATO's backbone?
A: Nothing!

(Rimshot)

Q: What did the Mainstream media say when Barack Obama pledged to work closely with the former president of France?
A: Nothing!

(Rimshot)

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Idi Amin?
Idi Amin was a Muslim who pretended he wasn't an asshole!

(Rimshots)

10,771

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

wow I see the swastika on my dad's comp

wtf is Dad doing with this computer?

or maybe it's me and clips like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jInkmaeNfRM

10,772

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

China calls for new reserve currency
By Jamil Anderlini in Beijing

Published: March 23 2009 12:16 | Last updated: March 24 2009 00:06

China

10,773

(38 replies, posted in General)

>>It is only recently that the US was the world major power, namely after WWII. and it's already losing ground to China and the EU. not because of weak leadership (or you must be a dictatorship), but to poor economic management.<<

We stopped taking out cities in an afternoon's work, and that's all she wrote

10,774

(26 replies, posted in General)

Ahnuld is worse because he is a pathological liar girly-man who is out to beat up Republicans for DOING THE SAME STUFF ARNOLD PROMISED TO DO WHEN HE GOT ELECTED AND REELECTED

10,775

(31 replies, posted in General)

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