if they don't have the manpower, that's the fault of Parliament for not funding t
hang on doorbell
Login is disabled. This forum is read-only.
Imperial Forum → Posts by The Yell
if they don't have the manpower, that's the fault of Parliament for not funding t
hang on doorbell
is wrong. not blow up rodina. i sorry I shoot meself now. by meself.
you're forgetting that after 9/11 we shut down the entire air traffic system in teh USA for a month figuring out what went wrong, apart from throwing money into security upgrades. We never did that before, even in WW2 there was still freight flying (though rationed). The economic damage from 9/11 was over $1 trillion in lost business and costs.
A successful attack on an oil facility, or better a tanker docked at a facility, would immediately impede commerce at all similar facilities throughout the country.
In fact, when you consider how much some countries in Europe depend on the smooth flow of oil, even or especially oil producers like Russia, and the total system shock that would develop if oil failed to flow, and the incredibly low cost of sabotaging such an industry, it really seems criminal that our governmnet doesn't blow t
hang on doorbell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Beats "take your input and rotate on it, fleshunit"
Octavian had that title voted him by the senate sometime after he put aside Marc antony didn't he?
Laughs because all his sister has is a promise and a cheap ring
its my liiiiife
don't you forget
its my life
it neverrr endddsssss
should write Obama about the llama drama
"I could, if I was the fit soldier I was at 19, with my knowledge of security now, and with about 1 million dollars in special ordnance (available from most arms manufacturing nations) cause in excess of 1 billion dollars in infrastructure damage and also have that result in 1 trillion dollars in lost revenue. It would take me roughly 1-2 years to complete, with a 15% chance of getting caught. "
or you could spend a weekend shooting thermite bombs into an oil refinery.
Firewing
Plenty of groups fought off govts without suicide bombings
The Left are degenerates who condemn civilians to death and mutilation anytime a special interest has a beef
Red rooster
Read a book called "seven pillars of wisdom" its about arabs who destroyed stuff and avoided shootouts. Then come back and tell me about how blowing up railroads doesn't work
To you I MUST start off thinking the LTTE is always right. So your story about how they take orphans and make them murderers is fine, because the LTTE is always right. If they take human shields that is ok because the LTTE is always right. If murderers and terrorists want a brief timeout because they're losing, they should get it because the LTTE is always right. If people in Sri Lanka can feel save from being shredded when LTTE attacks the "system", that's a tragedy because the LTTE was always right.
"How dare you pwn" is the lamest moral attack...
/me shoves Justinian off my day
Its stupid
Nobody releases Alpha
Now they'll probably never go gold
mistakes llamas, vicunas and alpacas
4:00 am the alarm goes beep
4:09 I boil water and microwave yesterdays coffee
4:10 I check out this site on my blackberry
4:20 make oatmeal
4:40 shower
4:55 suck coffee, shave
5:05 iron my shirt and pants while the blood clots on my face and neck
5:15 wash my face, brush my teeth
5:25 tie, belt, pocketprotector, phone, shoes, out the door
5:40 say the Rosary with my foot touching both gas and brake pedals
6:30 arrive near work, buy something greasy from Jack in the Box or cheese and rolls from Vons
6:40 open up, start coffee, play on facebook and open IRC
7:35 start doing some work when my boss arrives
8:30 papers, papers, phone calls, papers, faxes, papers, pdfs, docs, papers
11:59 stop work for lunch, IRC and Mafiawars
12:45 get the mail
5:00 stop work, mafiawars, irc
6:00 bounce onto the slightly less congested freeway
7:30 arrive at home, buy some beer
7:45 this site on my phone, watch a war movie for the millionth time, drink beer
9:00 start reading a fifty-year old novel in bed
10:00 give up reading and snooze
"this debate will always come down to this. Your violence is justified because of my violence.... I understand that. But after 30 years of peaceful protests for a separate state, they took up arms and started to fight.
