776

(22 replies, posted in Community)

lol

777

(527 replies, posted in Universal News)

1       Beasts. Waiting. (4190)  [2,55]      562      1188531      32018

Currently the #1 fam. They most likely have at least 1 or 2 multies but the mods have not checked them out. They have been doing a good job this round though from what I saw. Infra seems good. Can't say anything about attackers because there have been no wars since MW is shitty now. They should probably change their name from Beasts to something like butterflies since their fam news is not interesting. I doubt they've even lost more than 5 banker planets. Contender for top 3. If this were MW 5 years ago they wouldn't even be top 25. If this were MW 9 years ago they would be ranked 80th.


2     One time at Viking Camp (4199) [2,38]     520     1109305     28586

Another crappy fam that shouldn't be at the top. This fam is full of fail people and yet they are pretty much dominating the infra game along with 90 and 97. Its pretty sad that a fam like this is at the top and people seem to think they are good. The only thing I can say about them is that Arganon and BC Cougar have not failed yet. Though that hasn't stopped them from trying. I'm not sure how much time can go by in a round before a noob fk's everything up. Contenders top 3. If this were MW 5 years ago they'd be 20th. If this were MW 9 years ago they would not be playing together.


3     Tico Touches Ed xD (4197) [79,59]     512     1219043     28367

Somehow along the way, people started to actually draft Tico as a main attacker. I do not comprehend that. He sucks. Can't build fleet without crashing it. Can't log in without whining. Can't have sex without pictures of men all around. Portgas fails. Dimpel found out he was a tranny. Orbit didn't even get a congratulations mod thread in community. He also hates all of the other mods and has said so numerous times except for Parrot who I think he's cool with. This fam sucks. But they will probably win the round. Contenders


4     Federation Assimilated!! (4191) [34,70]     509     1064963     28842

90's new allies. 90 was allied to 85 but apparently 91 is a better fam so 85 was dropped. This means that 90 and 91 aren't even friends. They are just having a one night stand. As soon as 91 begins to suck they will be dropped for 84. I don't even know whose in this fam but I know they suck because 85 will eventually overtake them. They also have a retarded theme. Who does Star Trek anymore? I don't know whose more stupid. The leader for suggesting it, the fam for following or if the fam suggested it, is the Leader stupid for allowing it? Retards. Contenders.

5     Hard as Nails (4184) [48,85]     436     878473     22662

GX reborn's pw fail fam. PW noobs suck. Always have, always will. The only noob that came out of PW to do well was TYMO and he is on steroids and has random rage attacks. I once went to visit TYMO. When I got off the plane, he picked me up from the airport on a bike with no seat on it. Pretenders for top 5

6     Dexter: Follow the blood (4185) [96,61]     388     1003952     25686

I don't actually know or care whose in this fam but if 90 dropped them then they suck. If they drafted Luster then they are stupid retards who deserve to be shot to death with flaming brick cannons. I hate Luster. I hate the air around Luster. I hate the name Luster. Any friend of Luster is an enemy of mine. Pretenders

7     Furries! Feast Bunny! FEAST! (4193) [38,5]     386     729169     22152

I think this is Lee's fam? I don't know. But he's a nap breaker and breaks naps with everybody. I have no idea why anybody still trusts him. He's been known to break naps, get owned, then delete. If you make a nap with Lee, IC Death, Glue, Portgas, Noir, Genesis or Torqez you are an idiot and deserve to die with Luster. Contenders ftw


8     Spam got too wasted (4186) [91,27]     361     900081     23294


I don't care about these guys or anybody else. Do something interesting and stop failing.

Contenders ftw

778

(118 replies, posted in Universal News)

Lots of people beat him lol I really have no idea where he comes up with the stuff he talks about

779

(118 replies, posted in Universal News)

Should be an easy farm

780

(33 replies, posted in Ideas)

Why ask why?

781

(3 replies, posted in Universal News)

I say sell it to Arganon. He's about to be richer than a fry guy at mcdonalds!

782

(9 replies, posted in General)

lol Ravens owned the Jets. That's why they need to have a vet in there and let Sanchez sit on the bench for a year.

783

(10 replies, posted in Drafting)

Ra is cool. She gets the Nolio stamp of approval.

784

(50 replies, posted in Community)

arsy hai big_smile

785

(19 replies, posted in Community)

Very happy for you Dimpel smile

Hmmmm, is max alive? =o

Oh and happy bday whores!

787

(7 replies, posted in Universal News)

Thank you all for making this a relatively successful competition. I haven't been motivated to do things like this in quite some time so this has definitely been fulfilling and should inspire me to create more things in the future. First and foremost, I'd like to thank all of the nominees for being good sports about it all and even though you didn't win, you'll always be fail in our hearts =p To those who didn't make the original list of 64 for whatever reason, there will be opportunities in the future to compete in this and/or other competitions so apologies that you missed out on this one. Big Gary was supposed to be in the original roster but Undeath was mistakenly added twice. Now for what you've been waiting for....The RESULTS!



3rd place

Flint as deserving as he is finished 3rd in the overall voting by edging Undeath 17-6. Flint has been known for his brutally horrible strategies, horrible political stances, undeserved ego and basically claiming anything and everything as his own inventions. Despite all that he's not a bad guy. Congratulations Flint for a top 3 finish







2nd Place

Darkmason, PW noob of noobs. Darkmason has emerged as one of the worst players to come out of PW in a long long time. With his unstable personality and horrible playing skills, he has left his mark upon IC as one of the failest of fails of failtime. Congratulations on your 2nd place prize Darkmason. You will receive one free VIP. See me for prize or get in touch with a mod to have them contact me if you can't.



