676

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has a secret sexeh

677

(120 replies, posted in Politics)

"...(and myself since I am a veteran)..."

You were in the National Guard, right?
America's version of Britain's Territorial Army, Right?
And you had to leave after injuring yourself during  t r a i n i n g, right?

678

(58 replies, posted in Politics)

You're going to love this:

Compare Obama's current stance/plan for dealing with North Korea with Bush's stance/plan.
When you see it you'll shit bricks!

679

(44 replies, posted in Politics)

"I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother,..."

I read this much before I knew it was Adolph Hitler.
Anyone get it faster?

680

(2,376 replies, posted in General)

Angerfist - Mutilate

681

(35 replies, posted in Roleplay)

Curt Cobain's Journal.

Messy head.

682

(585 replies, posted in Community)

I doth spam your bump verily.

683

(23 replies, posted in General)

Star Trek 2(a) The Wrath of Gorn?

684

(59 replies, posted in Politics)

> Einstein wrote:
> WFS source please?
I mean honestly... <

Irony AND hypocrisy? Niiice...



> Wild Flower Soul wrote:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_accidents_and_incidents

"Soyuz accidents have claimed the lives of four, versus fourteen for Shuttle accidents (however, the maximum capacity of the Shuttle is larger than that of the Soyuz, resulting in a higher death toll per incident). No deaths have occurred on Soyuz missions since 1971, and none with the current design of the Soyuz. Including the early Soyuz design, the average deaths per launched crew member on Soyuz are currently under two percent. However, there have also been several serious injuries, and some other incidents in which crews nearly died."

There have been other incidents indeed, but those were "minor ones".. At the end of the day, you want to board the one that gives you the highest chance of returning to earth alive.. <


Also partly to do with Russian engineering philosophies: If it can be done simply, do it simply. (think pencil joke)

685

(13 replies, posted in General)

1) Go to Google.
2) Type "can i get aids" WITHOUT pressing either enter or clicking the search button
3) Observe suggestion
4) Laugh
5) Burn in hell

686

(30 replies, posted in General)

Less than 2000 Euros I believe...

...I wonder what the inside of a new one will smell like?

687

(11 replies, posted in General)

I hear the Cerebellum is pretty sensetive...
*evil laugh*

688

(69 replies, posted in General)

> Chris_Balsz wrote:
> Oh
You gotta ask a mod
Nicely <

Ah.
Oh dear.
Honestly can't remember the last time I was nice to someone (I didn't want to doink). hmm

689

(9 replies, posted in General)

Yeah... hmm

[want]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaWoo82zNUA
[/want]

690

(69 replies, posted in General)

Seriously, I don't know how to change my name on this new forum.

691

(9 replies, posted in General)

> Chris_Balsz wrote:
> you build wimpy girly engines, that is why you know nothing of horsepower <

Yeah, that's why European supercars are so stupidly overpowered there is a real possibility of dying in them, unlike your stupidly over-designed peices of poo that are so crammed with "safety features" that the only way you can die in an American car is in an electrical fire.

1) Bugatti Veyron
2) Koenigsegnigsegnigsegnigsegnigsegnigseg CCR

692

(69 replies, posted in General)

Fokker hmm

693

(15 replies, posted in General)

Wait. Girls are desperate to be alone with him and the first thing he does is run to the internet? 25 Diazepam says he's just lost any chance of ever getting laid ever again.

694

(8 replies, posted in General)

> [TI] Mrblonde wrote:
> Neofight, Dj Paul Elstak (older stuff)? <

Thanky big_smile

695

(11 replies, posted in General)

I hope it's the French part.

696

(69 replies, posted in General)

> Chris_Balsz wrote:
> Iphegenia
Cause you're really "iffy" <

How the hell do I change my name now?

697

(36 replies, posted in General)

> [TI] arsbury wrote:
> I actually asked the big man himself and he said:
"When you all stop playing.."
So there you go yikes <


I call bullshit; everyone knows mortals cannot withstand the voice of Stefan without exploding.

698

(8 replies, posted in General)

...Who else will I like?

And will Mutiliat3 be worth the import cost (Apparently they don't sell in the UK)?

699

(69 replies, posted in General)

I want a girls name. :'(

700

(30 replies, posted in General)

> [TI] Primo wrote:
> you're never expected to be brilliant. <

I spat Pepsi on the Library PC.