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(11 replies, posted in Politics)

I wonder when they're going after Obama tongue

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.
In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,
he called his doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
Aft...er an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bullsh*t!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

7,252

(5 replies, posted in General)

A huge NASA balloon loaded with a telescope painstakingly built to scan the sky at wavelengths invisible to the human eye crashed in the Australian outback Thursday, destroying the astronomy experiment and just missing nearby onlookers, according to Australian media reports.


In dramatic video released by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC),  the giant 400-foot (121-meter) balloon is seen just beginning to lift its payload, then the telescope gondola appears to unexpectedly come loose from its carriage. The telescopes crash through a fence and overturn a nearby parked sport utility vehicle before finally stopping.


The attempted balloon telescope launch took place at the Alice Springs Balloon Launching Centre, near the town of Alice Springs, in the northern territory of Australia.


The wayward balloon overturned one car, but missed another parked nearby with local Alice Springs couple Stan and Betty Davies, who had come to watch the launch, still inside.


"We were sitting in our car and preparing to move it out of the way and we were actually about a foot of being wiped out," ABC quoted Davies as saying.


The balloon was carrying the Nuclear Compton Telescope (NCT), a gamma-ray telescope built by astronomer Steven Boggs and his colleagues at the University of California, Berkeley, California to study astrophysical sources in space.


"Today was a terrible day for a lot of people," wrote Eric Bellm, a graduate astronomy student at the UC Berkeley, in a blog chronicling the science mission.  "For the NCT team, we've poured our hearts into this instrument for years.  It was an almost unfathomable shock to find ourselves cleaning up the wreckage of our gondola rather than watching it lift off towards space."


The unmanned research balloon was built by NASA's Columbia Scientific Balloon Facility in Palestine, Texas and expected to haul its two-telescope payload up to an altitude of about 120,000 feet (36,576 meters). That's about 23 miles (37 km), though smaller home-built balloons have been built to reach high altitudes as well. 


In his account of the crash, Bellm said an investigation into the balloon's launch failure will be performed, though a first glance found that at least some of the components for the Nuclear Compton Telescope appear to have survived relatively intact. The science team has cleaned up the wreckage and returned it to a staging hangar, he added.


Ravi Sood, director of the Alice Springs Balloon Launching Centre and a professor at Australia's University of New South Wales, said no one was hurt in the incident, but sometimes balloon launches can go awry.


"Ballooning, that's the way it happens on occasions but it is very, very disappointing. Gut-wrenching actually," he told ABC.


The failed balloon launch in Australia marked NASA's second balloon science campaign this month at the remote site. On April 15, NASA's balloon science program launched Tracking and Imaging Gamma Ray Experiment (TIGRE), a gamma-ray telescope, to search the galactic center of the sky for emissions from radioactive materials, NASA officials said.


That launch, which sent the telescope and its balloon to an altitude of 127,000 feet (38,709 meters), went according to plan, the space agency said.


The balloon's next payload to fly, an X-ray telescope called HERO aimed at mapping the galactic center for NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center, was targeted for May, Australian officials added.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20100429/sc_space/hugenasascienceballooncrashesinaustralianoutback

VIDEO of awesome American know-how

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0PH6L44-c&feature=player_embedded


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I love how "this just happens in ballooning" as if guys aint been doing it for 200 years
And the bit about tethering weights to lighter-than-air vehicles is more like 1500 years old, since China had manned kites

still, this was clearly the fault of the continent of Australia for parking in a loading zone

7,253

(28 replies, posted in General)

they grew moustaches, changed their name to "Garcia" and moved to Argentina

7,254

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> BiefstukFriet wrote:

> > Chris_Balsz wrote:

> I don't care how much fangirl dna those bugs got, they still couldn't crack Aiur X(

Hmm? I hate the Zerg, I'm a Terran fanboy myself. But the bugs did a real job on Aiur, the place is a shithole now.

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that's what THEY tell us, but can you trust THEM?

7,255

(4 replies, posted in General)

I was going to object that actual Rube Goldberg mechanisms involve live animals, but then they started flinging band members and dropping stuff on them at 2:50! A+

7,256

(16 replies, posted in General)

Is it football or soccer?

