10,501

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

word is leaking out that the Captain brought about his own rescue by leading the Somalis in a game of Marco Polo

10,502

(49 replies, posted in Politics)

1. Champion nuclear proliferation.
2. bomb the crap out of Pyongyang

10,503

(150 replies, posted in General)

get another computer for the webcam then

10,504

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

read teh one about the swordfight!

hmm didn't know our murder rate was so low, only 16000

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/homtrnd.htm#contents

flatlining lately, Schneipel, so odds are if you eliminated guns they'd do the job with other weapons

10,505

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

Man Dies Days After Swordfight That Killed Woman
Charges Expected To Be Upgraded Against Other Man In Stabbing

POSTED: 1:11 pm EDT April 13, 2009
UPDATED: 10:04 am EDT April 14, 2009


INDIANAPOLIS -- A man died Monday, days after he was stabbed in a swordfight with the grandson of a woman who fatally stabbed when she tried to intervene in the fight, police said.

Adolf Stegbauer, 69, died from complications from a stab wound, Indianapolis police said. Charges pending against the man who police said stabbed Stegbauer, Chris Rondeau, 39, were expected to be upgraded.

Franziska Stegbauer, 77, also died as a result of stab wounds after the fight early Thursday morning, but police were not initially sure which of the men had stabbed her.

Rondeau and Adolf Stegbauer got into an argument at a home in the 5200 block of Raceway Road that escalated when one of the men grabbed a sword, prompting the other man to also brandish a sword.

Rondeau was being held on an attempted murder charge stemming from the stabbing of Adolf Stegbauer.

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/19167424/detail.html

Guess we gotta ban swords too

10,506

(24 replies, posted in General)

if you speak flawless Belgian.

if you just yelled "There is no Belgian language you ass!"

if you have a Belgian passport.

if you raise your hand when somebody yells "Any Belgians around?"

if you know why the Smurfs are inferior to les stroumpfs.

if you know what a Cloth Hall is really made of.

if you try to impress members of the opposite sex with your inimate knowledge of beer and pigeons.

if that works.

if you think the European Parliament should be twice as big and sit year-round and have enough staff to get the job done.

if you blame the mess in the Congo on the Africans.

if you don't think the Congo is really a mess, compared to its neighbors.

if you think the Americans really went wrong listening to the British and strengthening the Germans.

if you finished reading this list because it's the polite thing to do even if nobody knows.

10,507

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should explain his sig since at least two people would simultaneously seek amy

you have to be sober enough to spell

10,509

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

Somebody asked Charlie Sheen why he went to the Hollywood madam for sex, and he said "I don't pay whores for sex.   i pay them to leave"

10,510

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

the big shock was a school district can defy a teacher's union yikes

No, nobody accepted that such a conveyor belt is out of science fiction

10,512

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

I love how piracy is now gonna "escalate" because pirates aren't killers, just kidnappers with automatic weapons.

Bomb their houses.

And the house with five Escalades surrounded by tin shacks, that's the target

10,513

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

Hell yeah kick their ass

10,514

(150 replies, posted in General)

"Have gun, will camel" read the card of a man
A knight with a camel in a savage land
His fast dromedary heeds the calling wind
A damn camel jockey is the man called
paladin
Paladin, paladin, join #aoe

10,515

(54 replies, posted in Politics)

What about them explosive dolphins?

Yeah that's the real world

I got 250 college units and have the same damn experience every month

10,517

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

Uhuh

You're grounded!

Nobody gets html sad

only because Han is ever-vigilant against the flea-ridden Ay-rabb peril

10,520

(48 replies, posted in General)

gee now that Lent is over, why dont I have a 5000 calorie double bacon cheeseburger and large fries!

there's over 80 million people in Japan, so there's gotta be like 5 chicks like that, at least

law of averages... tongue

jeez nemmy

google product names and you usually find their stuff

http://www.refman.com/training/

10,523

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

is a n00b paladin

10,524

(150 replies, posted in General)

haha flares
or, get a webcam and make hand signals

10,525

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

and how come you researched that, young lady mad