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He's Dutch, let him splain this!

how the hell can you hold it in for 4 days?

9,227

(140 replies, posted in General)

would be glad to shake hands with Mussolini, like the Nazis

9,228

(76 replies, posted in General)

"We are partners with God in matters of life and death" Barack Obama to a ton of rabbis 8/19/09

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(76 replies, posted in General)

but what others didn't get was how nukes could be combined with a rocket with global range, you could put a nuke in orbit and then use a glorified fire extinguisher to have it fall anywhere you like.  It got the Brits really hard, they used to like holding "strategic points" like Singapore, Suez, Gibraltar, Aden, Hong Kong but they reckoned that no combination of airpower seapower and fortifications could stop a hydrogen missle from vaporizing the whole show, which is why partly why they bailed on the Empire.

Anyhow and in hindisght Einstein was wrong, the West lacks the moral fiber to wreck the eastern hemisphere with nukes.

9,230

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is possessed by an alien wetsuit

9,231

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

will have a litter of her own

9,232

(15 replies, posted in General)

where's Zoz and Biefstukfriet?

and I notice this survey came after Amok visited tongue

9,233

(25 replies, posted in General)

International Talk like a pirate day be hove to o'er the horizon!

It be Sept 19th!

Aye many a landlubber and silky boy be cursing the return o Pirate Day! But she be back, spite your prayers an curses!

Arr!!! Hoist the Jolly Roger!!!

9,234

(68 replies, posted in General)

yeah I think you'd accidentally wind up underneath your forklift

9,235

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Will not eat green eggs and ham

9,236

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

If they had a bishop like that running it for free it'd be a good, even better as interest free loan

9,237

(78 replies, posted in Politics)

I'd prefer they failed and we had a decentralized economy than the status quo: their basic insolvency is not addressed, we squandered nearly 8% GDP, and there's a political commitment to bail them out forever.

9,238

(68 replies, posted in General)

you should follow it marko! "Yeah...Dig...Solid...Say what?...Word...Yeah...Uhuh...Right"

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(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Cast Forks Drain

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(15 replies, posted in General)

Amsterdam - Sex might be fun, but the Dutch don't find it as fun as a pleasant trip to the bathroom, if survey results reported Thursday by the ANP news agency are to be believed. According to the poll of 1,000 adults, 88 per cent listed a visit to the bathroom as something "they enjoy the most," making it the most popular activity chosen, reported ANP. Only 21 per cent did the same for sex.

ANP described the survey as "representative." It was conducted by the Intomart GfK institute for the popular scientific magazine Quest.

The second most popular activity, according to the survey, was having a good chat with friends. Outdoor recreation took third place.
http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/281273,sex-lags-behind-bathroom-visits-in-popularity-dutch-survey.html

i think we know where the pods first landed on this planet yikes

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(140 replies, posted in General)

has a condescending opinion of the french, just like Hitler

9,242

(68 replies, posted in General)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=153f7f1ff1

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(9,083 replies, posted in General)

wouldn't like rum ice cream?

9,244

(68 replies, posted in General)

good thing nothing happened in the last 24 hours yikes

9,245

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sp3ll5 with numb3r5

9,246

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

plays the bass

9,247

(76 replies, posted in General)

is that Obama as Pinhead? tongue

9,248

(140 replies, posted in General)

is named after a wolf, just like many nazis

9,249

(76 replies, posted in General)

You got money for a crummy commercial, you ain't got my money?

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(39 replies, posted in General)

Remember that scene in "Schindler's List" where the Jewish woman goes up to a Nazi seargeant and says "I'm an engineer, you gotta do this, you gotta do that" and the commandant says "Shoot her for offering an opinion on what we gotta do" and they shoot her and then he says "OK now do what she told you"?

That's how I feel about IT