7,257

(26 replies, posted in General)

naaa cmon, I post that at least once a year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXrUyOurnOI

7,258

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we are entombed but we live on...this is only the beginning...we shall PREPARE...we shall GROW STRONGER...when the time is right, we shall EMERGE, AND TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE, AS THE SUPREME POWER, OF THE UNIVERRRRSSE!!!!!

7,259

(19 replies, posted in General)

i read a followup that cops answered two calls, but to the wrong address

7,260

(16 replies, posted in General)

when you act as a virtual GM, anything in the game prepare you for this?

>>
Dolphins GM apologizes for asking player if mom was a prostitute
By Chris Chase

Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland apologized Tuesday to former Oklahoma State wide receiver Dez Bryant for asking in a pre-draft interview whether his mother was ever a prostitute.

The question was posed at Bryant's interview with the Dolphins earlier this month and first surfaced last week when reported by Yahoo! Sports' Mike Silver. Tuesday, Silver wrote a column identifying Ireland as the offending party.

A few hours after the column appeared, Ireland called Bryant to apologize. The receiver, who was selected by the Dallas Cowboys with the 24th pick in the first round of last weekend's NFL draft, accepted the apology. He told Silver that he was "really mad" when the question was asked but didn't show it.

Ireland subsequently released a public statement:

"My job is to find out as much information as possible about a player that I'm consider drafting. Sometimes that leads to asking in-depth questions.

"Having said that, I talked to Dez Bryant and told him I used poor judgment in one of the questions I asked him. I certainly meant no disrespect and apologized to him.

"I appreciate his acceptance of that apology and I told him I wished him well as he embarks on his NFL career."

The incident is the latest and most egregious in a string of odd questions asked of prospective draftees in the weeks leading up to the draft. Bryant's attitude and background had been a concern for a number of franchises and it appears Ireland was trying to dig a little deeper into those issues. Either that or he was seeing whether Bryant would take the bait and react poorly to an offensive query.

It doesn't matter what the reason was, though; Ireland's question was tacky, classless and unprofessional. As Silver wrote, the general manager should be thankful that Bryant kept his emotions in check and didn't lunge across the desk in retaliation. 

Considering the apology only came after Ireland was publicly identified, it's hard to accept its sincerity. Ireland never acknowledged the question, nor apologized to its subject, Bryant's mother, Angela. Frankly, that Dez accepted the forced apology makes him a bigger man than Jeff Ireland will ever be.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Dolphins-GM-apologizes-for-asking-player-if-mom-?urn=nfl,237104
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(39 replies, posted in Politics)

sorry...sometime I spew politics without noticing thread topics sad

to return to the UK

Gordon Brown: "My foot is delish"

7,262

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

sold his soul to Bill Gates for Awesome Demonic Powers, but got shelved when he couldn't handle ADP v2.2

7,263

(1 replies, posted in General)

lol

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/8/9/7/21897.jpg?v=1

"Hey! NAP ends tomorrow!"


I love the angry Batmen beholding the batcenity

too bad there isn't a batman villain who makes obscene gay toys resembling his victims

7,264

(25 replies, posted in Politics)

But you won't know unless they self-report, which you say they won't do. And with SSRIs it isn't a matter of if, but when. There is no reason to deal with it on a case by case by case basis when a flat ban resolves the problem. The system should not accomodate the wants and desires of pilots over the safety of passengers, cargo and bystanders.

7,265

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

Whatever, give the left their freedom and they start bitching about having it fully subsidized and guaranteed a monopoly and a bailout.

7,266

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

and that is where we are headed, France

France without the art!

7,267

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

its not largely republican and not largely older

>>Grand Junction, Colorado (CNN) -- They are not typical Tea Party activists: A woman who voted for President Obama and believes he's a "phenomenal speaker." Another who said she was a "knee-jerk, bleeding heart liberal."

These two women are not alone.

Some Americans who say they have been sympathetic to Democratic causes in the past -- some even voted for Democratic candidates -- are angry with President Obama and his party. They say they are now supporting the Tea Party -- a movement that champions less government, lower taxes and the defeat of Democrats even though it's not formally aligned with the Republican Party.

To be sure, the number of Democrats in the Tea Party movement is small. A recent CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll shows that while 96 percent of Tea Party activists identify themselves as either Republican or Independent, only 4 percent say they are Democrats.