1st Place


And our champion. He has created the worst strategies in recent IC history and is a proud member of the BC fail crew. He fails, he knows, it he's BC Cougar. Congratulations on a much deserved victory. No one here will doubt how much you have failed to succeed in IC =p

You will receive a 20.00 giftcard.  See me for prize or get in touch with a mod to have them contact me if you can't.



NOTE: Winners have until Sunday to contact me for their prize otherwise I won't care anymore =p

** Tag Points have been awarded! **

voting will end in about 14 hours!

789

(15 replies, posted in Universal News)

No, its pathetic indeed smile

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/27/blue.power.ranger.harassed.ew/index.html?hpt=C2

791

(9 replies, posted in General)

lol Chris

DarkMason vs. BC Cougar



Flint vs. Undeath

The moment you've all been waiting for as finally arrived. We've speculated over and over and despite some surprise upsets and favorite contenders knocked out, we have here two of the most fail players to ever grace this side of the Milky Way. In one corner:


BC COUGAR

He has spent hours upon hours thinking of ways to win only to fail and be the last one to realize it.




And in the other corner, we have:

DARKMASON


Most of us use 10% of our brain's full potential. Darkmason has gone to lower depths of 3%.



And on top of that, we have the battle for third place with Flint taking on Undeath.


These great challengers await you. SO LETTTTSSSSSSSS GET READYYYYY TO RUMMBLLLEEEEE!

And without furthur ado, here are the results:


(1) Darkmason vs. (5) Einstein

In an stunning upset, Darkmason eliminates Flint from competition in a 21 - 12 victory. I'm amazed that Flint didn't go all the way to the finals at least but alas, sometimes even the failest of them all get dethroned. This is such a case. Flint will however get a chance to compete for third place in the failcup out of the victor of Undeath and BC Cougar. Congratulations to Darkmason for making the finals.



(2) BC Cougar vs. (6) Undeath


BC Cougar handled Undeath with absolutely no problems proving that sometimes the best strat, is the failest strat. In a 26 - 7 landslide victory, BC Cougar will go head to head with the juggernaut, Darkmason in a battle for failcup champion 2010.

@ Metrex

The seeding was done fine. The people who were going to win were going to win. I put up the first round based on the order they were selected. From there I randomized. And then I seeded the top 8 based on how many votes they received compared to their opponents. This allowed me to give a fair seeding. Otherwise it would've been biased and from my own opinion which is what I didn't want. That's also why I haven't voted. I don't want my opinion to influence this at all.


@ Render

I don't neccesarily agree with DM making it this far over some other failures like Arganon and IC Death and Monkeywrench but as I stated, not my opinion. This is the community's choice and not all have the memories of old IC. So unfortunately some guys missed out, but it also allowed new noobs to shine. And such is the way things work, out with the old in with the new. Which is why this is Failcup 2010 and not Failcup of All Time.


@Everyone, voting is over, votes will be counted now.

796

(112 replies, posted in Universal News)

6       The WarLords (3978)  [7,83]      1649      14643294      114728

11     Dragons never forget! (3994) [26,52]     958     7367685     74824


Those guys aren't even close to your size and like 1.2mil of their NW is fleet from their only attacker fighting 2 fams. This is why I don't bother with this game. Nobody has the skill or will to play competitively. But as I said to WS, he's not the only one who plays like shit. And I don't really care what anyone does. I'm just pointing it out when it happens. You won't ever see a Nolio led fam farming anyone like this smile

797

(112 replies, posted in Universal News)

I also agree.

The Failcup is coming to a close and the competition is becoming fierce. You could literally take any of the 4 remaining failures and pick one ftw. I won't keep you waiting too much longer, here are the matchups! Voting will end in 48 hours, Wednesday* 17:00* Nolio time*.



(1) Darkmason vs. (5) Einstein




(2) BC Cougar vs. (6) Undeath

799

(39 replies, posted in Universal News)

Ok voting is over and the votes have been counted and here are the results:

(1) Darkmason vs. (8) Mizzle

Darkmason our #1 seed vs. Mizzle our #8 was proving to be an interesting race. However despite almost facing disqualification for rigging votes, Mizzle loses to Darkmason in a convincing 22 - 14 loss. Darkmason advances to the final four and remains yet again a strong contender for failcup 2010 winner. Congratulations Darkmason.




(2) BC Cougar vs. (7) IC Death

This particular matchup was almost too difficult for me to call but the veteran failure that is IC Death was defeated by epic noob BC Cougar! I'm almost shocked but then again, IC Death never wins anything so this is not that much of a surprise. The final count was 21 - 15 and BC Cougar advances to Round 5 where he will be a serious contender for failcup 2010 champion.


(3) Glue      vs. (6) Undeath

This one was  50/50 chance with Glue being my personal favorite but Undeath's inactivity, lack of full modness and other failures in life have given him the victory over #3 seed Glue. By taking only 4 more votes in a 20-16 vote, Undeath advances as not the top contender, but a strong one in the next round.



(4) Hardcore4eva      vs. (5) Einstein/Flint

This one was a no brainer. Flint aka Einstein aka George Bush Jr. Jr. aka iSuck destroys hardcore4years ago in a 24 - 12 win. Flint goes on to be my personal pick to make the finals and take the whole thing. Flint may not have invented anything he claims, but he surely invented a new level of failure.

> [TI] Primo wrote:

> pft, nolio's pic wasn't even a swimming suit X(


lol Yes it was