976

(26 replies, posted in Community)

Woah you haven't been gone a year. At least I hope that much time hasn't passed.

977

(282 replies, posted in General)

Both. A complete outfit keeps you from looking like a fool.

Frustrate yourself by trying to shave with an electric razor after a shower and a week of not shaving or let it grow out of laziness?

Is starting to love the back of her head.



Will never guess what movie I'm watching for the millionth time right now.

979

(2 replies, posted in General)

Rofl good stuff

Is Rofl just thinking about the episode where they are delivering a piano and it roles all they way back down the endless steps.

981

(126 replies, posted in General)

Ordos should trick the mod team into making him a mod and then bump the oldest announcment possible.

Unbent a spoon with his toes.

983

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

He also bowed in China and South Korea on the same trip. I don't have any Japanese or Korean connections though.

984

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

I have some Chinese connections, Same story. They have also been making fun of him and his rediculous bow.

985

(282 replies, posted in General)

Peanuts and Cat crap. Mmm tasty


Win a date with Martha Stewart or zombie Julia Child?

986

(282 replies, posted in General)

I'd rather bitch slap moore for making millions of dollars by demonizing the system that has made him rich.

Watch Scrubs or Grey's Anatomy?

Has a severe case of awesomeness.

988

(11 replies, posted in General)

Could be worked into something good if it didn't have that tacky electronic sound.

989

(282 replies, posted in General)

N'sync, so long as I have a hot date.

Get Herpes or (get)/(get a girl) pregnant?

After you live in Alaska for 5 years (or was it 3?) the government pays you $1500 a year to live there. Alaska is so crappy that no one cares what you do to it.

"Graduate[d]" to eHarmony. Doesn't get what that means either.

992

(282 replies, posted in General)

Mallet, I might even enjoy it.

Be born a guy or a girl?

993

(167 replies, posted in General)

Very good stories.

Once hid in a dumpster for three days after he popped a blimp.

Didn't tip the pizza guy.

996

(282 replies, posted in General)

Neighbor,  oprah would eat the furniture.

Kidnap a baby goat or Drink Joe with a baby kangaroo?

997

(57 replies, posted in Community)

"being offended by poor people who were too lazy to put themselves through college or even highschool and now want you to pay all their bills because you weren't an idiot when you were young"

^^ fixed

998

(17 replies, posted in General)

I nominate that damn petco employee who told me he had air pumps in stock over the phone but when I drove to the store the pumps were no where to be found x(

999

(282 replies, posted in General)

Both

Clean up dog poop off of hardwood or cat poop off of carpet?

1,000

(9 replies, posted in General)

Aww I used to love earth 2025