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can pick off a pygmee jerboa in midair with a hair dagger
OK the rain can quit any goddam day now!!!
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I had to delete my bombmaking post ![]()
practices throwing knives
finish your homework before you play WoW X(
Oh, you were kidding! Wow am I embarrassed!
Good one!
look lemme explain it
I'm sure you were a little kid and you had a shiny truck that you begged for and your parents wouldn't get it for you. Well now you can buy it!
First you write your government for permission to own a shiny toy truck.
Whenever they agree you might own one if you think you're ready, then you go and pay about 500 euro for it.
When you get home, put some newspaper on a table and strip down your truck. Take the cargo hold off, take the doors off, take the axles off and the tires off the axles. Scrub every surface totally spotless with a toothbrush. Put a light oil film on the truck and put it back together. The better trucks you can do this with only a wrench.
put your cleaned truck in a locked metal bin, preferrably a safe, and hide it in a closet or in a drawer or under the bed. Never leave your truck out. never trust anybody alone with your truck. they only want to play with it, and probably sit on it.
every other weekend, get your truck locker out and drive into an approved wilderness area. Take out your truck and burn about 60 euro on top of it. Burn the euro into a fine powdery ash. Then pack up your truck and head home.
Strip and scrub your truck. A dirty truck can be dangerous and might wear out faster. Then lock up your truck and hide it again. What a truckin great day!
NOW do you get it?
I urged a friend to read Roger Zelazny's "Lord of Light". When I loaned him a copy he freaked because he thought I was making the whole thing up. He says he can't get into it because it's too weird.
Guess he hasn't read the Amber novels
"Son, your mom is a unicorn, never told you"
Zelazny never goes into how that happened, I'm glad Peter Hamilton didn't think of it ![]()
I could have thrown GM into bankruptcy, 5 weeks sooner, for only $10 billion!
Why should he react? Why should GM be saved? Doing nothing to prevent suck corporations from vanishing forever is the right thing.
Skoe, building a fleet and throwing missles around and aimin cannon over the border and repudiating a cease fire aren't domestic policy decisions
No
Bush swore to uphold the Constitution
Not "do whatever I can to pull kitties out of trees, fix flat tires and take over car companies"
Happy birthday
I either am on here with my blackberry and that skips a lot or I'm at work and its been too hectic lately
I need home internet
He's trying to run again, that's why he's being a jackass
-calling for fight on global warming
-praising Powell for staying Republican
- waffling on racist nonwhites
But a supermajority of this country has no use for posturing rightwing jackass whores
If its a battle between a commie and a rightwing jackass whore the voters will stay at home and the commie wins by stuffing the ballot boxes
Something the jackass whores who run the GOP can't believe
So I find jesus by saying "f it", knocking boots and scrapin em out when they get swollen?
Would cry too if it happened to him
Newt Gingrich said she was a racist
Newt says he was "too direct" and we should have an "honest debate" about her judging
I think Newt should STFU
No I chose to argue it with japanese anime of elephants, it just came out that I told you it wasn't random when I changed a rtf file into a word file.
Yes I think it would be a better country under judge lynch.
How is the relationship gonna harm them except through the agency of North Korea?
http://www.cloakmaker.com/hairsticks/hairsticks1.html
guess you could buy one of the bronze ones and sharpen the end
or get this
http://www.realmcollections.com/p6966/medieval-hair-dagger.html
"You are one man who will not be missed by many, and by agreeing with this random act of murder you are also a violent man that the world could do without. Therefore I would be correct in killing you... whatever."
It wasn't random.
"Most of us are not condoning his murder, even those of us who aren't surprised and don't feel particularly bad that a criminal who openly ignored the law was the victim of a crime. "
Yeah it is like when Paul Castellano got whacked in a city street or John Gotti died of cancer. I regret that somebody other than George Tiller is gonna do 20 years. Tiller was an organized criminal with political pull to keep killing for money.
What is NOT being bemoaned, interestingly, is that a looney-tune mad bomber gets freed because the cops who found the bomb violated "his" civil rights, and he later goes on to shoot down a guy outside a church. I suppose that's because letting guilty people to go out and kill is part of those "core values" Bush trampled.
yeah Bush threw about $17 billion into GM, and Obama threw another $23 billion, and that's forgiven and they get another $50 billion from Obama. "We the People" have already lost $40 billion on this deal, and there's no way we'll get that other $50 billion. And we basically printed that $90 billion.
well oppossums overran my backyard
thank goodness coyotes keep the raccoons down
though coyotes are starting to target toddlers
if raccoons evolve to work as a hive then Humanity has had it
we'll be hit by Ranger Ricks in a jeep working a .30 M1919
Yes you need an AK47 when a colony of those thumbed rats come down out the trees onto your house and start opening doors and windows, you gotta hit them all and one shot one kill
Your only chance is for the rat general to refuse to pay the butchers bill and walk away
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