Some of these disgruntled voters are taking part in the current Tea Party Express tour. The tour began in Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's hometown of Searchlight, Nevada, on March 28 and is making 44 stops across the nation. It ends in Washington on tax day -- April 15.

Ann Ducket attended the Tea Party rally in Grand Junction, Colorado, on Wednesday.

A lawyer and lifelong Democrat, Ducket made her political leanings clear: She said she was a campus community organizer for Democratic Sen. George McGovern's 1972 presidential campaign, voted for Jimmy Carter and Al Gore, and previously ran for elective office in Colorado as a Democrat.

"I was a card-carrying member of the ACLU, and I probably did inhale in college," Ducket said.

Ducket, who is now an independent and did not vote for Obama, said the president has "carried things to an extreme."

"I think we've gone too far on the side of government doing too much," Ducket said. "The Democratic Party is wanting to take care of everyone, instead of helping everybody stand on their own two feet."

Roxanne Lewis expressed a similar point of view. A small business owner in Grand Junction, Lewis described herself as a lifelong Democrat and called the president a "phenomenal speaker." She voted for him because she "believed in what he was saying: change."

But, Lewis added, "I should've listened a lot closer when he talked about 'spreading the wealth.' "

Asked how she feels about having voted for the president, Lewis said "I feel lied to, cheated and raped."

Lewis criticized the taxpayer-funded bailouts of financial institutions, which began under former President George W. Bush, and the bailout of General Motors and Chrysler.

"These are not the Democrats that I have been brought up with," Lewis said. However, she said she will continue to be a Democrat.

"We hear from folks, probably at every rally, who say, 'I was a Democrat,' " Levi Russell, communications director for the Tea Party express tour, said.

"Having more Democrats join the movement shows that it is more representative of the American people than the antics of the Obama, [House Speaker Nancy] Pelosi, Reid leadership," Russell said.

The Democratic National Committee declined to comment.

David Saucedo is a rapper and community activist who frequently appears at Tea Party rallies. Using the stage name "Polatik," he performs rap songs that slam President Obama and the Democrats.

Though he eventually voted for GOP Sen. John McCain in the 2008 presidential election, he said he was initially impressed with the president.

Now Saucedo has turned into an Obama critic. "A lot of the things he says sound good, until you look at the consequences of what they will do on the long term."

Saucedo also said that most of his family voted for the president but now support the Tea Party. He said his sister in law's views sum up the family sentiment.

"She regrets voting for Barack Obama," he said.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/04/02/democrats.tea.party/index.html"

it's funny how you guys twist and turn trying to find the REAL reason millions of people stand in our streets demanding less regulation, less taxation, less spending and less bailouts.  Are they bigots? Did they work for the Klan? Are they getting back? Is there some deep trauma?  Of course NORMAL people WANT to turn the United States into France!

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(18 replies, posted in Politics)

"If black people won't work hard they should end up like white trash in San Bernardino County" bet that would get 90% from the racially resentful Tea Partiers

Tea Partiers defend earners against govt without regard to race

that is the new racist

The contempt of a liberal. That and $2.50 gets you a cup of coffee

7,270

(18 replies, posted in Politics)

unfortunately the supreme court legalized dual citizenship in the 1960s

>>Until now, that is. A new survey by the University of Washington Institute for the Study of Ethnicity, Race & Sexuality offers fresh insight into the racial attitudes of Tea Party sympathizers. <<

Baldric, that is as if the National Academy for Selling Cars, determined you needed a new car.

>>"The data suggests that people who are Tea Party supporters have a higher probability"

7,272

(26 replies, posted in General)

THAT DOES IT

nobody calls out America pal! NOBODY

you are on the path to destruction you have no chance make your time

this world aint big enough!

/me tears off ticket # 00453673

there

#00000005, now serving #00000005

#00000005 please

7,273

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

plays "Stars and Stripes Forever" on her armpits

7,274

(10 replies, posted in General)

hooray, we kept dirt and bushes for the jobless to stare at as they're stabbed

well those jobless within a mile of it

further out all you see is smog

7,275

(39 replies, posted in Politics)

we're headed for collapse, we're printing dollars to buy treasury bonds at lower interest rates.

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2010/03/feds-fisher-federal-reserve-wont-buy.html

A spokesman says they won't but they've been doing it this year. The Fed did not buy six-month paper last week.