If the Aussies ever put profit ahead of race, we are SCREWED

"Ichiban, cobber! Us Pacific powers gotta be as brothers, what? It's one big golden rice bowl for us, and all round-eye blackarse gwah-low barbarian barstids gotta knock head, right?"

gets a Persian hot shave and flame trim by Iranian barbers

apparently we're printing $1 trillion to give to the IMF, to prop up the euro, so the euro = $ and we might as well accept Monopoly money as legal tender

please. McCain is a weinie who saw his selfish goal was served by selling out honest conservatives.

>>1) You have to believe that the nation's 8-year unprecedented prosperity was
due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but that today's gas prices
are all Clinton's fault.<<

Everybody who hampers oil exploitation is to blame for that one.

Rape the earth, I want $1.50 / gallon gas.

>>2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all
on their own.<<

Yeah like Rush Limbaugh and Oprah Winfrey and Jay Z and Bill Gates.  Gaddam plutocrats.

>>3) You have to be against government programs, but expect your Social
Security checks on time.<<

I expect to get shit back from the 8% that is robbed of my wages.

>>4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives, yet
you want government to regulate only opposite-gender marriages, what a woman
does with her uterus, and what your official language should be.<<

Marriage is about ordering me to support somebody else's lifestyle; I draw the line at murder of babies; I'm glad to be in the lives of assholes who are in my traffic lane waving their flag.

>>5) You have to believe that pollution is OK so long as it makes a profit.<<

Is that polyester you're wearing, Mahatma?

>>6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
Allah or Buddha or the Goddess.<<

I'd just as soon have any prayer than the amoral saturnalia we have now.  I've said so when Republicans bitch about Muslim prayer in public schools in Michigan and Minnesota.

>>7) You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.<<

YOU have to believe that they are going to [ ] each other at 11 anyhow, so they might as well be thoroughly trained.

>>8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but that large multi-national corporations should have no
regulation or interference whatsoever.<<

Abortion doesn't involve her own body--and where are you about women choosing to take thalidomide?

>>9) You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your
hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Bill and Hillary Clinton.<<

I dunno that he hates them, but he will send fornicators of any stripe to Hell.  Also liars.
I gotta laugh at "Bush hates AIDS victims" shit you guys post.  George W Bush sent more aid to Africa to combat AIDS than all his predecessors combined.  He has saved millions of lives down there, but you're too deep in the echo chamber to actually care.  The entire human experience is in two parts, BLAH and PROOF BOOSH SUX and his AIDS policy is definitely BLAH

>>10) You have to believe that society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you wouldn't vote for a
black candidate for president.<<

I VOTED FOR ALAN KEYES

>>11) You have to believe that it was great to allow Ken Starr to spend $90
million dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have been
unfaithful to their wives.<<

He lied to win a lawsuit.  Good job Democrats, you demanded that a woman could sue a boss for taking his cock out and then denying her a promotion for not hopping to it--but if he's a good Democrat, that woman is a slut, "trailer park trash".

>>12) You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is bad
because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all
Americans.<<

You have to treat rape, robbery and murder victims as just statistics who deserve to die to prop up your fear of inanimate objects.

>>13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we
all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.<<

You have to forget that teens [ ] each other is fairly new, and coincides wtih the removal of prayer from schools.

>>14) You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the
Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.<<

You have to believe the ACLU is good because they defend what the Constitution oughta be, and the NRA is bad for defending what dead white guys wanted in the 1700s.

>>15) You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that
Europe doesn't exist.<<

You have to believe Europe is working, which is why they NEED America to stop competing and share the loot.  Because they work soooo well.

>>) You have to believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve
federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public
doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we ignore it, it will go away.<<

You have to believe the federal government has to save your dick from the asshole you put it into.

>>17) You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of
6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible,
which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.<<

You understand that 6th graders are going to get pregnant, so its important they learn how to bring the baby to term.  Don't tell them 9 mos - x months = 4 months because they won't learn that til 11th grade.

>>18) You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more
Americans than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.<<

When you figure how you can tax chinese communist missle detonations, you'll allow them too.

>>19) You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts
for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid
for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all,
the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don't need any.<<

You forgot the part about a Renaissance artist who painted a smiley face with his own shit, would be tortured to death in public by an irate Pope.
I could stand the NEA if we did that.

>>20) You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old
growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests and the
extinction of the several species of plants and animals in them because it
allows logging companies to add to their profit margin.<<

You confuse 25-year timber that is the bulk of the American market with Amazonian rain forest that takes 80 years to mature.  YOu couldn't tell old growth from stuff seeded in 1980 if it fell on you.

