751

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

You could also add the low rates of drug usage in Holland (where weed is decriminalised and they have softer policies on other drugs) compared with any other industrialised nation.  Completely agree, the more you are told NO the more determined you are to succeed in doing that which you are told against doing.


Want to go back? The whole Adam and Eve creation myth. Forbidden fruit will be eaten. If God hadn't told them NO, I believe they wouldn't have eaten it, or it would have taken a hell of a lot longer.  It is a basic part of simple human curiosity.

752

(15 replies, posted in Universal News)

wow.. two idiots asking for the impossible..

753

(28 replies, posted in Drafting)

glue stfu and go die kthx.. he's forgotten more talent than you'll ever  have

754

(11 replies, posted in Drafting)

No

755

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

oopsie..

756

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

Thx Lat for giving me more info than I previously had. Does make for interesting reading. Shame the Cons won't scrap the Trident though.

757

(6 replies, posted in General)

I feel that over the course of this satellite broadcasting syfy b-movies, it has achieved sentience and is now plotting to take down our communications grid one by one until all our (communication) base r belong to us.

758

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

> ☭ Fokker wrote:

> Lib Dem + Conservative...

It does give Lib Dems a chance to prove they can do (some of) the job(s).


That it does. However noone will ever take them seriously due to the major backsliding on their main campaign issues to form this coalition.  They've now got 6 of the Cabinet positions (out of 24), including deputy Treasury. Forgive me for being suspicious but I feel the positions they've been given are all to provide useful scapegoats for if the Tories policies fail.

759

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

true.. anyone know Boris Johnson (londons mayor)? i want him as pm. think George Bush dumb but with no warlike streak, Prince Phillip tactless without the racism. can see it now


ringing up foreign leaders: 'uh hello, is that pakistan. i'd like a tikka masala and some pilau rice please. oh and 2 naans and a grandad. hyuk hyuk'

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761

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

think republican crossbred with King (he's direct descendant of William IV, William the Conqueror to you) mixed with a healthy smattering of soulless lizard from outer space.

762

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

tee hee.. wikipedia's entry for David Cameron got hacked.. it said David 'c**t face' Cameron, the first homosexual prime minister of the uk

763

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

we're dooooooooooooooooomed. Cameron's in!!! [spineless motherloving donkey felching ballsack]
i'm moving back to canada. pronto.

764

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

he can choose his date as traditionally the new leader is unveiled at the next party conference. he could call a special 'party leadership conference' (how do they think of these names lol), but as he's already mentioned the Manchester conference in Sept that's the date chosen.  Gives the potential leadership candidates time to get put forward and to garner support from their peers.  how quickly do you think they can pick a leader from the rabble? even jesus took years to come forward wink

765

(41 replies, posted in Community)

what's dutch for 'fat republican'

766

(69 replies, posted in General)

'I didn't inhale'  - good ol Bill

I don't feel like posting 5 pages of Bush-isms..  However I will put another Clinton one in.

'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' 'no I meant my wife'

767

(145 replies, posted in General)

haha nice one Chris

and yes, i do know what i'm on about here. worked in the aerospace industry for several years, our customers were pretty much every company in the UK that manufactures parts for Rolls-Royce, Airbus and Westland Helicopters.

i don't understand how a bird going through each engine blew them out. engines are tested at manufacture by shooting frozen chickens through them using a huge highpressure air cannon. surely a living (and therefore infinitely more squishy) bird couldn't do any damage if that doesnt

770

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

gives Badseks

771

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

> The Empire Of Kane wrote:

> I would imagine that we will end up with a conservative lib dem coalition. Labour need to get out, and clegg recognised this by talking to the conservatives first due to the fact they got the most votes. The main problem in the lib tory alliance is going to be electoral reform. Under proportionate representation, I.E each group getting the same percentage of seats to votes, it would have been an even more tightly formed vote. which the conservatives want to avoid.

Clegg didn't initiate these talks, Cameron did. This was a little underhanded of the Tories (shock, horror), as proper conduct would have been to let Labour make the first move as the standing government.  Labour however couldn't  do this, as the LibDems would never have agreed to any coalition as long as Gordon Brown was still Labour leader. But what's this? Gordon has announced he's stepping down, with a new leader to be announced at the Labour conference in September?  Brilliant piece of political manouvering by Labour (and Brown), opening the way for talks between two Parties with much common ground. Guess some politicians still do know what the right option is and can put aside their selfish career aspirations for what is best for the country as a whole.

772

(11 replies, posted in Drafting)

I do. Bend over wink

773

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

Oh they've figured out the cause of the UKIP plane crash - It had 2 right wings!

774

(41 replies, posted in Community)

If I'm supposedly ignored for life, why am I not in that sig? I feel cheated X(

775

(80 replies, posted in Politics)

I'd sooner bury her under a few tonnes of concrete...