Tell me what is wrong in having a separate state when u are being oppressed?"
when you turn to terrorism ie killing random civilians to make some govt surrender to yo u
The movie was awesome
Beavis: attention, attention, we are paging the chick with the really big boobs
Butthead: yeah we are ready to do you now
Congress: hehehe, hehehe
Hehehe you said "sucked monkeyballs" hehehe
Hehehe you said "butt to me" hehehe
My friend, Sherlock Primolmes, possesses reserves of mental energy beyond the mass of humanity. I have seen him doubled over the couch, totally consumed in concentration, for hours, before he calculates the remaining shoe covers the other foot. And he is rarely amiss in such flashes of genius! Afterwards the thing seems simple enough when he explains the invisible chain he followed, four or five times.
Those who have followed his many successes, as I have related elsewhere in the Adventure of the False Mutton and the Case of the Spanish Pox, may be suprised to know that even the great Primolmes can come up gooseeggs. I have waited to tell the tale until Primolmes agreed to its release, but I'm bored. Here then, is the Affair at Amedee.
It began in our rooms at 221B Boule des Stroumpfs. We had both arisen early, at 2pm, and were pretending a box of fig newtons was breakfast. A congratulatory telegram arrived:
WTG ASS
Baas Al
"Primolmes!" I cried. "You have been thanked by the Palace!"
"Fa!" snorted Primolmes. "I am an artist, not a performer. Besides I'm Dutch and we got real royals." He rolled to a more upright position. "I sometimes believe, Amokson, that commercial interests have soured my art. I ought to have been content to be a great drunkard, instead of a great consulting drunkard."
"Primolmes, you are silly" I cried. "Besides how else would you pay what you pretend is a share of the rent?"
"True enough" he belched. "yet my soul cries for a true test of my abilities. Instead I have email after email from fat Americans inquiring where to get drunk in Leuven. Instead of getting wasted I am being wasted! Or whatever"
"Everybody oughta know Amedee without asking" I cried. "Yet you got bills to pay, bitch." Another telegram arrived at the door:
PRIMOLMES
PUB
ELTARARITY
"A clew!" yelled Primolmes. "Let us Google the matter....yes...corn is down...American blondes have fake boobs...ah! "Eltararity" can only refer to my nemesis Professor Eltararity, and the "Pub" in this message must refer to a small cozy braukellar called "Amedee".
"We were just talking about it" I cried, "and you known Eltararity half your life, and we met him there every week!"
"My pants, Amokson!" said Primolmes. "we shall away to Amedee and confront the sinister Eltararity!"
So we embarked upon the twenty buses needed to convey us across town. Primolmes, confronted with a challenge, was in the best of spirits, and so amused our road companions with his witty ejaculations that they threw us off a mile from our stop.
"Such is life" mused Primolmes. "And yet, what Architect can plan the house of the Universe?"
"Primolmes I begin to dimly grasp wtf you are talking about" I cried. "STFU about God until you get a few beers in you. Or better, until I got a few in me."
Eltararity, that prince of crime, who sits atop a pinnacle of sin in the midst of a city full of cathedrals, a true asshole, was holding down our usual table. "So, Primolmes, we meet again!"
"No shit Sherlock!" said Primolmes. "Er...we come to confront your sinister plot and expose your foul career!"
"Indeed, Primolmes, this was a trap of mine...but I wanted you to try a new beer, that weighs nothing on the bladder"
"Fa!" snorted Primolmes. "No beer weighs on my bladder!"
"Primolmes!" I cried " that is because you Dutch pee freely 24/7! You're supposed to hold it in til you're pointing towards a toilet"
"Whatever" sneered Eltararity "Drink up!"
Whatever anybody says about Primolmes, and you can say a lot, he can drink! I joined him and kept pace, and soon all five Eltararities were bobbing and weaving erratically "Give up, Eltararity" shouted Primolmes fifteen times "your a loser boozer!"
"Indeed' sneered Eltararity "and now the trap--face my diabolical Hound!" And with that a giant and ferocious black beast with the form of a terrific hound sprang upon my friend and bore him down to the floor.
"Primolmes" I cried. "Beware the hound!"
