probably 20 years for building a car bomb that doesnt blow

dances the forbidden dance

global warming is neither global nor warming

that's why they've switched to being worried about "climate change"

they cart in their water in jerrycan because Eltie rigged the faucets to run beer

America has slightly fewer drunken Brits, baring their ass for the camera, per 100,000 non Brits

maybe 5 fewer per 100,000

but it should still be acknowledged as progress

also, now get this, I know its crazy, but you know how a guy will make 1000 silk ties, and his factory sells them to a store,  and the store boxes them with 1000 shirts, and then sells them for more money than just the sum of the price of a lonely tie and a lonely shirt, right? No taxes are assessed until somebody buys it in the store! And then its just whatever the local area charges for sales, a fixed percentage--and some places don't even have that! And the factory, doesn't owe taxes AT ALL, UNLESS it makes a profit for the quarter!

And we just pile fruit on a table, and let the customer weigh and bag it!

Latinos are liberal Hispanics

yeah I know they don't SAY that, but look who's calling themselves "Latino" and what they're asking for as "Latinos".  Which is why the media likes to throw it around as a euphemism for "Hispanic"

hunts for turkeys with an AR-15 wearing olive-drab and an old-model steel helmet

> Blind Guardian wrote:

> It's a shame we didn't have a politics galaxy years back when the politics forum was more active. The idea was proposed several times, but I don't think the game administrators cared, because the game was more active back then as well and they had enough going on. <

That's like wondering how come Gotham City Council don't throw a street fair for the Arkham Asylum inmates

a fluorescent ass???

sips absinthe

Some tea PARTIERS hate the term tea BAGGER

I think it fits

We all in your face

>>The balloon was carrying the Nuclear Compton Telescope (NCT), a gamma-ray telescope built by astronomer Steven Boggs and his colleagues at the University of California, Berkeley, California to study astrophysical sources in space.

"Today was a terrible day for a lot of people," wrote Eric Bellm, a graduate astronomy student at the UC Berkeley, in a blog chronicling the science mission.  "For the NCT team, we've poured our hearts into this instrument for years.  It was an almost unfathomable shock to find ourselves cleaning up the wreckage of our gondola rather than watching it lift off towards space."<<

Straight outta COMPTON
makin telescopes smash
snatch your balloon
and watch your science project crash
ruthless
your balloon can't hang
you banging with NCT
on the streets of COMPTON