10,401

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

So how did Phantom of the Opera come up?

10,402

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

They do the star missions humans won't!

10,403

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

you opened a portal into Dante's Inferno

why would one man ever masturbate to Phantom

why would other men know about it

how would this girl find out

and why would she ask you...

10,404

(22 replies, posted in General)

Heard the one about the nearsighted snake who married a rope?

10,405

(14 replies, posted in General)

for my last costume part I went as Me

I found a cheap costume shop that sold a blank clear plastic mask

and I glued a fake goatee to it and got fake glasses and a $5.00 hat

and I put that on over my glasses

But none of the other people liked it and that is why it was my last costume party.

10,406

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

I have never seen Phantom

now I never will

10,407

(42 replies, posted in General)

Arrrr!! Shiver me timbers that be a messed up episode

Btw France is kicking pirate ass
Too bad they back down to anybody with four WWI biplanes

"Vous maintenant un' Air Force? Sacre bleu!"

10,408

(16 replies, posted in General)

I do NOT recommend you head to the hill country of the US to find food from monolingual cooks

You might contact the auto club

10,409

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Subverted the pyretic conscience of a Suk doctor by being too rowdy in the waiting room

10,410

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

used Voice to order breakfast at noon at McDonald's

10,411

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

Automobiles existed for 50 years before the interstate highway system (which Ike copied from Hitler for national defense--in case of atomic war you would be ordered off)

Govt invented the room computer, the idea that you could or should have a desktop machine was all private, the idea they should data was private, the idea that phone lines aren't good enough was private.

GPS..who has a monopoly on space?  And not by necessity

10,412

(45 replies, posted in General)

A wood chuck Would chuck
Wood wood wood chuck
A wood chuck would chuck
As much wood as
As much wood as
As much wood as a wood chuck
C-c-cooulld

10,413

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Thought that I, a Bene Gesserit, would not know the Maker?

10,414

(16 replies, posted in General)

Cook up a can of chef boyardee with a cigarette lighter and eat it with a wooden popsicle stick on the steps of the Pantheon. Al fresco!  Buon mangiare!

10,415

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is gratified

10,416

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

Nepal makes the best tea
The higher altitude means a gentler water table and correspondingly milder soils for teas

10,417

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Called out a wise guy

10,418

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

Hmm yeah...

We did back the argentine junta too..not Peron

They attacked a NATO power

I wonder what they teach kids about that btw

And I meant avoiding cuba was a moral plus

And yeah, steal from European investors and pay us back

10,419

(21 replies, posted in Community)

who doesn't get Sunday off?

10,420

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

wanted to flirt with nemmy but got stuck behind metrex

10,421

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

Rape the earth. Build our way out.

10,422

(61 replies, posted in Politics)

they don't have political parties.  That's a criminal act.  Everybody has to belong to the Commie party, and they have to report to a block captain as to how good a commie they are.  the block capitan comes into their home and does a progress report with them every week.  if you piss him off you are punished with less food coupons, you can lose your job, and if you actually try to oppose castro you go to jail.  it's moderate in that they don't have 10% of the population being paid informers to the Secret police (E Germany) or kill 40% of their population (kampuchea) or beat priests to death (Poland) or put all kids into orphanages (romania, mao's china) so I guess it's "progressive" communism.  but it still sucks.

10,423

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

Govt put new sod on teh National Mall...well thats the sort of innovation and longterm infrastructure you won't see Walmart give a damn about!

>>Einstein let's be realistic here.  Maybe the organizers understood this but the average protestor wasn't thinking beyond "I don' want no govermen' takin' mah monay."  Despite what we'd all like to think the average person is not that bright, I regularly find myself wondering how they manage to tie their own shoes.  Protests are never about the issues because the average person doesn't understand the issues; that's why I laugh whenever >>there's an election because inevitably someone says, "Let's talk about the issues."<<

I have a B.A. in history, flunked out of a prestigious medieval history grad program, my GRE scores were 800/800 analytical, 730/800 linguistic, 695/800 mathematical, my IQ is somewhere above 120 depending on what free test I take, I have a paralegal certificate with a 3.9 average...

I DOAN WAN DUH GUBMINT TAKIN MAH MONEEE

a FOUR YEAR OLD knows the meaning of MINE and how it is WRONG to take what is MINE cause you WANT IT

why the [ ] should I pay $0.10 for a drunk to stay buzzin or for GM to build shitbox cars nobody wants to buy--you see their latest 2seater electric buggy? It has computerized anti-crash dodge-thrusters built in--so it don't need seatbelts!!!!!!  WTG Asshats, why not put a gas tank under the seat while you're at it?

10,424

(5 replies, posted in Politics)

Not when you oppose the gays. Opposing the GBLT agenda is total bigotry.

10,425

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

Since the murder rates are basically flat over a decade, we have most probably hit the number of people who will kill anyhow

While guns have always been an american method of murder, there's train derailment, arson, bombing planes, tmapering with drugs. Biggest unsolved case in US is the Tylenol poisoning- random tmapering of medicine. Olympics were bombed. Oklahoma city was a bombing. Worst school massacre before columbine was a schoolhouse bombing. In 1934 a wackjob started a fire on the cruise ship Castle Morro that killed hundreds, he got caught after he murdered his landlords in the 1950s with a hammer. In the 1950s a guy dynamited an airliner and killed 30 people for insurance on one of the passengers. Most serial killings do not involve a gun. John Wayne Gacy, strangler. Jeffrey Dahmer, stabbing and bludgeoned. Ted Bundy, stabbimg and strangling. Running over with cars is a popular method because you have a good chance to BS it as an accident if you're ballsy enough.