>>21) You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich,
Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but that
bastard Clinton should have been impeached.<<

Thank you for demonstrating that its not enough to prove a President committed a felony and got his cronies to help him-- we gotta prove he's a son of a bitch too.  I don't know whether democrats or republicans would benefit more from that, and I don't care because AMERICA isn't served by a pack of crooks.

I was once Republican, but I quit when they forgot that liberals are pond scum destroying America, and demanded that we replace patriotism and understanding of our rights, wtih blind partisanship.  The Republican Party is become the Clinton DLC.

...You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and
appointed a President.<<

What legal recount?  The US Constiution said Florida had to pass laws on the conduct of an election.  It did so.  By those election laws, Bush was certified the winner.  The Democrats sued and the Supreme Court of Florida broke its own laws to order recounts go forward.  Bush sued in the US Supreme Court and that court ordered Florida to come up with a FAIR recount.  Bush sued in Florida Supreme Court to halt the recounts, but they passed with a smaller majority.  Bush then sued in US Supreme Court to throw out the recounts.  Bush v Gore ended with 2 decisions: a 7-2 decision that Florida's plan to let each county make up its own recount rules, was unconstitutional.  They then voted 5-4 that Florida had blown any recount plan and the election results had to be certified as is.
The Supreme Court did not install Bush.
The Supreme Court ordered Florida to honor the decision it chose to make by certifying a winner.  Florida certified Bush.
And maybe you forgot how the Left screamed that a recount would be done anyway, and the TRUTH would be known...and it was... by 3 different universities and by newspaper consortiums...and ALL of them said Bush won. Bush won the normal vote count. Bush won by the proposed Gore recount method.

>>...You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to
dictate energy policy.<<

Uh...right....that is why we went full tilt with offshore drilling and unfiltered coal burning?  Cheney did not try to DESTROY energy production and allowed people who know WTF they're talking about to have more say than a stinking flatulent hippie treehugger bombthrower.

>>...You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.<<

I did which is why I really hate the ACLU.  Ohhhh you mean Valerie Plame? You do know that David Broder said he knew she was CIA because it was mentioned at cocktail parties?  The covert spy who did a cover spread of Esquire magazine in front of her house and her red Porsche just so EVERYBODY knew Valerie Plame = Spy = where she lives and what she looks like? Oh yeaaahhhhh....oh what a horrible tragedy....

>>...You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.<<

Didn't know Ted Kennedy was a closet Republican

>>...You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us.<<

Is this a reference to the terrorist sponsor Iraq? Didn't know Hillary Clinton was a Republican.

>>...You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on on
illegal war.<<

Didn't know Nancy Pelosi was a Republican...who's in charge of the budget since 2007 and counting?

>>...You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in
Iraq.<<

It could have vanished up Barney Frank's ass. Like the mortgage industry.

>>...You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.<<

Those were hilarious!  "You die if you step off the box" HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA

>>...You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.<<

Have never learnt we are.  Everything we do to detainees is somehow not torture when we do it to SEALS in training.  I'm told that is because of the MOOD of SEAL training.

>>...You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under the previous
President from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion.<<

That would make me a supporter of Obama????

>>...You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping
Americans and the President lied about it.<<

I did, and I wanted Republicans to go after Clinton on those 900 FBI files.

>>...You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora.<<

How do we know he was in there? You don't like that kind of evidence when it supports Bush, I can tell that from your whines.  So all of a sudden anonymous goatherders telling me where OBL was is solid gold?

>>...You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter
Reed.<<

I did and thats why I am proud to oppose this President, who seriously considered making crippled vets buy their own legs.

>>...You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown!<<

Then 99% of CA is Republican.  We too have an impending disaster hanging over our heads.  "Waiting for the gubmint to save us" is NOT part of anybody's disaster plan.

>>...You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.<<

We'll spend our way out!

>>...You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.<<

Always had that "right"...I get mad when I'm ordered to pay an insurance company whether I see a doctor or not.

>>...Yes! Illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax
dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you, but helping
other Americans... well that makes you mad!<<

Yeah we been "helped"--everything costs more, I'm being taxed to prop up billion-dollar white elephants, the President tells kids we all gotta get by with less and No, America Can't anymore...our friends are shat on, our enemies kissed...and you spout a ten-year old litany of lies and expect laughs.

Urges his friends to get a koolaid buzz while listening to pink floyd

naw make her Lord Protector, that's what she's always wanted

all she'd do is nap through debate and just yell "Balls!!" every now and then

you could use her for a month or so, just long enough to teach Putin not to snub the Prince of Wales

BNP is the soul of CUKCU!!