Never knew that!

So has "President Nigga" killed off all the "Niggaz" yet, us white people are getting tired of waiting for new spaces to open up?
Yeah, that's right; He may be a "Nigga", but he's OUR "Nigga".

> Deci wrote:

> holy shit, a [Japanese] children's movie [remade by an American company] looks lame! pause the printing press! <

Fixed.

How much does learning to drive cost these days? I need to get my license back.

Weak post, was in a hurry, fixing now, sorry.

There... happy now

> Zarf BeebleBrix wrote:
> What's the difference between red and grey squirrels? <

Red Squirrel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Squirrel

Grey Squirrel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Gray_Squirrel

5) Someones' very public, and very spectacular, nervous breakdown.

4) Someone threatening to have me arrested by the FBI for starting a thread celebrating a famous young ladies' entrance into adulthood.

3) "Tetten".

2) The joyous combination of a mod having an opinion differing from mine whilst having a name easily turned into an insult involving a rude body part.

1) Someone and I having a public "discussion" after my posting a thread declaring Imperial Conflict dead. Again.

I'm not playing Team DM (>_<)
I always get stuck with the selfish tit who picks up ammo for weapons he does not even have, let alone use, leaving me to poke at people with an empty pistol.

"The symbol adds nothing to the information [...] given by the sign."

Hey V (can I call you V?) I wonder if we could get a video of a child explaining what an apostrophe does?

> [RPA] Lloyd List wrote:

> Most confusing description ever. Could n't pick better names?
Approved though. I'm glad to see someone using the less obvious race. <

  Sorry about that, but describing what "made" Ka gives a clearer description, and impression, of Ka than simply describing Ka specifically: "Masked slave-monkey-man with serious psychological problems". Not exactly in-depth is it?
  And what kind of names do you think the Hominid offshoots should use? Fluffy and Bobo?
  It is an odd habit of mine; if there is a wierd alternative then there is a good chance I'll pick it. Besides, what fun would it be if we were all powerful sorcerors and great knights?

Name: Ka, formerly Ka Ah out of Ok by Ga Ah of Sou Pride

Age: Approximately 30 (see Description)

Doka

Equipment: Iron shackles, iron chains, iron balls, and an Iron Mask.

Description:
  Ka Ah is the son of Ok, a former Rah Pride female who was forcibly impregnated by Ga Ah during an attack by the Sou Pride upon the Rah Pride. It became apparent soon after his birth that Ka had taken more blood from his mother, Ok, than his father, Ga, who became increasingly hateful of the son who thought more than he fought. Ka was nothing like Ga, and yet he was clearly destined for greatness. Jealous, Ga denounced Ka on his eighth birthday, and made him a slave, binding his face in a mask that bit his jaw should it open too wide, ensuring that Ga's word would never be questioned again. Ok dissapeared, never to be seen again.
As Ka began to reach physical maturity Ga had him shackled, bound to great iron balls that slowed his feet to a laborious pace and restricted his hands to no higher than his torso.

  During his sixteenth year Ka stopped taking note of the passage of time, mainly to preserve his own sanity.

  It was during Ka's twenty sixth year that Ga returned from an attack on Keh Pride with a battered and traumatised young female called Am, who would die giving birth to a son later that year. It would take Ga four years to realise that Ba, his son, was not developing Sou features but Rah features, like those of his former mate Ok... or like those of the slave, Ka.
When Ga's neighbours were finally brave enough to enter the home of the greatest warrior the Doka had ever known, the home from which such terrible noises had come, they found Ka cradling Ba's body by the embers of the fire, and Ga slumped upon the hearth, his body beaten almost beyond recognition.

  Ga was burned without ceremony, his life ended without note, and stories of the Doka who was as cruel and fearsome as he was great became taboo. It was decided that although they could not imprison Ka a moment longer, they could not free him either. As the elders, now free from the fist of Ga, deliberated this paradox the invitation to the tournament arrived for Ga.
As the infant, Ba, was buried Ka was sent place of Ga, to meet what would hopefully be a swift and merciful death.