"Get him off me!" gasped Primolmes. "He's humping my leg!"
"Woof!" giggled the hound.
"Primolmes!" I cried. "It's TU in a doggy suit!"
"Gah" gagged Primolmes. "You dirty dog you did the deed on my pants leg!"
"Woof" agreed TU.
"Curses" cursed Eltararity. "You really screwed the pooch this time..and the beer is like a barbell on my loins, I gotta pee a river."
"Primolmes" I cried. "We routed Eltararity and TU in one night!"
"I fear so" said Primo. "But that leaves us paying the bill." He reached for the cocaine bottle. "I think if we get so drunk they gotta carry us out, they'll have to bill us by mail, they're not onto the American trick of getting plastic up front for a deposit."
"Primolmes" I cried. "You did it again! But what of Eltararity and his shaggy dogsbody TU?"
And so the Affair at Amedee might remain. Yet I am informed by my newspaper that two dorks touring the Henieken brewery fell into a vat, and despite the frantic efforts of the brewing monks, they continued to fall into the vast gurgling torrent of suds, until they disappeared for all time with a joyous woot. And that may be the only clew to resolve the Affair at Amedee.
"imagine this scenario... a young boy loses both of his parents when the sri lankan army (SLA) bombs a tamil hospital which was built by LTTE. He has no one to take care of him so the LTTE offers to take him up. He learns the guerrila tactics of ltte and he is even taught that in the worst case scenario he must strap a bomb on himself and go to a market place in colombo and blow himself up. in this case it is human nature to respond in a violent way to violence itself. The barbaric acts of SLA perpetuates the "terrorism". If the SLA was not so ruthless in bombing hospitals because "they are nests of LTTE"... then the LTTE would not need to be ruthless in killing singhalese civilians."
I'd prefer that kid caught on in Colombo that here were hundreds of thousands of people who had nothing to do with his war and blowing them up would be silly. You have no such idea, you hoped he would blow up some other little kid and the govt would give up. That is YOUR best good in such situations and it is sick.
"You still havent justified how a state can bomb hospitals INTENTIONALLY and bomb civilian locations? If the ends justify the means, can genocide be committed in order to kill only 3000 rebel fighters?"
What if the artilleryman lost his gf to a stupid little war orphan with a bomb-backpack? If your guerrillas weren't so stupid and vicious they wouldn't need killing in the name of righteousness.
I am proud my tax dollars go to bomb on such freaks. I also note with pride that no diplomacy worked. Here kicking ass worked, as it should everytime it's tried. And now a new generation of Tamil will grow up without any war. Imagine that! No war. I'm sure they'll find some other "oppression" that justifies blowing up buses, not really as dramatic as your dream, I mean a kid forced to learn Singalese is really not much different than a German who doesn't want to go to school...
![]()
LOL I am out the door by 5:45 am, usually 5:25 am ![]()
that wil e coyote cartoon seems almost in poor taste then
Has a herd of my little ponies
I know but you don't see U2 competing.. So I mean those groups must NOW be blocked
All new music? Nobody can cover Metallica?
Riiiiight your alternative is to strap a bomb on their back -i say theirs because you don't wear one-- and have them blow up buses until the govt gives up. I think the folks riding the bus have a bit of extra oppression, and I don't think Tamil suffer oppression equal to being randomly blown up by an ethnic rights "activism"
They could leave instaed of murdering pedestrian bystanders, you know.
"Genocidal" oh are there only 10000 Tamil? Hadn't heard they were being exterminated
But be of good cheer, obama has heard your pleas and we no longer call the LTTE "terrorists" they are "extremists"
I don't doubt there's oppression in Sri Lanka, there's political repression in the EU too, nobody measures up to the American standard of absolute rights. Even half of America wants "reasonable" restictions. So blow up schools I guess?
This dude is the next ABBA
They must have blocked supergroups like the Beatles and ABBA from Eurovision
Else U2 would win every year playing "where the streets have no name" on their armpits
Imperial Forum → Posts by The Yell
Powered by PunBB, supported by Informer Technologies, Inc.