9,926

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Should explain why Top 40 Countdown sucks

9,927

(16 replies, posted in General)

read this online

Bloke goes into brothel and asks the Madam "How much for some humiliation?"

"37 pounds 50"

"what's that buy"

"a Man U tshirt"

9,928

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

makes me feel embarrassed by my Lady Marmelade rewrite in the same thread

9,929

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Yells "great googlymoogly"

9,930

(58 replies, posted in Politics)

Nemmy got it figured right.  We gotta get Jong Il.  As long as Jong Il is out there he's gonna go after the old man.  If he gets the old man, we gotta make a deal on the nukes. He knows that same as we do.  So he won't quit trying, he's just buying time.  As for the 900,000 North Korean soldiers, okay, it's an extreme measure, but sometimes extreme measures are justified.  Have them meet me someplace public, where they'll feel safe.  Then, I'll take all 900,001 of them.

9,931

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

made me go yikes hmm sad

9,932

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Runs around her computer screaming "No!" yikes

I play in woodland camo BDUs with knee and elbow tactical armor
My friends and I make all the folks in tshirts and jeans say "ooh aah"
Too bad we SUCK because they will NOT drill on teamwork sad

9,933

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is correct yikes

9,934

(120 replies, posted in Politics)

"Does no one understand that you can not generalize NHS as bad????"

No. Because once you decide to have an NHS it is not up to you how it performs.
For instance, Sitting Duck is content with Firewing's level of care and would vote it up.

"However, your unsubstantiated anecdote is not evidence of a failing system."

Eyewitness accounts are always evidence.  You might not think it "PROOF".

9,935

(25 replies, posted in General)

whoa

what's that cloud on the horizon

it looks like...oh NO!!

<siren>

EFF GRADE!!!!

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9,936

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Fears a beagle on a doghouse

9,937

(1 replies, posted in General)

yikes

9,938

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

funny you think they're no threat skoe, because Israel is getting the toughest nagging from Obama

9,939

(58 replies, posted in Politics)

Mao said we were a paper tiger and than was back when we used napalm and had a draft.

If we put nukes on taiwan we'd be giving nukes to Beijing, taiwan can join the prc with a phone call and a stack of nukes is a fat poker chip for autonomy.

China is not the one making guarantees of defensive war to Japan and south korea. China has not made "solving" the Korean crisis a test of national leadership. There is damn little more advantageous to China than undermining the US military presence in East Asia, and what better way than another unpopular American war in Korea?  All the Chinese have to do is nothing.

9,940

(24 replies, posted in General)

Talk to baseball players

9,941

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Has been playing too much Call of Duty

9,942

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

There were 4 that made it, they tried a lot more than that

9,943

(58 replies, posted in Politics)

Of course the president to blame is neither Bush nor Obama but Truman for being too much of a pussywimp to let MacArthur go in there and bomb China into the Stone Age.

9,944

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

X( BAD NEMMY! no nutknocking

9,945

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

I read a wargamers book where the author said he was drafting a wargame for the Pentagon and he tried to make it as lifelike as possible.  He got his knuckles rapped for showing most tank combat in Western Europe would occur at ranges of 1000 yds or less.  The Army built the Abrams to shoot 5000 yds moving 40 mph and still hit.  But he showed with German maps of Germany that most places gave a clear line of sight for direct fire of not more than 500 yds.  They still made him take all the trees and flatten out Germany so American units could make full use of their 5000 yd tank gun.

However if Korea has rolling terrain and won't allow for mass armor the advantage is to the Americans because our infantry is more tank ready, our tanks learnt in Fallujah how to support platoons individually, and the US Army is allowed an air arm that is exclusively for killing tanks in bad terrain (attack copters) and they're damn hard to spot from a jet flying past.

Within a week we'd have air supremacy in Korea (can't really hide your airfields) air and sea traffic to Norko would be at a standstill and their army has at best 2:1 supremacy in numbers and that aint enough to shove through an army, they'd be halted south fo the DMZ.   But in that week North Korea would kill a million Koreans and bomb the South Korean economy back to 1954.  So we try not to start it.

9,946

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

...no way...

9,947

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

NO! but hillary did tell them we rise or fall together and we have to work on everything as pals and that human rights thing has to take a back seat...

...damn!

/knocks head

9,948

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

reminds me of the old joke between the ruski and the american generals

"Our Army has millions of soldiers, they have the best battle tanks in the world, they are the best trained and eat 1000 calories a day" said the commie

"No, that's true of ours" said the American 'but our guys eat 3000 calories a day"

"impossible!" shouted the Red 'nobody could eat that much potato"

9,949

(103 replies, posted in Politics)

They have 20,000 artillery tubes in bunkers within range of Seoul and other major cities in South Korea. They were put there in the 1990s. That is why we let Kim get as far as he has.

Whatever Chinese and Russian diplomats tell our diplomats, their military would revolt before they let us occupy North Korea

He's already said the armistice is over, I say we bomb his country back to the stone age and let Russia and China feed the masses  they can't even if they tried, which will be instructive to Asia.

9,950

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

Appeals Courts decide questions of facts

Trial courts decide facts.

Empathy is an emotion and has nothing to do with the issues

If we're going to overturn laws because it makes people sad then we're up Shit Creek